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  Smuldo Vote score: 10999 Smuldo

8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers.

01/05/19 21:01:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

"To the batshave!"

01/05/19 21:04:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5723Hercules Rockefeller

The time when Santa Claus filled in for Batman was confusing as hell.

01/05/19 20:10:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3833The Wolf

Uncle Albat

01/05/19 20:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3833The Wolf

Take the mickey out of the beard as much as you like, but Vicki Vale loved it, she said it tickled her thighs.

01/05/19 21:19:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

"To the Batmobility!"

01/05/19 20:05:35

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10999 Smuldo

One of Batman's lesser known quotes was, "I f*cking hate candy floss..."

01/05/19 21:20:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12897Dan Nicholls

WG Disgrace

01/05/19 20:08:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

Batman and Rodin

01/05/19 20:00:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

''Congratulations on completing the marathon. Did you dress up as Batman to help raise money for charity?''

''No, I'm just a fucking idiot who likes to be the centre of attention.''

01/05/19 21:06:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19305John Glover

"Mum! Grandad's hanging upside down on the curtain pole again and he's crapped on your new net curtains."

01/05/19 21:04:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12897Dan Nicholls

No Mr Grace, I said "You are due out to bat, man."

01/05/19 20:08:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

The Dark Knight Rises in the morning but can't be arsed shaving.

01/05/19 20:03:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3833The Wolf

In his heyday, he would have been in arm to arm combat with the Joker. These days though, due to old age, you’re more likely to find him having a cup of tea and smashing in a penguin.

01/05/19 20:01:46

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

A typical 19th century Transylvanian Father Christmas

01/05/19 22:49:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

Bat hair day

01/05/19 22:48:38

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

In 1885, aged 71, Herbert Smythe decided to emphasise his prize whiskers by wearing a cat mask every time he went out. Sadly he died 2 weeks later after having several strokes.

01/05/19 20:38:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Batman's superpowers are on the Wayne.

01/05/19 20:23:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

Batty McBatface

01/05/19 20:06:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12897Dan Nicholls

Colonel Wilberforce Gimpingham-Smythe

01/05/19 20:06:57

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

Scotland Yard Finally Reveal True Identity of The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town

01/05/19 20:03:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

Whiskered Bat

01/05/19 20:00:17

 
Gary Stuckey Gary Stuckey

What do you mean the Joker died 30 years ago?....and the Penguin is in a nursing home?

15/05/19 8:29:39

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

And in the prequel to Batman begins, Caster Semenya stars as Catwoman.

04/05/19 16:50:03

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Catwoman's disguise seems to have fooled a few captioneers.

03/05/19 21:00:40

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 63Poxy Jock

wear the fox hat

02/05/19 14:20:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

George W Bushybeard

02/05/19 4:44:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 267Charles Gilbert

With great Batbeard comes great responsibility.

02/05/19 4:03:04

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1037Scrappy Doo

Do I make you horny baby?

02/05/19 0:41:21

 
Joe Vote score: 1600Joe

Why do teachers always get it SO wrong on non-uniform day?

01/05/19 22:46:26

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

My name is batman, and i will flog you within a inch of your life if you don't surrender.

01/05/19 22:10:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

Beard of prey

01/05/19 21:25:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

He looks like a dobber, man.

01/05/19 21:00:14

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Eh, he's no rabbi, but just look at him! I'm sure he knows how to conduct a bat mitzvah."

01/05/19 20:54:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20833Ian Skelding

Captain Batseye

01/05/19 20:51:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5635Greg Curtis

“Ahh....some fruit?”

01/05/19 20:43:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

Growing old when you're Batman is just so public....OUCH!, FART!, DRIBBLE!, I'VE PISSED MYSELF!!!!

01/05/19 20:40:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

Put back the gimp

01/05/19 20:38:24

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

The love child of Mrs Clause and Batman on Jeremy Kyle waits anxiously for his DNA results.

01/05/19 20:32:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9321Neil Mackenzie

We all go batty in our old age.

01/05/19 20:19:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Does my bumfluff look big in this?"

01/05/19 20:13:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20833Ian Skelding

Batweazle

01/05/19 20:06:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

Night vision means he has a Birdseye view of things.

01/05/19 20:04:53

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 91Sauce Pan

Na na na na na na na na FAT MAN

01/05/19 20:01:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

He's only showing off that beard because his head hair is Wayning.

01/05/19 20:01:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

''I don't wish to be rude Batman but you've been hanging around the site for far too long.''

01/05/19 20:01:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

Since retiring Mr West no longer has close shaves.

01/05/19 20:00:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2593James Lennox

When the bat's away, Alfred will play.

01/05/19 20:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

Greater Horace-shoe Bat

01/05/19 20:00:09

 
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