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Vivvy En Vote score: 3676Vivvy En

"I'm just going out for a quick spin"

06/03/19 8:22:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

lamporghini.

06/03/19 15:58:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

"Where's that Poodle when you need him?"

06/03/19 8:09:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

It's best to nail your matchbox cars down. Lilliputians are thieving little bastards.

06/03/19 8:23:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Best 'crook lock' I've ever seen.

06/03/19 13:01:54

 
Oliver Lindsay Vote score: 54Oliver Lindsay

"Put the new street light in, boss"

06/03/19 8:16:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"My car hasn't been handling well lately. I think it might be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder."

06/03/19 8:00:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

webuy'almost'anycar.com

06/03/19 10:05:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

Postman Pat's car.

06/03/19 8:00:09

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"I couldn't find my car because it was impounded."

06/03/19 17:59:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

Standard Motor Company.

06/03/19 12:36:25

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4740Paul Reeve

This escort was also a pole dancer.

06/03/19 12:00:38

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

Don't judge. This line of work is how he put himself through car school.

06/03/19 10:53:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

Polycarbonate

06/03/19 10:47:42

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

Of course most cars now have electronic cigarette lighters and don't need a chimney.

06/03/19 10:45:46

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 333Lawrence Day

This is the fastest car i have seen, it always starts in pole position.
nod 8:00:45

06/03/19 10:41:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"They don't call me Caspar the Friendly Post for nothing you know!" 😜

06/03/19 10:36:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Escort caught dogging.

06/03/19 10:00:15

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

First past the post wins

06/03/19 9:35:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

That bloody Jeff Wayne’s got a lot to answer for..

06/03/19 9:23:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Clamppost

06/03/19 8:55:27

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"I know it was cheap, but is it really worth having that Kazakstan Sat Nav , complete with the improved Kazakstani aerial system, installed."

06/03/19 8:54:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Pole Dacia

06/03/19 8:49:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"My car's just died, I think there should be a post-mortem."

06/03/19 8:48:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

In a bid to stem fossil fuel emissions Walthamstow council introduced family sized dodgem cars

06/03/19 8:47:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

Ford Escort for sale £450 ..... new lamp post thrown in

06/03/19 8:40:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

The loser of the pillar fight.

06/03/19 8:24:11

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

He blew a rod.

06/03/19 8:20:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Yeah, could I book my car in for a wheel alignment? It's started pulling to the right."

06/03/19 8:19:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Polonic Irritation

06/03/19 8:17:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

“Did somebody order a Polish Escort?”

06/03/19 8:12:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"Sh*t, some tosser's been playing with their caber again!"

06/03/19 8:08:10

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"I told the missus -it's a shady area, so make sure you park as close to a streetlight as you can."

06/03/19 8:05:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Post Impressionism

06/03/19 8:04:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

The Councils new Stop sign worked perfectly.

06/03/19 8:03:49

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"I posted my car on E-Bay."

06/03/19 8:03:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"I can't understand it doc, whenever I drive the vertigo comes back."

06/03/19 8:02:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

I told Steve he should have got a taxi home. He ended up wrapping a car around his post.

06/03/19 8:02:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Volkswagen Pole-Lo

06/03/19 8:02:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Another Pole is driven out of the UK.

06/03/19 8:01:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

"Honestly, Officer, that stop sign came out of nowhere!"

06/03/19 8:01:26

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"So I took the car to that new car wash, the one where all the poles work..I wasn't happy."

06/03/19 8:00:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

I'm not a fan of Polish cars

06/03/19 8:00:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

Not the pole position Lewis Hamilton was hoping for.

06/03/19 8:00:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Saloon Bar

06/03/19 8:00:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

He hoped if he waited long enough, a poledancer would come along

06/03/19 8:00:05

 
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