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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."
06/09/18 13:02:48
Primer donnas
06/09/18 11:13:13
Policeman: "Can you identify which one touched you up, sir?"
06/09/18 15:00:23
The Painter Sisters
06/09/18 11:00:04
Face painting
06/09/18 11:00:15
It really is quite tragic, they all died from a stroke.
06/09/18 11:00:27
'we had an orderly queue until they started cutting in!'
06/09/18 12:33:05
Broad brushes
06/09/18 14:05:16
Size zero models deny using thinners.
06/09/18 15:22:34
Britain's top models strip for charity.
06/09/18 11:21:37
Paint your dragon
06/09/18 11:02:34
These days women are queuing up to give me the brush off.
06/09/18 11:01:18
"Darling, can you give the stares a brush?"
06/09/18 12:02:42
"They look ready to scrumble."
06/09/18 11:12:29
Four ladies, one expression, no emulsion
06/09/18 11:10:10
"You can guess what they did to the town that night..."
06/09/18 11:01:30
Portrait painting
06/09/18 11:00:46
"I will cut you Wally"
07/09/18 23:54:54
Someone's brushed up on their skills
06/09/18 20:27:43
Not now I've just washed my hair
06/09/18 18:52:56
The one on the right was the least popular because she hed no hole down below.
06/09/18 18:16:16
Uneasy is the head that wears a brown.
06/09/18 17:49:47
Bristling with attitude.
06/09/18 17:48:26
David Bowie had a special look in his eyes when ready to quit a band.
06/09/18 17:48:16
They were all found in Theresa May's bedside table...
06/09/18 17:46:39
Still-life painting.
06/09/18 17:40:58
I'm holding my rollers, all because the ladies love Paint Tray.
06/09/18 15:11:07
Les miserables.
06/09/18 14:20:24
Crown is what they need.
06/09/18 14:19:17
I wondered why the decorator was taking so long. he hasn't even finished sanding down yet.
06/09/18 13:21:36
"Yeah, my son's a really talented artist. He'll paint on anything. He's been banned from B&Q, though."
06/09/18 12:56:19
Brushes Made of Harem
06/09/18 12:23:11
Painted ladies.
06/09/18 12:15:30
Hold Masters
06/09/18 12:06:40
All four of his muses had had a stroke.
06/09/18 12:02:10
If you sleep with one of them, make sure you wear a dulux.
06/09/18 12:01:31
Muriel painting.
06/09/18 12:00:49
They all ended up going to pot.
06/09/18 12:00:10
It was well known that the family were all of a bristly disposition.
06/09/18 11:57:25
The Spice Girls needed a bit of a brush up.
06/09/18 11:55:57
The ladies gathered ominously, there friends had been stirring things up and it seemed just a matter of time before one of them wood dye.
06/09/18 11:37:19
"Nice faces, but no buckets."
06/09/18 11:24:51
For some reason, they are only interested in shades of grey these days.
06/09/18 11:21:19
Turns out Hue had lots of love interests
06/09/18 11:20:17
Decorated for bravery.
06/09/18 11:13:50
"Today, ladies, we confront Art."
06/09/18 11:08:20
Paint brush
06/09/18 11:06:33
''Every time I put too much paint on the brush you fly off the handle.''
06/09/18 11:03:27
This photo has been hairbrushed
06/09/18 11:00:12