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Mark England Vote score: 14106Mark England

"Buy our chickens at knocked down prices"

12/11/18 20:51:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

This is what happens when they try to cross the road

12/11/18 21:41:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

The poor birds have had the stuffing knocked out of them.

12/11/18 20:03:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Coq au van

12/11/18 20:09:41

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

♫ It's raining hen ♫

12/11/18 20:08:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

Police chief claims that playing chicken on motorways has reached epidemic proportions.

12/11/18 20:00:11

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Don’t look it’s not pheasant.

12/11/18 20:28:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

I see the battery's gone again.

12/11/18 22:15:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Fowl off the back of a lorry

12/11/18 20:00:07

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

Channel 9 News-"A lorry has split a hundred chickens on the A57. A police spokeman said there are no further updates, but he promised to keep us abreast."

12/11/18 20:04:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

“Right. Now I'll just collect them back up and I can tell everyone they're free-range.”

12/11/18 22:10:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

Chickane ahead

12/11/18 21:05:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Hen party. The morning after.

12/11/18 20:42:01

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

CAR casses

12/11/18 20:07:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Coronation Chicken Street

12/11/18 20:01:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Stupid sign. It turns out it was Road Wok Ahead.

12/11/18 20:00:56

 
Molly R Vote score: 509Molly R

Van driver gives other traffic the bird.

12/11/18 20:00:14

 
Samuel Fairman Samuel Fairman

"I said to roast in the oven @ 170, not on the A170!"

15/11/18 14:41:34

 
Dot Old Vote score: 175Dot Old

What the cluck!

14/11/18 6:59:03

 
Molly R Vote score: 509Molly R

Roadkill.

13/11/18 19:11:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

Rhode Island Dead

13/11/18 18:09:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Tar without feathers

13/11/18 18:03:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Trail of boneless chickens.

13/11/18 17:59:29

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

I suspect fowl play.

13/11/18 1:56:59

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

They're well and truly plucked.
(nod to 20.12:46)

13/11/18 1:54:44

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5409Tosser Wivlov

Don't worry they were dead already.

12/11/18 23:46:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"We can't sell those now, Dad, they're all dirty."
"Pass me those Ready Seasoned labels, son, and stick an extra 50p on the price."

12/11/18 22:43:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

Drive-thru KFC

12/11/18 22:31:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5187Greg Curtis

Turkey & Jam

12/11/18 22:10:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

Oven roady

12/11/18 21:05:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

Chicken Run

12/11/18 20:46:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

"You stupid 'cluck cluck' I asked you if you had shut the 'Cock a doodling' door."
"I know your upset, but do you have to use such fowl language?"

12/11/18 20:36:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

Sports news: The Tour de France has been interrupted by a spillage of chickens from a lorry. Most riders still haven't finished the first leg.

12/11/18 20:15:05

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

Gordon Ramsay is a knob.

12/11/18 20:07:46

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Wtf? 🤷🏻‍♂️ --Mr Dome
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Local foxes spot opportunity for huge barbecue.

12/11/18 20:02:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

The fast and the feather-less

12/11/18 20:00:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

What the bird on the street

12/11/18 20:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Dinner is swerved

12/11/18 20:00:16

 
Meg Prigmore Meg Prigmore

Somebody lost it with the chicken crossing road jokes

19/11/18 15:33:09

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 296Scrappy Doo

They played a deadly game of chicken.

12/11/18 22:34:36

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

They were sick of being cooped up.

12/11/18 22:18:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

I don't know what all the fuss is about, they'd be running around like headless chickens if they'd been alive.

12/11/18 21:52:40

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

And the driver was charged with fowling the highway.

12/11/18 21:51:45

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5187Greg Curtis

"Get out of the flockin' road!"

12/11/18 20:47:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Lay-by

12/11/18 20:43:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

"I told you that I had the brakes fixed."

12/11/18 20:30:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

The accident happened because they were Paxo badly.

12/11/18 20:25:07

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

It looks like they've been plucked out of thin air.

12/11/18 20:12:46

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10502Smuldo

The roads around these parts are "Bootiful".

12/11/18 20:09:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

...and they were just left to lay in the road.

12/11/18 20:08:03

 
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