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Mr Dome  Vote score: 6684Mr Dome

The hunch back of nostril dam

12/01/19 8:08:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12530Dan Nicholls

Sponsored by Coke.

12/01/19 9:10:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

Apparently he cut himself saving

12/01/19 19:05:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6684Mr Dome

Unlike number 10, Jake wasn't feeling himself today

12/01/19 8:10:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4221C CaMel

He's been picked

12/01/19 9:58:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5563Greg Curtis

"Let's hope you play better than you smell..."

12/01/19 9:12:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2077Stu Dent

He use to play for Snottingham forest.

12/01/19 8:39:36

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

"Conor! I've warned you about drinking Guinness before a match."

12/01/19 8:08:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

It was his first match, he was looking 10's

12/01/19 21:55:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

"What's up with Parker?"
"I expect he was caught being nosey again."

12/01/19 12:12:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Ten-der is the nose

12/01/19 11:03:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Red and green should never be seen.

12/01/19 11:00:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8232Vanessa the Guesser

"They're accusing you of tamponing with the ball."

12/01/19 9:29:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12530Dan Nicholls

He's being sent on to plug the midfield anywhere he smells trouble.

12/01/19 9:11:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29394Tony Edwards

Gary has wanted to play for Longridge Town since he was a snotty-nosed kid.

12/01/19 8:59:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20665Ian Skelding

Secret hand and finger signals were used by Leeds United spies.

12/01/19 8:58:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4189Vivvy En

"Number 10, a word in your, er...shell-like?"

12/01/19 8:46:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2077Stu Dent

What time do you call this coming home.

12/01/19 8:32:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4252Dave Bryan

''The blood was streaming from his nose, Gary.''

''Yes, more trouble at The Bridge.''

12/01/19 8:26:03

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3022Funny Bean

Amazing tackle

12/01/19 8:21:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5628Hercules Rockefeller

"Gesundheit!"

12/01/19 8:21:22

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3022Funny Bean

Handball?

12/01/19 8:14:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2683The Wolf

Charity match for Red Nose Day

12/01/19 8:13:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6684Mr Dome

Do you think they'll notice he has a crack habit??

12/01/19 8:12:40

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

"Players today- This one won't go on till he's waxed his muzzy."

12/01/19 8:11:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6684Mr Dome

The sub sat down was a crap dancer - he had two right feet

12/01/19 8:11:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4252Dave Bryan

''Why has he stuck chewing gum up his nose, Gary?''

''It helps him Wrigley through the opposition's defense.''

12/01/19 8:10:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1741Crunchy Chords

“Yeah it's definitely a concussion, get a gurney.”
"Zuzu's petals! They're gone!”

12/01/19 8:09:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1741Crunchy Chords

The latest failed attempt to distract the opposing side was Andrew's "everyone wear a mouse nose" strategy.

12/01/19 8:07:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

"If you don't pass me the ball, I'll be Führerious!"

12/01/19 8:00:08

 
Molly R Vote score: 892Molly R

"I'd have those nasal polyps seen to if I were you."

12/01/19 8:00:07

 
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