Party pooper

13/10/18 12:00:11

clever

Twisted Humor

13/10/18 12:58:48

Bloody dog ...... it was left to me by my late-ex

13/10/18 12:14:09

"Brilliant, after a meal you get the dog to swallow the special bag and it all comes out ready wrapped."

13/10/18 12:07:09

Depending on how you look at it, he's either inspecting it or releasing it.

13/10/18 19:52:55

I guess it's a shiatsu.

13/10/18 12:35:00

Look Grommit, I made one that does baby bels!

13/10/18 12:26:59

"Oh well, it was sh*t or burst!"

13/10/18 12:07:03

🎵 Plop goes the Beagle 🎵

13/10/18 12:02:54

Just as you were getting ready to launch off on an adventure around the universe your travel buddy gets stuck in a wormhole.

13/10/18 15:22:06

🎼 Crappy birthday to you...

13/10/18 14:29:40

Dog fouling has ballooned in recent years

13/10/18 13:46:05

"We specialize in parties for 12-year olds."

13/10/18 13:13:53

Squattie dog

13/10/18 13:01:40

Mucky pop.

13/10/18 12:09:38

Make sure his arse is squeaky clean

14/10/18 11:53:12

"I used to get my shit straight from the lab".

13/10/18 20:09:30

AIRdale poohdle.

13/10/18 20:06:53

96, 97, 98, 99 bloody red balloons, what have you been feeding this dog?

13/10/18 17:20:04

I thought it was just a risky pop

13/10/18 15:06:51

“His art alesys has rough edge.”

13/10/18 14:29:41

"Surreal mess."

13/10/18 14:00:10

Wet fArt Deco

13/10/18 13:41:57

Koon Dog

13/10/18 13:40:51

Airfare x redsetter

13/10/18 13:35:57

"Hm?...I'll take the one that 'humps your leg.' "

13/10/18 13:26:00

"Look what he popped out."

13/10/18 13:22:49

I shit, you knot

13/10/18 13:17:15

Pooch

13/10/18 13:16:15

A Work of Fart

13/10/18 13:14:24

“Madam .... Chef would like to thank you for your feedback and I believe that your doggy bag is now ready.”

13/10/18 12:49:51

So that's how dim sum are made.

13/10/18 12:49:37

It's worrying that he's shitting out bits of his intestine

13/10/18 12:37:08

Doggy bag,to take away left over food from crap eateries.

13/10/18 12:33:39

Sausage Dog.

13/10/18 12:22:15

"Hey, quit clowning around."

13/10/18 12:18:53

Blow-up dogs - the answer to a leg-humper's prayers!

13/10/18 12:17:36

Poo doll passing wind

13/10/18 12:12:21

Prick up after your dog.

13/10/18 12:09:43

This so called problem about dog mess has been blown up out of all proportion.

13/10/18 12:08:13

".....and try getting him to "stay".

13/10/18 12:06:34

Don't strain so hard, you're giving yourself piles

13/10/18 12:05:27

Ah!! That explains why there are little bags of poop left across the countryside...

13/10/18 12:03:57

Airy furry

13/10/18 12:00:49

Balloon fArt

13/10/18 12:00:20

The gassy ones go up.

13/10/18 12:00:17