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One Million Years P.C.
07/10/18 12:00:09
I.T.rex
07/10/18 12:05:13
It's nearly lunchtime at the Daily Mail newsdesk.
07/10/18 12:00:06
Fossilicon Valley.
07/10/18 12:35:25
"I've just accepted Fred and Wilma's friend request on Fiercebook."
07/10/18 16:12:56
"YES MADAM, I KNOW I'M SHOUTING, BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE I CAN'T USE THE SHIFT KEY AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE OF THESE TINY LITTLE ARMS."
07/10/18 13:51:17
Reptile dysfunction
07/10/18 12:16:42
Got a Saurus sitting on this chair all day
07/10/18 15:02:36
When Dinosaurs Schooled the Earth.
07/10/18 12:59:32
"You know if the boss says 'Clever girl' to me ,one more time. Am going to bite his friggin face off."
07/10/18 14:52:12
...and that's why it's called Thesaurus.com.
07/10/18 13:55:10
Hello, Die Rex Line.
07/10/18 12:53:58
Tomorrow's forecast is sunny with a 1% chance of cataclysmic meteorites
08/10/18 5:25:55
'Don't panic Nigel, you still have plenty of Pterybytes of Ram left'.
07/10/18 21:15:08
So David Icke was right after all.
07/10/18 18:03:51
"How do I clear my internet prehistory?"
07/10/18 17:57:58
"Guys, are any of you getting a popup about 'saying the magic word'?"
07/10/18 17:42:21
And had that asteroid not collided with the earth ...
07/10/18 13:28:06
Well what did you expect? You said most of our IT went out with the dinosaurs.
07/10/18 13:23:11
We buy any carnivore call centre.
07/10/18 12:54:34
Cyber Attacks: Kremlin sends West proof of Russian innocence.
08/10/18 7:55:50
Oil workers.
08/10/18 1:17:51
They will become birds. Partly through evolution, partly for a laugh in a chatroom.
07/10/18 17:56:31
"Look they're telling all our old jokes on caption.me."
07/10/18 17:55:52
Bill: "Once you get it on, it's better than sending a telegram, Sam. You'll feel like a metal guru in no time. A 20th century boy!"Sam: "You won't fool the children of the revolution."
07/10/18 17:51:21
Silly-Con Valley
07/10/18 15:26:40
"Hey guys, it says here I've got an uncle in Nigeria who's left me £36 Million" Ha HA HA...
07/10/18 14:52:24
"Hey Rex,you know that big fella from upstairs has just won an award for never being late in 20 years.""That's because he's a prontosaurus."
07/10/18 14:49:57
"It's your turn to make the Tea Rex."
07/10/18 14:32:07
"Is it Big Macs and Microchips all round for lunch then?"
07/10/18 14:28:12
The once-thought-to-be-extinct...Megabites
07/10/18 14:27:53
You don't have to be bad to work here, but it helps.
07/10/18 13:20:57
There was us on Facebook.Doyouthinkhesaurus?
07/10/18 12:35:41