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Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

''The drinks are on me.''

01/01/19 12:13:00

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I reckon this caption would be even better without the first half. --Molly R
stone face Vote score: 3087stone face

"Could you knockers up a drink please love?"

01/01/19 12:40:37

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1517Funny Bean

Boobycham

01/01/19 12:00:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

- Liqueur boobs?
- No you can't you disgusting man

01/01/19 16:31:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 14210Mark England

Bar bra

01/01/19 12:20:30

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

I'll have two slippery nipples please!

01/01/19 12:08:58

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1517Funny Bean

Pleasure chest

01/01/19 12:00:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7205Vanessa the Guesser

Bramaid

01/01/19 12:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4472Chris Keegan

"Ok, so I'm 55 and still being breast fed....And your problem is?"

01/01/19 15:03:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28346Tony Edwards

Dumbwaitress

01/01/19 12:07:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Forget the Champagne, I’d rather have strip teas please.

01/01/19 21:13:47

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

And guess where the bottle is.

01/01/19 18:28:28

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1400Crunchy Chords

Top shelf

01/01/19 17:26:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1400Crunchy Chords

She managed to keep her spirits up for the New Year.

01/01/19 17:14:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Boob booby do.

01/01/19 16:06:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 429Scrappy Doo

Wine Rack

01/01/19 15:31:52

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 333Lawrence Day

George I need to get this off my chest, i am a alcoholic.

01/01/19 14:51:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19989Ian Skelding

Tipping points

01/01/19 13:40:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

"Oh, they're wobbling! Let me hold you steady."

01/01/19 13:13:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

Martinis on the frocks

01/01/19 12:05:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

Gentlemen prefer bubbly blondes

01/01/19 12:01:39

 
Jeanette Leighton Jeanette Leighton

These cost me a fortune

07/01/19 1:13:41

 
Dave E Dave E

She's getting off her tits again!

02/01/19 19:58:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1400Crunchy Chords

The gin is made from double Bristolation.

01/01/19 17:44:46

 
Dot Old Vote score: 306Dot Old

Monte Carlo or Bust!

01/01/19 17:14:41

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"I told you I was flat chested..."

01/01/19 15:48:36

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

"You know, I was being serious when I asked for two jugs of water."

01/01/19 15:12:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Just out of shot is the waiter eagerly awaiting his champagne moment of mopping up the spillage.

01/01/19 13:20:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19989Ian Skelding

Glass rack

01/01/19 13:19:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Q) Why did the blonde put two martinis on her chest?
A) Because she can see better with glasses.

01/01/19 12:26:05

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1517Funny Bean

"Anyone fancy a trip down mammary champagne?"

01/01/19 12:25:19

 
Mark England Vote score: 14210Mark England

I find this picture quite titillating

01/01/19 12:19:02

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

Balance,sing,act.

01/01/19 12:11:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4472Chris Keegan

There's something I want to get off her chest

01/01/19 12:08:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

She used glasses because she couldn't find d cup.

01/01/19 12:05:30

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

"Well, hello boys!"

01/01/19 12:02:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Just before everything went tits up

01/01/19 12:01:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

Personally I'd prefer a Double D.

01/01/19 12:00:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

Brutiful!

01/01/19 12:00:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

Get me a straw, honey!

01/01/19 12:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

Cristal T*ts and Alistair

01/01/19 12:00:07

 
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