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  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers.

01/05/19 21:01:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

"To the batshave!"

01/05/19 21:04:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

The time when Santa Claus filled in for Batman was confusing as hell.

01/05/19 20:10:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

Uncle Albat

01/05/19 20:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

Take the mickey out of the beard as much as you like, but Vicki Vale loved it, she said it tickled her thighs.

01/05/19 21:19:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"To the Batmobility!"

01/05/19 20:05:35

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

One of Batman's lesser known quotes was, "I f*cking hate candy floss..."

01/05/19 21:20:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14554Dan Nicholls

WG Disgrace

01/05/19 20:08:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9254Stephen Bean

Batman and Rodin

01/05/19 20:00:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Congratulations on completing the marathon. Did you dress up as Batman to help raise money for charity?''

''No, I'm just a fucking idiot who likes to be the centre of attention.''

01/05/19 21:06:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"Mum! Grandad's hanging upside down on the curtain pole again and he's crapped on your new net curtains."

01/05/19 21:04:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14554Dan Nicholls

No Mr Grace, I said "You are due out to bat, man."

01/05/19 20:08:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9254Stephen Bean

The Dark Knight Rises in the morning but can't be arsed shaving.

01/05/19 20:03:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

In his heyday, he would have been in arm to arm combat with the Joker. These days though, due to old age, you’re more likely to find him having a cup of tea and smashing in a penguin.

01/05/19 20:01:46

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

A typical 19th century Transylvanian Father Christmas

01/05/19 22:49:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9254Stephen Bean

Bat hair day

01/05/19 22:48:38

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

In 1885, aged 71, Herbert Smythe decided to emphasise his prize whiskers by wearing a cat mask every time he went out. Sadly he died 2 weeks later after having several strokes.

01/05/19 20:38:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Batman's superpowers are on the Wayne.

01/05/19 20:23:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Batty McBatface

01/05/19 20:06:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14554Dan Nicholls

Colonel Wilberforce Gimpingham-Smythe

01/05/19 20:06:57

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

Scotland Yard Finally Reveal True Identity of The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town

01/05/19 20:03:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Whiskered Bat

01/05/19 20:00:17

 
Gary Stuckey Gary Stuckey

What do you mean the Joker died 30 years ago?....and the Penguin is in a nursing home?

15/05/19 8:29:39

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

And in the prequel to Batman begins, Caster Semenya stars as Catwoman.

04/05/19 16:50:03

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Catwoman's disguise seems to have fooled a few captioneers.

03/05/19 21:00:40

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

wear the fox hat

02/05/19 14:20:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

George W Bushybeard

02/05/19 4:44:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

With great Batbeard comes great responsibility.

02/05/19 4:03:04

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrappy Doo

Do I make you horny baby?

02/05/19 0:41:21

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Why do teachers always get it SO wrong on non-uniform day?

01/05/19 22:46:26

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

My name is batman, and i will flog you within a inch of your life if you don't surrender.

01/05/19 22:10:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

Beard of prey

01/05/19 21:25:31

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Eh, he's no rabbi, but just look at him! I'm sure he knows how to conduct a bat mitzvah."

01/05/19 20:54:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21939Ian Skelding

Captain Batseye

01/05/19 20:51:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

“Ahh....some fruit?”

01/05/19 20:43:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Growing old when you're Batman is just so public....OUCH!, FART!, DRIBBLE!, I'VE PISSED MYSELF!!!!

01/05/19 20:40:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

Put back the gimp

01/05/19 20:38:24

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

The love child of Mrs Clause and Batman on Jeremy Kyle waits anxiously for his DNA results.

01/05/19 20:32:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

We all go batty in our old age.

01/05/19 20:19:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Does my bumfluff look big in this?"

01/05/19 20:13:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21939Ian Skelding

Batweazle

01/05/19 20:06:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

Night vision means he has a Birdseye view of things.

01/05/19 20:04:53

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

Na na na na na na na na FAT MAN

01/05/19 20:01:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9254Stephen Bean

He's only showing off that beard because his head hair is Wayning.

01/05/19 20:01:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''I don't wish to be rude Batman but you've been hanging around the site for far too long.''

01/05/19 20:01:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Since retiring Mr West no longer has close shaves.

01/05/19 20:00:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

When the bat's away, Alfred will play.

01/05/19 20:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Greater Horace-shoe Bat

01/05/19 20:00:09

 
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