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Replace your groin armour now Stormtrooper #66!

26/01/19 12:12:44

"Beware, the sauce is strong with this one"

26/01/19 15:07:44

Superscythe me.

26/01/19 12:02:06

Sorry we a only taking imperial orders.

26/01/19 13:15:11

"Yeah, we're having a romantic night in and maybe a little wookie later"

26/01/19 12:25:34

"Your number is up."

26/01/19 12:04:26

I prefer Jabba the pizza hutt

26/01/19 12:00:49

"Now young Skywalker, you will dine!"

26/01/19 12:05:59

DYING TONIGHT

26/01/19 12:00:53

"Screw the diet. I'm having a carbo-night."

26/01/19 16:57:03

The graveyard shift

26/01/19 13:55:08

"Don't order the Chicken Surprise, or you'll be Sithing your guts out all night long."

26/01/19 13:26:19

"If you win one more '6' my boss will turn up"

26/01/19 13:22:56

"I'm sorry the valet damaged the car's exhaust pipe, sir. We Siths aren't known for our tendency for empathy, but in this case I understand and share your distress."

26/01/19 13:19:53

..........and a die-t coke.

26/01/19 13:04:38

Eat Flesh

26/01/19 12:42:36

"You can't ticket with you."

26/01/19 12:28:26

"2 chicken walkers please"

26/01/19 12:00:18

The retirement age threshold just keeps changing...

16:48:51

Try the Palpoutine cheese-curd/gravy fries... and tip your server.

27/01/19 0:56:05

That's nothing. You should see the man who has 69.

26/01/19 19:36:18

"Just the salad? That's a grim order."

26/01/19 19:33:13

“I will have my Scone Army execute Order 66 to kill all the Cheddar!”

26/01/19 18:18:34

A long time ago in a Dixy far, far away

26/01/19 18:14:19

Franchise Opportunities

26/01/19 17:48:06

"Y'oda 66 is ready."

26/01/19 17:16:05

"For Force sake, turn it the right way up and get me my Flake!"

26/01/19 17:01:05

"Yes sir, all our products contain the Imperial Death Starch."

26/01/19 16:58:28

"I like stuffing my face in Cloud City. It's where I come to get calories in."

26/01/19 16:57:13

"I don't really like him,I was just being sithophantic."

26/01/19 16:04:19

Theresa May pops out without makeup.

26/01/19 15:39:24

Dark Side Salsa please.

26/01/19 15:09:55

Thank you sir, we'll bring it over when it's ready, where are you sitting?
Over there on the Dark Side of the restaurant.

26/01/19 14:56:31

Looks like snow is forecast

26/01/19 14:50:04

Rocky MCMLXXI

26/01/19 14:36:42

Welcome to the pork side.

26/01/19 14:35:31

Something, something, something, . . . with cheese.

26/01/19 14:31:59

''Are you waiting for the kick the bucket meal?''

26/01/19 13:25:05

"Oh, believe me. I can teach you a new meaning of 'overcharged' with a snap of my fingers."

26/01/19 12:58:58

"Hey, have you done Order 66 yet?"
"It will be executed as soon as I can DEW IT!"

26/01/19 12:51:42

"Welcome! Take your time to make your pick! We have absolutely the best chicken in town!"
"Only a Sith deals in absolu... Oh. Right."
"That joke was too Forced."

26/01/19 12:37:48

"How dare you call me a sissy sith!"

26/01/19 12:24:27

Scottish Widower

26/01/19 12:20:52

"I need to fulfill my quota and you are just the ticket."

26/01/19 12:16:30

"I was actually hoping for a 99, but I'm not going to make a fuss"

26/01/19 12:10:08

"And 66 takes a run up...it's a GHOOOOUL!"

26/01/19 12:02:49

"I'm too young to expect you yet!"

26/01/19 12:01:37

"I'm not sure, I think he came from a Subway"

26/01/19 12:00:41

“You don’t know the quarter pounder of the dark side.”

26/01/19 12:00:33

''Those sausages look like they've been cremated.''

26/01/19 12:00:24