lol

And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?

27/12/18 10:11:02

Ugh Boots

27/12/18 11:36:32

Why does everyone pose these days with their tongue out?

27/12/18 8:04:11

Muddy two-shoes

27/12/18 8:00:32

Muddy Walkers

27/12/18 8:00:11

" .... and one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over poo."

Nod to 08:00:22

27/12/18 10:38:44

Steptoe and Dung

27/12/18 8:00:28

"Oh, I see Grandma has arrived."

27/12/18 13:09:28

I find them really uncomfortable, could I please change them for some size 9's. I have the receipt.

27/12/18 10:57:29

"No, if your stomach is upset POP into Boots."

27/12/18 8:15:03

''These Boots Are Made For Walking''

27/12/18 8:00:22

Soul Survivors

27/12/18 11:16:43

Foot fetid

27/12/18 10:52:47

Clodhoppers

27/12/18 9:03:08

My boots after a walk up Scarpafell Pike.

27/12/18 8:47:57

They're soulmates

27/12/18 8:40:21

Theresea May’s script writer has to clean the bull shit off his boots.

27/12/18 17:18:38

Muss in Boots

27/12/18 14:32:36

You should see the dog!

27/12/18 11:43:59

''Can I put my piece back on the board?''
''No, you need to miss another turn before you can get out of jail.''

27/12/18 10:55:25

Mucky old boot

27/12/18 10:04:32

Walking dirty

27/12/18 8:55:00

"Darling, when you said you'd show me some booty..."

27/12/18 8:38:41

Tongue-tied

27/12/18 8:04:58

Here's mud in your eye

27/12/18 8:01:17

"I said get me some boots from Amazon, not The Amazon"

27/12/18 8:00:30

Bootie McBootlace

27/12/18 8:00:26

Ya shoes, ya lose

27/12/18 8:00:22