clever

"I'm just going out for a quick spin"

06/03/19 8:22:17

lamporghini.

06/03/19 15:58:17

"Where's that Poodle when you need him?"

06/03/19 8:09:35

It's best to nail your matchbox cars down. Lilliputians are thieving little bastards.

06/03/19 8:23:44

Best 'crook lock' I've ever seen.

06/03/19 13:01:54

"Put the new street light in, boss"

06/03/19 8:16:46

"My car hasn't been handling well lately. I think it might be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder."

06/03/19 8:00:25

webuy'almost'anycar.com

06/03/19 10:05:45

Postman Pat's car.

06/03/19 8:00:09

"I couldn't find my car because it was impounded."

06/03/19 17:59:21

Standard Motor Company.

06/03/19 12:36:25

This escort was also a pole dancer.

06/03/19 12:00:38

Don't judge. This line of work is how he put himself through car school.

06/03/19 10:53:26

Polycarbonate

06/03/19 10:47:42

Of course most cars now have electronic cigarette lighters and don't need a chimney.

06/03/19 10:45:46

This is the fastest car i have seen, it always starts in pole position.
nod 8:00:45

06/03/19 10:41:59

"They don't call me Caspar the Friendly Post for nothing you know!" 😜

06/03/19 10:36:37

Escort caught dogging.

06/03/19 10:00:15

First past the post wins

06/03/19 9:35:08

That bloody Jeff Wayne’s got a lot to answer for..

06/03/19 9:23:19

Clamppost

06/03/19 8:55:27

"I know it was cheap, but is it really worth having that Kazakstan Sat Nav , complete with the improved Kazakstani aerial system, installed."

06/03/19 8:54:37

Pole Dacia

06/03/19 8:49:00

"My car's just died, I think there should be a post-mortem."

06/03/19 8:48:13

In a bid to stem fossil fuel emissions Walthamstow council introduced family sized dodgem cars

06/03/19 8:47:39

Ford Escort for sale £450 ..... new lamp post thrown in

06/03/19 8:40:46

The loser of the pillar fight.

06/03/19 8:24:11

He blew a rod.

06/03/19 8:20:36

"Yeah, could I book my car in for a wheel alignment? It's started pulling to the right."

06/03/19 8:19:08

Polonic Irritation

06/03/19 8:17:38

“Did somebody order a Polish Escort?”

06/03/19 8:12:33

"Sh*t, some tosser's been playing with their caber again!"

06/03/19 8:08:10

"I told the missus -it's a shady area, so make sure you park as close to a streetlight as you can."

06/03/19 8:05:33

Post Impressionism

06/03/19 8:04:03

The Councils new Stop sign worked perfectly.

06/03/19 8:03:49

"I posted my car on E-Bay."

06/03/19 8:03:25

"I can't understand it doc, whenever I drive the vertigo comes back."

06/03/19 8:02:49

I told Steve he should have got a taxi home. He ended up wrapping a car around his post.

06/03/19 8:02:29

Volkswagen Pole-Lo

06/03/19 8:02:05

Another Pole is driven out of the UK.

06/03/19 8:01:49

"Honestly, Officer, that stop sign came out of nowhere!"

06/03/19 8:01:26

"So I took the car to that new car wash, the one where all the poles work..I wasn't happy."

06/03/19 8:00:59

I'm not a fan of Polish cars

06/03/19 8:00:51

Not the pole position Lewis Hamilton was hoping for.

06/03/19 8:00:45

Saloon Bar

06/03/19 8:00:06

He hoped if he waited long enough, a poledancer would come along

06/03/19 8:00:05