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Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

Surreal Estate

04/03/19 12:02:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"We quickly grew out of our first house."

04/03/19 12:02:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 14208Mark England

"...and amazingly even though there's a lack of sea shells, the Hermit Crab has found ingenious ways to adapt.."

04/03/19 12:09:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Little House on the Estuary

04/03/19 12:00:15

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"It looked so much bigger in the brochure!"

04/03/19 12:45:20

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

Something ..something ..something..Gulliver

04/03/19 12:47:39

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''Something..something..something..something..Gulliver'' would read better. --Dave Bryan
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

Pete started going out with a model. He even bought her a house.

04/03/19 12:00:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"I don’t care how cute it looks, it’s unnatural for houses to reproduce. I’m going to destroy this abodination."

04/03/19 13:10:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Told you it would shrink if it got wet.

04/03/19 12:19:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

A Condominimal

04/03/19 12:06:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

This is Small but that is FAR AWAY

04/03/19 12:01:15

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Farther Ted  --Dan Nicholls
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Downsizing is the only option in today's expensive market.

04/03/19 17:56:09

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

Since the height of their fame, Little and Large have remained neighbours and still attract autograph hunters.

04/03/19 12:23:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

''Darling, I think you are taking this downsizing idea a bit too far.''

04/03/19 12:00:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

Top tip: always visit the property before you sign.

04/03/19 18:22:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

It wasn't till after the explosion that the film crew realised that the real house had been blown up.

04/03/19 12:55:43

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

After having no luck apprehending the notorious burglar, police have decided to scale down their house to house enquiries.

04/03/19 12:44:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Honey I Shrunk The House

04/03/19 12:18:57

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

While you're up there, Lemuel, can you fix the TV aerial?

04/03/19 12:01:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Miniapolis

04/03/19 12:01:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

The Little House On The Prairie River

04/03/19 12:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

"That's odd - it's absolutely identical to the other one, but I grow really big whenever I am near it."

04/03/19 12:00:08

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

When your mail-order bride is from Lillipution...

06/03/19 5:23:11

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

"And he huffed and puffed and stoned the house down!"

04/03/19 22:29:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

It looks like the Pacific Rim movies are out if ideas.

04/03/19 18:24:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"Just a few more touch-ups for the little lady of the house."

04/03/19 18:04:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

and don't forget to add the little house in the front garden.

04/03/19 15:33:09

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

Hamish you twat, when I said next we should build something for a Barbie....

04/03/19 15:31:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

"Jack! It's not so easy to get away now we've moved next door. I've warned you before about absconding with my goose."

04/03/19 14:11:00

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

He never was quite right.

04/03/19 13:57:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

“Jack had ONE MORE WAY to attract the beach dolls.”

04/03/19 13:22:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

The Clone Ranger

04/03/19 12:53:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Dave's wife would have preferred a big semi

04/03/19 12:13:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"So you'd like to come in June and stay for three nights? No sorry, we can't fit you in"

04/03/19 12:08:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

"Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of an Englishman."

04/03/19 12:04:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

Warwick lived just a stone's throw away.

04/03/19 12:03:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

Homes under the Clammer (Nod to 12.00.10)

04/03/19 12:03:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Homes under the farmer

04/03/19 12:00:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"A small house foreshore."

04/03/19 12:00:10

 
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