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And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?

27/12/18 10:11:02

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I laughed because I had both "bootiful" and "tough as old boots" pop into my head at the same instant! --Molly R
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Ugh Boots

27/12/18 11:36:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Why does everyone pose these days with their tongue out?

27/12/18 8:04:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Muddy two-shoes

27/12/18 8:00:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Muddy Walkers

27/12/18 8:00:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

" .... and one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over poo."

Nod to 08:00:22

27/12/18 10:38:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Steptoe and Dung

27/12/18 8:00:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

"Oh, I see Grandma has arrived."

27/12/18 13:09:28

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5579Tosser Wivlov

I find them really uncomfortable, could I please change them for some size 9's. I have the receipt.

27/12/18 10:57:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

"No, if your stomach is upset POP into Boots."

27/12/18 8:15:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''These Boots Are Made For Walking''

27/12/18 8:00:22

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 430Lawrence Day

Soul Survivors

27/12/18 11:16:43

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

Foot fetid

27/12/18 10:52:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Clodhoppers

27/12/18 9:03:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

My boots after a walk up Scarpafell Pike.

27/12/18 8:47:57

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

They're soulmates

27/12/18 8:40:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

Theresea May’s script writer has to clean the bull shit off his boots.

27/12/18 17:18:38

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

Muss in Boots

27/12/18 14:32:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You should see the dog!

27/12/18 11:43:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''Can I put my piece back on the board?''
''No, you need to miss another turn before you can get out of jail.''

27/12/18 10:55:25

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 430Lawrence Day

Mucky old boot

27/12/18 10:04:32

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Walking dirty

27/12/18 8:55:00

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"Darling, when you said you'd show me some booty..."

27/12/18 8:38:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Tongue-tied

27/12/18 8:04:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Here's mud in your eye

27/12/18 8:01:17

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2332Charlie Depp

"I said get me some boots from Amazon, not The Amazon"

27/12/18 8:00:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Bootie McBootlace

27/12/18 8:00:26

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2332Charlie Depp

Ya shoes, ya lose

27/12/18 8:00:22

 
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