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Thats another one. Write it down in our book. How are we doing?  So far weve spotted 23 old bastards with binoculars.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3576Dave Bryan

''That's another one. Write it down in our book. How are we doing?''

''So far we've spotted 23 old bastards with binoculars.''

11/05/19 12:14:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5167Chris Keegan

Bird watchers

11/05/19 12:10:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28965Tony Edwards

Scowls

11/05/19 12:19:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7711Vanessa the Guesser

"Brrrr shut that door. Were you born in a barn?"

11/05/19 12:20:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35086Welsh Rarebit

"Hurry up and get a move on you two! Haven't you heard that Parliament is being recalled?

11/05/19 12:07:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3918Vivvy En

"When's mum back with the dinner? I hope it's vole-au-vents."

11/05/19 19:16:14

 
Joe Vote score: 1512Joe

Nice pair of hooters!

11/05/19 14:41:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18697John Glover

"While you are out and flying about, keep your eyes open for a pea green boat."

11/05/19 13:22:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3576Dave Bryan

Twin Beaks

11/05/19 12:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35086Welsh Rarebit

Those two look like they're in cahoots.

11/05/19 18:01:08

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 406Zak Toby1998

"Why is your beak bleeding?"
"You see that tree over there?"
"Yeah"
"Well I didn't"

11/05/19 16:12:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28965Tony Edwards

Neighbourhoot Watch

11/05/19 12:44:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5167Chris Keegan

"Do you think we should try flying?"
- "OK, as long as it's not with Ryanair"

11/05/19 12:19:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2263Stephen Bean

Pair of hootlums

11/05/19 12:00:04

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

“Christ, keep your head down, I just spotted Chris Packham coming this way.”

11/05/19 20:19:22

 
larry G. Vote score: 1139larry G.

Hey Larry, are we identical or fraternal twins?
We're nocturnal!

11/05/19 15:21:41

 
ant knee Vote score: 1080ant knee

"Twit two, who?"

11/05/19 13:11:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1620Stu Dent

Tawny and Fly

11/05/19 12:18:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"Let us prey."

11/05/19 12:12:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1620Stu Dent

The Fly-namic duo

11/05/19 12:07:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5167Chris Keegan

Feathered Friends

11/05/19 12:03:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20330Ian Skelding

"When did this tree get promoted to Corporal?"

11/05/19 12:01:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2263Stephen Bean

"We don't give two hoots what you think of our onesies."

11/05/19 12:01:07

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7711Vanessa the Guesser

We're loving our new shell suits.

11/05/19 12:00:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5291Glyn Evans

"Meowl"

11/05/19 12:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35086Welsh Rarebit

"and what do you both make of Brexit?"
"Frankly, we don't give a hoot."

11/05/19 12:00:11

 
Willie Johnson Willie Johnson

"How do you get down off an owl?"
"You've climbed up here to tell me that joke?"


"You can get down now."

"...Oh wait."

Sun 8:43:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1139larry G.

"You blinked first!"

11/05/19 23:36:25

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 242Gavin Smithers

Loft insulation; the best way to keep warm all winter.

11/05/19 22:01:59

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 392Lawrence Day

View to a kill.

11/05/19 19:11:19

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 206Gassy Statten

New recruits to Special Branch were keen to uphold the squad motto..."Keep 'em Peeled!"

11/05/19 17:39:38

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 206Gassy Statten

Oh look! A gorgeous little field mouse! ... Oh Yes, what a bite for four eyes!

11/05/19 17:37:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8981Neil Mackenzie

Are you awake yet?
I am now!

11/05/19 17:05:22

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 406Zak Toby1998

"I really fancy a mousse right now"
"Don't you mean a mouse?"
"No... No I don't... I want a chocolate mousse you bug eyed little fuck"

11/05/19 16:17:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20330Ian Skelding

"Oi, you're supposed to keep a 2 second distance from us."

11/05/19 16:09:49

 
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