lol

I can't see the point of these

08/09/18 20:04:05

Parking permitted for stationery vehicles only

08/09/18 20:11:51

Kerb scrawlers

08/09/18 20:01:07

Write up your street

08/09/18 20:12:34

2B or not 2B?

08/09/18 20:00:55

The man who painted the yellow lines was sacked for being drunk on the job

08/09/18 20:08:41

clever

No need for rubbers, there's no lead in the pencils.

08/09/18 21:14:35

I've complained to the Council about them. They've opened a pencil case.

08/09/18 20:17:10

Pointless

08/09/18 23:04:45

Locally they were becoming a bit of a draw.

08/09/18 21:08:48

Leading the way

08/09/18 21:07:24

The Wrote Less Travelled

08/09/18 20:47:23

Draw bridge

08/09/18 20:40:19

God knows how I managed to walk home last night it's all a bit sketchy.

08/09/18 20:03:40

It would seem the bloody Council have pencilled in some more road works.

08/09/18 20:00:12

Although Pen is mightier than Sword but Pencil is brighter than lamp-post!

11/09/18 15:49:15

She asked if I had a rubber...then nothing.
She definitely lead me on.

09/09/18 11:23:55

Putting a rubber on top don't make it any safer

09/09/18 9:57:46

The plans were a bit sketchy

09/09/18 9:51:29

They tried to draw a pelican but obviously their pencils kept getting stuck in the cement.

09/09/18 8:08:56

Unfortunate skydiver working it out.

09/09/18 0:02:06

Despite the slight jut into the road, it still allowed cars to compass each other

08/09/18 23:56:08

The school had to implement a makeshift crossing quickly as discussions with the council had become protractored

08/09/18 23:54:36

It still won't stop the paedophiles

08/09/18 23:41:47

It was claimed to be for new school measures, but why not use a ruler?

08/09/18 23:35:19

Shouldn't they be on the write side of the road?

08/09/18 23:30:03

Unfortunately, the car crashed and it ended up being a write-off.

08/09/18 22:35:12

Breaking News: Local council pencils in crossing.

08/09/18 21:54:35

Marker posts

08/09/18 21:54:11

No carbon footprint here.

08/09/18 21:38:38

"You can park here, IF you have the write change."

08/09/18 21:36:57

Parking reserved for my Nissan Note.

08/09/18 21:26:57

Carbon reduction

08/09/18 20:56:13

"We're just coming up to a sharpener bend."

08/09/18 20:46:34

Looks like it's back to the drawing board for this design.

08/09/18 20:41:27

"Hoskins! You're supposed to work from the plans, and not the stuff left on top of the plans."

08/09/18 20:29:33

For the pavement artist ?

08/09/18 20:28:27

Ironically, they were soon knocked down by a Reliant Scimitar.

08/09/18 20:24:46

My sheepdog won't go near them. He holds it until High St where they have pens.

08/09/18 20:22:06

That's our view from the drawing room.

08/09/18 20:06:42

They were there to help the parents consider their 4 x 4.

08/09/18 20:06:39

"How do you know we're on the Write Road ?..."

08/09/18 20:06:30

Some people don't give a jot.

08/09/18 20:02:24

The Councillor says we need better bollards. ’Erases some good points.

08/09/18 20:01:21

Careful, you don't want to get rubbed out.

08/09/18 20:00:18