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One Million Years P.C.

07/10/18 12:00:09

I.T.rex

07/10/18 12:05:13

It's nearly lunchtime at the Daily Mail newsdesk.

07/10/18 12:00:06

Fossilicon Valley.

07/10/18 12:35:25

"I've just accepted Fred and Wilma's friend request on Fiercebook."

07/10/18 16:12:56

"YES MADAM, I KNOW I'M SHOUTING, BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE I CAN'T USE THE SHIFT KEY AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE OF THESE TINY LITTLE ARMS."

07/10/18 13:51:17

Reptile dysfunction

07/10/18 12:16:42

Got a Saurus sitting on this chair all day

07/10/18 15:02:36

When Dinosaurs Schooled the Earth.

07/10/18 12:59:32

"You know if the boss says 'Clever girl' to me ,one more time. Am going to bite his friggin face off."

07/10/18 14:52:12

...and that's why it's called Thesaurus.com.

07/10/18 13:55:10

Hello, Die Rex Line.

07/10/18 12:53:58

Tomorrow's forecast is sunny with a 1% chance of cataclysmic meteorites

08/10/18 5:25:55

'Don't panic Nigel, you still have plenty of Pterybytes of Ram left'.

07/10/18 21:15:08

So David Icke was right after all.

07/10/18 18:03:51

"How do I clear my internet prehistory?"

07/10/18 17:57:58

"Guys, are any of you getting a popup about 'saying the magic word'?"

07/10/18 17:42:21

And had that asteroid not collided with the earth ...

07/10/18 13:28:06

Well what did you expect? You said most of our IT went out with the dinosaurs.

07/10/18 13:23:11

We buy any carnivore call centre.

07/10/18 12:54:34

Cyber Attacks: Kremlin sends West proof of Russian innocence.

08/10/18 7:55:50

Oil workers.

08/10/18 1:17:51

They will become birds. Partly through evolution, partly for a laugh in a chatroom.

07/10/18 17:56:31

"Look they're telling all our old jokes on caption.me."

07/10/18 17:55:52

Bill: "Once you get it on, it's better than sending a telegram, Sam. You'll feel like a metal guru in no time. A 20th century boy!"

Sam: "You won't fool the children of the revolution."

07/10/18 17:51:21

Silly-Con Valley

07/10/18 15:26:40

"Hey guys, it says here I've got an uncle in Nigeria who's left me £36 Million" Ha HA HA...

07/10/18 14:52:24

"Hey Rex,you know that big fella from upstairs has just won an award for never being late in 20 years."

"That's because he's a prontosaurus."

07/10/18 14:49:57

"It's your turn to make the Tea Rex."

07/10/18 14:32:07

"Is it Big Macs and Microchips all round for lunch then?"

07/10/18 14:28:12

The once-thought-to-be-extinct...Megabites

07/10/18 14:27:53

You don't have to be bad to work here, but it helps.

07/10/18 13:20:57

There was us on Facebook.
Doyouthinkhesaurus?

07/10/18 12:35:41