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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

"Have I got any African in me? Well, I did have about 9 months ago"

31/08/18 11:41:18
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14122Karyn Harrison

It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change.

29/08/18 8:29:38
 
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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5854Paul Reeve

Bloody hell lady, look what you've done to my skull."

27/08/18 13:23:16
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

"What's your handicap, Mary?"
"I'm blind."

24/08/18 19:46:01
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

"Kids, follow me... Kids?"

23/08/18 19:06:34
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15862Chris Keegan

It 's ever since i started them on Winalot.

22/08/18 7:13:01
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41288Dave Bryan

He's been using factor 50/50 again.

20/08/18 7:47:30
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

Fightknight

18/08/18 8:32:38
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8981Crunchy Chords
Loafers

10/08/18 19:02:10
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

The doctor asked Kevin for a mid stream sample.

09/08/18 12:20:03
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15862Chris Keegan

Peeking Duck

05/08/18 7:00:11
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

I bet he's his Mother's pride .

29/07/18 8:34:51
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Excellent possessive apostrophe usage but there’s no need for a space after ‘pride’. --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

I see bread people.

29/07/18 7:07:42
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I was in hysterics when I read this caption. Just imagining what the Sixth Sense might have been... --Glyn Evans
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

"Who's got the ring?"

26/07/18 7:03:27
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Booty spot

24/07/18 11:24:35
 
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Ethy Vote score: 2744Ethy

Mystery virus affects trunks and branches, then leaves.

18/07/18 11:11:18
 
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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

The Suspension is killing me.

16/07/18 19:32:22
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Zebra crossing

16/07/18 11:04:14
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Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

"I told you there would be no monster," says billionaire after draining Loch Ness.

14/07/18 19:34:30
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Mick was exhausted after digging a hole to try and hide the yacht he'd stolen.

13/07/18 14:33:38
 
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Tiny Alien Vote score: 691Tiny Alien

DORIS...DORIS...COME QUICKLY..I've fallen through the van floor!

12/07/18 11:42:15
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Who says it takes two to tango?

07/07/18 21:39:22
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35545Ian Skelding

"Mr Smith, I said 'keep taking the pills'."

27/06/18 7:02:57
 
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Ron Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Taking advantage of her glasses the family of head lice decided to grow their own Tomatoes

18/06/18 20:44:53
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lol! --Welsh Rarebit
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine.

18/06/18 11:02:53
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Thanks, Pussy :) --ant knee
Chris Keegan Vote score: 15862Chris Keegan

Jesus, I really did upset her this time

13/06/18 7:06:42
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Points of Ewe

12/06/18 11:01:36
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Darling, have a word with the kids, will you? They've put the fish in the washing machine again."

09/06/18 9:21:50
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25303Vanessa the Guesser

Now there's a man who can conduct himself

05/06/18 19:00:52
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

"It matches the Arms chairs"

03/06/18 19:47:36
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Introducing the M&S Spring range.

30/05/18 11:00:36
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener

20/05/18 11:40:54
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ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

"The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano."

17/05/18 7:24:50
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I nearly choked laughing. --Barrie Bullock
Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

Birmingham dentist

14/05/18 8:17:02
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Minor operation.

12/05/18 9:25:09
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15862Chris Keegan

Igloo

06/05/18 11:00:07
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15862Chris Keegan

Guys, 4 passengers is the max I'm allowed..what do you think this is..a bloody Tardis??

25/04/18 19:02:29
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

Aw, look at his little face all a-quiver.

25/03/18 19:07:11
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Baseball caps ........ maybe they should come with instructions.

07/03/18 12:06:59
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25303Vanessa the Guesser

The -3 Degrees

03/03/18 20:00:15
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

Tonight on Dyslexic News, The Beast from the Seat.

03/03/18 8:01:05
 
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16411Neil Mackenzie

Process food linked to depression.

26/02/18 8:11:19
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"Uh oh, spaghetti woes!" --Greg Curtis
Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump

07/02/18 17:42:28
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Trill seeker

06/02/18 21:14:08
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Hellbent

02/02/18 20:03:53
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

Tandem parachute jumps do not always end up as planned.

30/01/18 12:03:49
 
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16411Neil Mackenzie

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.

27/01/18 22:26:03
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"¦and that was the last time that we used the Pogo Stick Delivery Service.

24/01/18 20:10:21
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

He's taking his cycling profishency test

06/01/18 8:26:05
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

"I'm not hiding under here" lied Pinocchio

04/01/18 8:03:41
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Doggy Parton

13/12/17 12:00:38
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Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25303Vanessa the Guesser

Terrorpin

06/12/17 8:24:25
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

He couldn't decide whether or not to dump his overbearing girlfriend. He just needed a sign...

27/11/17 14:00:28
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Rest in pizza

21/11/17 20:00:47
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15862Chris Keegan

Fowling the pavement

05/11/17 21:17:57
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Sweeney tot

02/11/17 12:10:46
 
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ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

It ain't over till the fat lady...ok, it's over!

24/10/17 11:00:53
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Hahaha  --sandeep chahal
Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25303Vanessa the Guesser

Next up, The New Sikhers with "I'd like to teach the world to Singh".

13/10/17 8:04:11
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Moon River

29/09/17 11:34:49
 
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Dr Strangelove Vote score: 514Dr Strangelove

Peter string fella

28/09/17 8:56:50
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Gorillas in the Mister

26/09/17 19:00:06
 
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Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Miguel and Jose had harboured feelings for each other for some time.

24/09/17 19:01:41
 
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GeeDee Vote score: 2981GeeDee

Fashion Police

24/09/17 11:08:36
 
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3986Karen Oakenfull

Canoepés

21/09/17 19:32:23
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Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Hog air balloon

19/09/17 7:00:49
 
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Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Corn on the Knob.

18/09/17 19:00:06
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Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2803Jonathan Allsopp

It's a goodyear for ducks.

18/09/17 11:07:48
 
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GeeDee Vote score: 2981GeeDee

Pick your Own

16/09/17 7:49:05
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43044Tony Edwards

Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way.

06/09/17 12:14:22
 
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24667Troompa Loompa

Balance Armstrong

05/09/17 11:15:56
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 17307Vivvy En

Sagittarius: You're feeling a strong urge to share your load but be careful or your hard work may go down the pan. Today's lucky number: 2.

05/09/17 8:11:00
 
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Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2635Tracey Sarge

A rolling stone gathers no floss

20/08/17 11:06:31
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35545Ian Skelding

"He always preferred his digs to be on the top floor."

20/08/17 8:31:29
 
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Paul Woolley Vote score: 3440Paul Woolley

"Pieces of crate, pieces of crate!"

16/08/17 19:07:11
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

"Nah dude, not tall, I said I would get you high".

15/08/17 7:01:25
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This caption has a nice sense of story. Always my favorite kind of caption: You get a glimpse into the hearts of these people, and we start to imagine both what was said - and what happened - before and after "this scene." Poor little fella.  --Greg Curtis
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5854Paul Reeve

As hard as he tried Dave just couldn't cover up the fact that he was drunk as he went through customs.

13/08/17 8:43:53
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Just the chuckle I needed this morning - thanks! --Pussy Galore
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The Dark Knight Rises

12/08/17 19:18:15
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

Blind man's bluff.

11/08/17 19:00:07
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 20303C CaMel

Crack shot

08/08/17 11:11:29
 
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Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2635Tracey Sarge

Early mourning bike ride.

06/08/17 11:50:30
 
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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Acrobat for windows.

06/08/17 8:37:15
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 20303C CaMel

Farmchair

28/07/17 21:53:24
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"Wow, look at the size of its asshole, we can make a fortune from that fish canning company."

28/07/17 11:19:21
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

Willy Elliott

27/07/17 11:03:47
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That was golden lmao I was howling! --Ivana Jerkuov
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2803Jonathan Allsopp

Many selfies are ruined by seagulls with dodgy stomachs.

21/07/17 11:14:24
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"We know you're in there, you snake in the gas."

19/07/17 19:40:36
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35545Ian Skelding

A dead ringer

12/07/17 11:15:59
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

In the original design the lady was on the right side of the poster, but Specsavers didn't want to advertise a price in crease.

09/07/17 7:35:43
 
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Ron Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Three pints and you're Legolas

13/06/17 7:00:12
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My wife drank just one and was feeling Merry. --Crunchy Chords
D C Vote score: 2691D C

Kellogg's All Brain

30/05/17 19:07:03
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"Can I get a copy of your Bolognese recipe Jean? .............."

08/05/17 7:04:03
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Rock fans from right to left- AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth and Blur.

07/05/17 19:00:09
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

After a lengthy investigation, the cops decided the eggs hadn't been stolen, they had simply been mislaid.

06/05/17 16:25:57
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 20303C CaMel

'Drop the facade!'

04/05/17 11:13:43
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Between a rocker and a hard face

19/02/17 20:21:21
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35545Ian Skelding

The Minor strikes 1984

13/02/17 13:04:29
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

"Sorry, we can't go any further ladies. I can hear a rattle in the engine"

04/02/17 9:07:16
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

Hyenas like to LOL in the grass

26/01/17 21:34:44
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"Fowl!"

11/01/17 20:00:06
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20804Dan Nicholls

Timmy Mallett 'fondly remembering' Michaela Strachan. He has a whack a day...

29/12/16 20:05:06
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'utterly brilliant!' --Andrea Hickling
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