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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!"
01/08/15 19:04:17
"Cowabangra dudes"
31/07/15 7:26:52
Chopin mall
30/07/15 19:20:55
Cygnet rings
30/07/15 11:03:22
In the latest MPs' expenses row, John Bercow tries to defend the amount of money he's laid out on furniture
24/07/15 19:00:08
20/07/15 19:09:51
"Not now, Thing!"
07/07/15 19:06:31
Cops and Rubbers
03/07/15 19:00:06
Warning: Beware of the Bares
02/07/15 11:00:06
"I told you not to take too long in the car wash"
27/06/15 10:13:52
Prickled egg
22/06/15 11:00:15
"Need help to write your captions sir?"
17/06/15 7:12:19
Model T Fjord
07/06/15 19:18:08
Voltures
30/05/15 11:00:07
The Black Eyed Tease.
22/05/15 19:40:53
Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly.
22/05/15 11:56:44
Period Drama
18/05/15 19:21:56
Cycledelic
18/05/15 7:03:52
"Dip yer headlights yer Bastard."
15/05/15 7:09:25
where do YOU stand on drugs
23/04/15 19:03:20
and here's a trailer for the new Disney movie...
23/04/15 7:00:30
Quill.i.am
18/04/15 7:02:06
"Cig Heil!"
08/04/15 11:06:23
Surprisingly, 4 year old Jodie won the sand sculpture competition.
19/03/15 12:29:24
siloettes
12/03/15 20:27:00
There'll be shell toupeé.
10/03/15 20:09:29
🎵 Crimea river 🎵
24/02/15 20:04:49
"You've been to that bloody market again, haven't you?"
22/02/15 20:36:33
Knee hole surgery
21/02/15 12:14:25
Joy Division.
14/02/15 20:06:04
Breaking News: Officer shat himself by mistake
11/02/15 8:00:18
On the out skirts of town police told him to pullover, and asked for his name and a dress
09/02/15 12:00:08
Biscuitball
24/01/15 20:03:53
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?Â
18/01/15 8:00:13
Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap.
06/01/15 12:32:13
On your Marx, get set, GO!
15/12/14 20:00:05
The school sillybus
09/12/14 12:00:07
"Man over board!"
06/12/14 9:19:04
After being buried for 25 years, the contents of the time capsule proved rather disappointing.
05/12/14 8:04:52
Thanks for turning up for todays assessment Sandra. After careful consideration we feel that your children would probably be better off living with their father.
04/12/14 9:26:16
Road Dan, The Thinker.
30/11/14 12:05:19
Lord Sugar: "Tom, you've been in that pool all day and have done 200 lengths. For that reason YOU'RE TIRED".
21/11/14 20:46:20
Why am I not buying? No Monet.
19/11/14 20:09:13
Mother ship.
13/11/14 8:47:24
Focus group
07/11/14 12:24:42
We all need somewhere to reflect.
07/11/14 8:04:07
Tench warfare
03/11/14 20:46:05
Renault Lagoona.
01/11/14 13:03:59
When Molly realised she'd parked in a tow-away zone, she started shitting bricks.
25/10/14 19:05:40
Apparently this is where Jeremy Clarkson had spotted the Argies.
24/10/14 21:35:06
"It does hang to one side but don't worry about it, that's quite common."
21/10/14 22:34:13
Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!"
20/10/14 11:23:03
Chocolatiers.
18/10/14 7:17:11
"Sorry this is 1614 , you need to re-dial 2014"
17/10/14 22:46:02
Paul McCartney throws out some of Heather Mills' belongings.
15/04/07 16:10:25
Octopussy
Mon 12:03:49
How to Train Your Wagon
Sat 12:03:23
Oh shit I'm up before the dupe detector board again.
08/12/25 20:04:54
Bowl in one
07/12/25 20:03:20
The leaning power of geezer
07/12/25 12:04:43
Blackpool Roquefort
07/12/25 8:05:28
Five minutes earlier..."This mushroom is definitely safe to eat. Here, I'll show you."
01/12/25 12:32:03
"No, after last time you can't use our toilet"
29/11/25 13:40:43
Due to erosion Gibraltar has got a lot smaller.
25/11/25 12:04:28
"I honestly thought elephant dung wouldn't taste that bad."
18/11/25 8:04:13
"Well, darling, I have to admit it, this Hindenburg flight hasn't been too bad."
16/11/25 8:18:40
Dave decided to actually read all the terms and conditions this time.
14/11/25 8:54:54
"That's Dad's vasectomy appointment confirmed."
13/11/25 12:08:57
She's a keeper
13/11/25 8:03:34
Wedding tackle
13/11/25 8:00:27
It's day 163 of Celebrities Stranded in Paradise and Wayne Sleep tries to grab the attention of a passing ship
12/11/25 7:45:50
Shorn Free
04/11/25 20:10:10
When Mr Whippy diversified into dog grooming.
02/11/25 20:11:34, edited: 02/11/25 20:23:38
Chick Lit
31/10/25 20:00:48
“Just standing in whilst the cuckoo has gone away for the weekend “ said Dave
19/10/25 19:02:12, edited: 19/10/25 19:42:22, suggested edits
Snot air balloon
18/10/25 7:01:43
"I'm just here to soak up the atmosphere."
17/10/25 19:06:07, edited: 17/10/25 22:15:29, suggested edits
"This urinal's revolutionary."
14/10/25 7:03:41
When you wake up from sleep walking and wish you hadn't.
13/10/25 11:19:38
"Goddamn, those Kumbaya singers don't half repeat on you."
12/10/25 7:04:41
The Spiderman auditions were not going well.
09/10/25 7:05:57
After the vindaloo things got messi.
05/10/25 19:11:06
"I've been getting these fizzy spells."
05/10/25 11:13:05
Art2-D2
03/10/25 18:18:48
Boldy glowing............
03/10/25 11:03:30
"Darling, you know when you said you think you can hear mice scurrying behind the wall. Well it's worse than you thought"
29/09/25 11:11:16
“On second thoughts I think I will just have the chips “ said Dave
25/09/25 11:04:25
Your Council wishes to thank Dave's Cycle Repair Shop for the installation of the drain
25/09/25 7:20:12
Entertainment for the masses.
23/09/25 19:06:49
Hex on the beach
23/09/25 11:00:22
“After telling them my symptoms they said something about cutting out the middle man “ said Dave
16/09/25 7:02:52
"You gotta help me, Doc. I'm all blocked up."
14/09/25 11:13:27
Mariah Scary
08/09/25 11:08:40
No way José.
06/09/25 19:01:37
“There was definitely a spark but I didn’t see him again.”
06/09/25 7:49:10
"This isn't the way to the park."
04/09/25 13:01:21
The Stinker
01/09/25 11:00:38
Cheeping with the Enemy
25/08/25 11:04:45
Crash and carry
23/08/25 19:01:40
"Dave....?"
20/08/25 19:00:21
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