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stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Sorry I can't come to work, I fell asleep in the pigeon shed again."

06/03/19 20:19:30

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"So he started singing Dancing Queen down the phone in a weird Australian accent and I thought , that's an Abba original that."

06/03/19 20:16:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"I'd like to report an explosion at the talcum powder factory."

06/03/19 20:04:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"No mum, I'm telling you, it was an absolute disaster, next year I'll be taking her out for pancakes"

06/03/19 21:28:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"Yes Hello? Is this IKEA? Ok listen, I've built houses out of mud, villages out of twigs and branches, and even managed to create a drainage system on the island by using Sea water, BUT....trying to put together your f*cking premium range White Gloss wardrobe has been an absolute nightmare"

07/03/19 8:38:04

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

"I see white people."

06/03/19 20:08:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

After the first telemarketer, the !Nhegenghe people began wishing they had remained uncontacted.

06/03/19 20:15:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"OK Sir. First off, can you check for me that your computer is turned on?"

06/03/19 20:07:49

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Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

Welcome to customer service. How may I direct your call?

06/03/19 20:06:25

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

How primitive. He's using a land line.

06/03/19 23:52:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Blanc Call

06/03/19 21:26:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Bad news Honey, they fired me from the mill. Apparently there's some crazy rule about not rolling around naked in the flour."

06/03/19 20:16:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"Hello, ambulance please. I'd like to report a cocaine overdose..."

06/03/19 20:11:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"Mate, please stop calling me about your pee-pee-eye! If you’re so worried about it, come and see our witch doctor."

06/03/19 20:00:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

No. Billy Jean is not my lover

07/03/19 0:20:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"Hello, I'd like to order some chicken & ribs - my backyard BBQ just blew up."

06/03/19 22:36:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

Gaboriginal Peoples

06/03/19 21:12:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

The Bukkaki Tribe

06/03/19 20:57:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

"Congratulations, what, I've won the chance for New Windows? Double Glazing? cash discount? what the f*ck are they?"

06/03/19 20:47:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Hello. You know the Hornby 00 model railway? Do you have an r186 signal box?

06/03/19 20:27:48

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

"Hi MJ here, just a quick call to say I'm innocent"

06/03/19 20:26:56

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

"Yes dear I found the white paint you left on the shelf"

06/03/19 20:14:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"The future's Orange mate."

06/03/19 20:12:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

The Aboriginal Black and White Minstrel.

06/03/19 20:10:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

Cold caller

06/03/19 20:06:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you cum from the land down under?"

06/03/19 20:01:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Ambulance please. I think I've dislocated the distal phalanx of my little finger again."

06/03/19 20:00:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Meal or No Meal

06/03/19 20:00:09

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 666Karen Oakenfull

“Hi it’s Bernard. You know that homemade anti-ageing, revitalising cream you gave me to try out?..”

08/03/19 14:57:26

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

.......and put the rucksack of money by the bench in the park, and it s no good you truing to trace this call, I'm in disguise.

07/03/19 10:42:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

A phone in the hand is worth two in the bush.

07/03/19 7:24:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

''You say Solskjaer magic even better than local witch doctor.''

06/03/19 23:41:59

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

Look at me... Look at me.

I am the caption now.

06/03/19 21:56:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"Hang on a minute Evonne, I'm just powdering my hose..."

06/03/19 21:18:08

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

Flour power.

06/03/19 21:17:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

The Speaking Cl-ocker

06/03/19 21:15:02

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"I thought you said it was Pancake Tuesday."

06/03/19 20:43:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

No I don't need life insurance

06/03/19 20:31:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Hello Sir. No cultural disrespect intended, but would you mind taking a shower and putting on some clothes? You seem to be scaring the caption voters away."

06/03/19 20:28:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Agent Orange

06/03/19 20:26:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Lifeline

06/03/19 20:25:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

"But what I do have are a particular set of skills..."

06/03/19 20:18:26

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

"Hello! Thanks for calling N'cholo's. Wa kanda goat pizza you want?"

06/03/19 20:17:00

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

"I will find you and I will eat you"

06/03/19 20:12:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

"The line's undead again."

06/03/19 20:11:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"Mummy, they've taken the bandages off and I seem to be ok"

06/03/19 20:09:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"Hello, NHS Die-rect?"

06/03/19 20:02:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"I think I possibility had PPI in a previous life, does that count?"

06/03/19 20:00:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

"It's creepy, mate, I think the missionaries are telling us we're all going to Hell because of something called 'Aboriginal Skin.'"

06/03/19 20:00:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

"Boomerang, M'Lord?"

06/03/19 20:00:09

 
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