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Giving up smoking, diary entry day 23: Either Im starting to hallucinate or my wife is a bitch.
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James Lennox Vote score: 1464James Lennox

Giving up smoking, diary entry day 23: Either I'm starting to hallucinate or my wife is a bitch.

03/03/19 20:47:18

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No she’s not, she menthol 🙃 --Karen Oakenfull
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7737Vanessa the Guesser

Drag Queen

03/03/19 20:00:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

Ash blonde

03/03/19 20:00:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

Wigarette

03/03/19 20:01:07

 
stone face Vote score: 3701stone face

Ciggy Stardust.

03/03/19 20:31:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4060C CaMel

Sister Bernadette's bad habit

03/03/19 21:13:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7737Vanessa the Guesser

♫ Never gonna give you up ♫

03/03/19 20:42:06

 
stone face Vote score: 3701stone face

She looks so Regal.

03/03/19 20:30:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6312Mr Dome

Smokin' hot

03/03/19 20:04:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Benson & Headges

03/03/19 20:03:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7737Vanessa the Guesser

Smog Marry Avoid?

03/03/19 20:01:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1910The Wolf

Hair die

03/03/19 20:00:21

 
Dot Old Vote score: 457Dot Old

Head butt

03/03/19 20:00:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5511Tosser Wivlov

I showed the hairdresser my new dress and asked him to do me something to match.

04/03/19 1:49:31

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 205Generic RedHead

I've seen some cool hairstyles but you can't hold a candle to this one.

03/03/19 23:42:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5205Chris Keegan

Research has shown the UK's heaviest smokers are in the North. Particularly around the Wigon area.

03/03/19 23:17:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3930Vivvy En

It was an ambitious attempt to smuggle extra fags through Customs until she was caught by some bright spark

03/03/19 20:41:26

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 703Spycenwolf

She gives head to fags.

03/03/19 20:39:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

Smoke on the daughter.

03/03/19 20:39:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

Highlights

03/03/19 20:04:26

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4123Kenny Ireland

Players wife.

05/03/19 15:57:36

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 439Sam Cass

Gorgon's night out: "Smoke? Yes, Me Do Sir."

04/03/19 22:25:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8994Neil Mackenzie

Una Stubbs.

04/03/19 6:46:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5476Greg Curtis

"...and her hair...was SMOKIN'. "

04/03/19 0:15:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5205Chris Keegan

As a waitress she doesn't earn much, but she does well on tips.

03/03/19 23:09:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4060C CaMel

"we met on match.com and struck it off."

03/03/19 22:38:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4060C CaMel

Jenny suspected her boyfriend was keeping tabs on her.

03/03/19 22:35:54

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 601Scrappy Doo

What a butt head!

03/03/19 22:12:43

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10751 Smuldo

All because the Lady loves... Ash Tray

03/03/19 21:18:25

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10751 Smuldo

Fag Hag.

03/03/19 21:12:28

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 189Charles Gilbert

"Cancer. What's your sign?"

03/03/19 20:40:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 189Charles Gilbert

Tailor maid.

03/03/19 20:39:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

Cut 'n' blow dry

03/03/19 20:38:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21457Michael Winner

Tray chic.

03/03/19 20:38:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21457Michael Winner

There'll be smell toupeé.

03/03/19 20:37:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21457Michael Winner

Fashion victim.

03/03/19 20:36:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21457Michael Winner

Bald patch.

03/03/19 20:34:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20368Ian Skelding

Panteneg

03/03/19 20:25:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3603Dave Bryan

She enjoyed having her hair in Players.

03/03/19 20:22:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20368Ian Skelding

"It's very tempting to pull her hair."

03/03/19 20:13:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Eliza Doolittle at the Embassy ball.

03/03/19 20:08:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

"My boyfriend's got spliff-ends."

03/03/19 20:00:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Craving A cigarettes

03/03/19 20:21:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12180Dan Nicholls

Split dog ends

03/03/19 20:19:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

That must've cost a packet ... or twenty!

03/03/19 20:19:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

Cig Cig Sputnik fan

03/03/19 20:11:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Perhaps not the most appropriate way to cover your bald head after beating the Big C.

03/03/19 20:11:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18703John Glover

Stubby Kay.

03/03/19 20:10:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

"I use Wash & Blow"

03/03/19 20:09:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Smokey Jo

03/03/19 20:07:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6312Mr Dome

It's called 'The Hooker's Cut' because everyone loves a cigarette after sex

03/03/19 20:05:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Poor girl, she was a magnet for Players.

03/03/19 20:02:45

 
Dot Old Vote score: 457Dot Old

Close, but no cigar

03/03/19 20:01:08

 
Dot Old Vote score: 457Dot Old

Virginia Slims

03/03/19 20:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2281Stephen Bean

Rastafagarian

03/03/19 20:00:40

 
Dot Old Vote score: 457Dot Old

Capstan.me!

03/03/19 20:00:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2281Stephen Bean

Mayhair

03/03/19 20:00:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1910The Wolf

"Hey Sharon, your hair looks great rolled up"
"Tar very much"

03/03/19 20:00:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 778Molly R

Your roots are showing.

03/03/19 20:00:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2281Stephen Bean

Silk Cut

03/03/19 20:00:03

 
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