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Sod the Milk Tray. Get me back to the surface.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''Sod the Milk Tray. Get me back to the surface.''

14/12/18 12:35:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"You humans are so selfish when it comes to the environment. Don't you realise those diving suits are impossible to digest?"

14/12/18 12:45:45

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And the crunchy bit on the back gives you terrible wind. --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

"What's this? Another shopping trolley full of food."

14/12/18 12:21:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

"What's the matter? Is your foot stuck? Let me help you."

14/12/18 12:05:28

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Snack bars

14/12/18 12:28:36

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"When you said we’d have a great White Christmas this year I had something else in mind."

14/12/18 12:05:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"That's odd. I've never heard a singing shark before."
"This one's a busking shark."

14/12/18 13:26:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

"Relax ladies, it's a man-eater."

14/12/18 20:17:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"I did actually order chicken in a basket, but I suppose you'll do!"

14/12/18 12:23:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Santa Jaws

14/12/18 12:18:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Cage frighting

14/12/18 12:08:34

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10829Smuldo

Derek and his friends were a team of master baiters.

14/12/18 12:00:46

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

"Hey, have you seen my half-human son?"
"Yeah, he's fine, he's on the beach."

15/12/18 12:46:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

We're going to need a bigger cage.

15/12/18 10:51:42

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Welcome to Shark Dentistry Services. What can we help you with today, sir?"

14/12/18 13:14:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

“All together! Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo…..”

14/12/18 12:59:15

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"Oh goody, I love desserters."

14/12/18 12:39:24

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"I like four scared meals a day."

14/12/18 12:24:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

The new shark observatory cage was having teething troubles.

14/12/18 12:11:57

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

Yum black jelly babies are my favourite

16/12/18 10:09:02

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Jerry Shark wasn't quite comfortable with all the BDSM trappings.

15/12/18 19:08:46

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 430Lawrence Day

Did your mum not tell you not to play with your food

15/12/18 18:09:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

If it had been a male shark then only one diver would of been eaten but it was a female shark and once she’d opened the tin.

14/12/18 17:49:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

"How nice of you to join me for dinner"

14/12/18 13:49:00

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

We went cage diving on holiday.It was so exciting climbing into that rubber shark suit, then swimming around till we finally spotted the lone cage in its natural enviroment. We got to swim so close we could actually see the black leathery creatures that live in it. Fascinating.

14/12/18 12:54:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Scientists were really excited at being the first to find the new species of shark ....
"Hang on, Look, there is some writing on this beauty, ... who the hell is Kilroy?"

14/12/18 12:40:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''What are you all doing in those cages?''

''Thank God for that. It's an asking shark.''

14/12/18 12:18:55

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10829Smuldo

F.L.A.W.S.

14/12/18 12:04:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Alone Shark

14/12/18 12:03:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

A moment later it was circumcised. They’re four skin divers.

14/12/18 12:01:53

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

Excuse me, gentlemen, but do you happen to know the way to Florida?

14/12/18 12:00:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

I think the plans for this cable car have been printed upside down boss

14/12/18 12:00:13

 
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