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Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Goatswriter

14/10/18 7:35:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

Billy was shocked to find out that Paul Henry could read and write.

14/10/18 8:40:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Paint me like one of your French goats

14/10/18 7:30:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

"They don't call me the mountin' goat for nothing...sweetcheeks."

14/10/18 7:31:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

"And you say this troll wouldn't let you cross a bridge where?"

14/10/18 7:08:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 503Molly R

Here's looking at you, kid.

14/10/18 7:00:09

 
Stu Sull Vote score: 692Stu Sull

Dear Diary. The only other living thing on the island is hairy horny and just eats shoots and leaves.

14/10/18 8:33:57

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I preferred it before you changed it, this isn't what I voted for.  --Vivvy En
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

"Our prenup seems to be in order - just sign here."

14/10/18 15:11:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

The Chronicles of Nanny R

14/10/18 7:27:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

A scent of man

14/10/18 7:04:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Brokebaaaack Mountain

14/10/18 7:00:50

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 16Adrian Purcell

I hear you've been writing about me to the other goats.

14/10/18 22:38:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

Beavis and butt head.

14/10/18 12:14:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

Heidi,high.

14/10/18 11:31:11

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

"This recipe calls for mutton. We don't have anything close to mutton, Gruff."
"No. We. Don't. Jamie."

14/10/18 11:26:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

🎵 Love goat, soon will be causing another bruise..."

14/10/18 10:54:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"Every day, I write: no if, ands, or butts."

14/10/18 10:47:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"Goat puns--I write goat puns."

14/10/18 10:27:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"What's with that look? I think you need to DROP YOUR ALTITUDE..."

14/10/18 10:25:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5183Greg Curtis

"Okay, OKAY, then I'll write about EWE.....Get it? EWE?.................................................................................."

14/10/18 10:23:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

Deer diary. So piss off!

14/10/18 10:10:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8730Neil Mackenzie

Only my close friends can call me Billy, it's William to you.

14/10/18 9:07:46

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

'I'd like to believe it's not a butter'

14/10/18 8:55:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3369Vivvy En

"Hello, I'd like to take a leaf out of your book as I'm hungry for knowledge."

14/10/18 8:42:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

Welsh Romance novelist always comes up here for inspiration.

14/10/18 8:35:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

The Great Baaaaard

14/10/18 8:16:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

The horned bleats

14/10/18 8:09:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

"Write a poem NOW. No butts."

14/10/18 7:32:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

''Are you interested in books and magazines?''

''Reader's Digest always goes down well.''

14/10/18 7:22:11

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"Yes i'll pose...round here I'm quite a big draw."

14/10/18 7:18:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

Removed

14/10/18 7:11:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh, this must be the mountain ledger."

14/10/18 7:09:54

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Is that like the heath ledger? --Molly R
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5064Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't know. He looks a bit sketchy to me."

14/10/18 7:08:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

Being old school, Phil often writes to the kids

14/10/18 7:07:26

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

"You want to watch TV instead of listening to a story?"
"Yep, the reception is great at this altitude!"

14/10/18 7:05:40

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"I thought I told you to wait in the car."

14/10/18 7:05:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1512Karyn Harrison

"You're a lonely goatherd, I'm a horny old goat. How about it?"

14/10/18 7:05:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1512Karyn Harrison

"Bear Gryls I presume?"

14/10/18 7:00:46

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

"I’ve loved scary goat's tales since I was a kid."

14/10/18 7:00:08

 
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