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Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 13:02:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

Primer donnas

06/09/18 11:13:13

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Policeman: "Can you identify which one touched you up, sir?"

06/09/18 15:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

The Painter Sisters

06/09/18 11:00:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

Face painting

06/09/18 11:00:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4476Chris Keegan

It really is quite tragic, they all died from a stroke.

06/09/18 11:00:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3955C CaMel

'we had an orderly queue until they started cutting in!'

06/09/18 12:33:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3679Vivvy En

Broad brushes

06/09/18 14:05:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Size zero models deny using thinners.

06/09/18 15:22:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

Britain's top models strip for charity.

06/09/18 11:21:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Paint your dragon

06/09/18 11:02:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

These days women are queuing up to give me the brush off.

06/09/18 11:01:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11771Dan Nicholls

"Darling, can you give the stares a brush?"

06/09/18 12:02:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"They look ready to scrumble."

06/09/18 11:12:29

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

Four ladies, one expression, no emulsion

06/09/18 11:10:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"You can guess what they did to the town that night..."

06/09/18 11:01:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28350Tony Edwards

Portrait painting

06/09/18 11:00:46

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"I will cut you Wally"

07/09/18 23:54:54

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Someone's brushed up on their skills

06/09/18 20:27:43

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Not now I've just washed my hair

06/09/18 18:52:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

The one on the right was the least popular because she hed no hole down below.

06/09/18 18:16:16

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 286Sam Cass

Uneasy is the head that wears a brown.

06/09/18 17:49:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Bristling with attitude.

06/09/18 17:48:26

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 286Sam Cass

David Bowie had a special look in his eyes when ready to quit a band.

06/09/18 17:48:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5887Mr Dome

They were all found in Theresa May's bedside table...

06/09/18 17:46:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Still-life painting.

06/09/18 17:40:58

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I'm holding my rollers, all because the ladies love Paint Tray.

06/09/18 15:11:07

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Les miserables.

06/09/18 14:20:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19992Ian Skelding

Crown is what they need.

06/09/18 14:19:17

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I wondered why the decorator was taking so long. he hasn't even finished sanding down yet.

06/09/18 13:21:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Yeah, my son's a really talented artist. He'll paint on anything. He's been banned from B&Q, though."

06/09/18 12:56:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

Brushes Made of Harem

06/09/18 12:23:11

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Painted ladies.

06/09/18 12:15:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28350Tony Edwards

Hold Masters

06/09/18 12:06:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11771Dan Nicholls

All four of his muses had had a stroke.

06/09/18 12:02:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11771Dan Nicholls

If you sleep with one of them, make sure you wear a dulux.

06/09/18 12:01:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

Muriel painting.

06/09/18 12:00:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18339John Glover

They all ended up going to pot.

06/09/18 12:00:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18339John Glover

It was well known that the family were all of a bristly disposition.

06/09/18 11:57:25

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 688Molly Romanov

The Spice Girls needed a bit of a brush up.

06/09/18 11:55:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

The ladies gathered ominously, there friends had been stirring things up and it seemed just a matter of time before one of them wood dye.

06/09/18 11:37:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"Nice faces, but no buckets."

06/09/18 11:24:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

For some reason, they are only interested in shades of grey these days.

06/09/18 11:21:19

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

Turns out Hue had lots of love interests

06/09/18 11:20:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7212Vanessa the Guesser

Decorated for bravery.

06/09/18 11:13:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5277Greg Curtis

"Today, ladies, we confront Art."

06/09/18 11:08:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3955C CaMel

Paint brush

06/09/18 11:06:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

''Every time I put too much paint on the brush you fly off the handle.''

06/09/18 11:03:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

This photo has been hairbrushed

06/09/18 11:00:12

 
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