"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 14:02:48

Primer donnas

06/09/18 12:13:13

Policeman: "Can you identify which one touched you up, sir?"

06/09/18 16:00:23

The Painter Sisters

06/09/18 12:00:04

Face painting

06/09/18 12:00:15

It really is quite tragic, they all died from a stroke.

06/09/18 12:00:27

'we had an orderly queue until they started cutting in!'

06/09/18 13:33:05

Broad brushes

06/09/18 15:05:16

Size zero models deny using thinners.

06/09/18 16:22:34

Britain's top models strip for charity.

06/09/18 12:21:37

Paint your dragon

06/09/18 12:02:34

These days women are queuing up to give me the brush off.

06/09/18 12:01:18

"Darling, can you give the stares a brush?"

06/09/18 13:02:42

"They look ready to scrumble."

06/09/18 12:12:29

Four ladies, one expression, no emulsion

06/09/18 12:10:10

"You can guess what they did to the town that night..."

06/09/18 12:01:30

Portrait painting

06/09/18 12:00:46

"I will cut you Wally"

08/09/18 0:54:54

Someone's brushed up on their skills

06/09/18 21:27:43

Not now I've just washed my hair

06/09/18 19:52:56

The one on the right was the least popular because she hed no hole down below.

06/09/18 19:16:16

Uneasy is the head that wears a brown.

06/09/18 18:49:47

Bristling with attitude.

06/09/18 18:48:26

David Bowie had a special look in his eyes when ready to quit a band.

06/09/18 18:48:16

They were all found in Theresa May's bedside table...

06/09/18 18:46:39

Still-life painting.

06/09/18 18:40:58

I'm holding my rollers, all because the ladies love Paint Tray.

06/09/18 16:11:07

Les miserables.

06/09/18 15:20:24

Crown is what they need.

06/09/18 15:19:17

I wondered why the decorator was taking so long. he hasn't even finished sanding down yet.

06/09/18 14:21:36

"Yeah, my son's a really talented artist. He'll paint on anything. He's been banned from B&Q, though."

06/09/18 13:56:19

Brushes Made of Harem

06/09/18 13:23:11

Painted ladies.

06/09/18 13:15:30

Hold Masters

06/09/18 13:06:40

All four of his muses had had a stroke.

06/09/18 13:02:10

If you sleep with one of them, make sure you wear a dulux.

06/09/18 13:01:31

Muriel painting.

06/09/18 13:00:49

They all ended up going to pot.

06/09/18 13:00:10

It was well known that the family were all of a bristly disposition.

06/09/18 12:57:25

The Spice Girls needed a bit of a brush up.

06/09/18 12:55:57

The ladies gathered ominously, there friends had been stirring things up and it seemed just a matter of time before one of them wood dye.

06/09/18 12:37:19

"Nice faces, but no buckets."

06/09/18 12:24:51

For some reason, they are only interested in shades of grey these days.

06/09/18 12:21:19

Turns out Hue had lots of love interests

06/09/18 12:20:17

Decorated for bravery.

06/09/18 12:13:50

"Today, ladies, we confront Art."

06/09/18 12:08:20

Paint brush

06/09/18 12:06:33

''Every time I put too much paint on the brush you fly off the handle.''

06/09/18 12:03:27

This photo has been hairbrushed

06/09/18 12:00:12