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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

Rest In Piste

30/04/19 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

After suffering a heart attack on the slope, Tim went downhill fast. God bless his soul.

30/04/19 20:55:57

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 937Scrappy Doo

From here things went downhill quickly.

30/04/19 21:47:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3510Stephen Bean

Powder Ranger

30/04/19 20:08:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6869Mr Dome

The iceman cometh all over himself

30/04/19 20:24:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

Deadie the Eagle

30/04/19 20:00:21

 
ant knee Vote score: 1081ant knee

*whispers* "Icy dead people"

nod to 20:00:07

30/04/19 21:10:21

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 237Charles Gilbert

Yes, we catch your drift.

30/04/19 20:21:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3510Stephen Bean

"Olaf's been drinking with that bloody dog again. He looks well piste."

30/04/19 20:00:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5685Hercules Rockefeller

Snow Wars: A New Slope

30/04/19 20:31:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3292The Wolf

This is my Scottish cousin, Ted McCoolie Cool face. He's really shit at tennis.

30/04/19 20:17:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2379Karyn Harrison

Looks like he's skidaddled!

30/04/19 20:01:53

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Anyone seen Warwick Davis?...not since last night

30/04/19 20:01:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

♪He ain't Eddie, he's my brother♪

30/04/19 20:00:24

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

If a Swiss skier has been out on the piste all day and drops dead, they are given a traditional send off....a 170mph trip down the toboggan run, up a ramp and straight into the back of a hearse.

03/05/19 10:51:51

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

Eddie the Eagle 2020 calendar now available.

nod to 21:44:24

01/05/19 9:35:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

When he entered the ski jump they all laughed.
When he started walking in the air they all laughed.
Then he didn’t come down but carried on across the world.
Nobody down below believes their eyes.

01/05/19 6:32:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Short people got snowbody to love

Randy Newman, 1977

30/04/19 23:22:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4268Vivvy En

"FROSTY! I think my pregnanski is nearly over...the SNOWLING'S on its way!" screamed Mrs Frosty as her waters began to defrost.

30/04/19 22:16:23

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 937Scrappy Doo

Worst case of dandruff I've ever seen.

30/04/19 21:40:28

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

"FREEZE you're under arrest"

30/04/19 20:39:32

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Snow bored

30/04/19 20:34:25

 
larry G. Vote score: 1299larry G.

First time skiing on black diamond slope.

30/04/19 20:34:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29611Tony Edwards

Alberto Tomb-a

30/04/19 20:25:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29611Tony Edwards

Ice Cold Alex

30/04/19 20:16:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 937Scrappy Doo

Do you know someone who suffers from Premature Ejaculation?

30/04/19 20:15:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 654Sam Cass

Uh-oh! Looks like someone skipped "leg day"!

30/04/19 20:15:16

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 654Sam Cass

Another rousing morning workout for the Abdominal Snowman.

30/04/19 20:12:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2379Karyn Harrison

🎵 Step into Christmas
Let's join together
We can watch the snow fall forever and ever ...

30/04/19 20:10:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2301Stu Dent

slippery when wrecked

30/04/19 20:05:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4703Dave Bryan

''Looks like he's flaked out again.''

30/04/19 23:08:04

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

All because the lady Loves Milk Tray.
Stuff this i am away home.

30/04/19 22:49:53

 
Dot Old Vote score: 552Dot Old

Ski dope

30/04/19 22:49:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5621Greg Curtis

"This is SO flake."

30/04/19 22:09:25

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

"So here we are ... top 10,000 ski jumpers in ranking order ... Eddie The Eagle finally gets his turn ..."

30/04/19 21:44:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 937Scrappy Doo

The Snows of KillAManjaro

30/04/19 21:41:59

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

"Ski sunday."

" No thanks, I don't like yogurt."

30/04/19 21:18:04

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 92Madeline Charlton

Avalanche? No thanks , I've just had dinner!

30/04/19 20:56:46

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

On his first day as a snow patroller, Jimmy Krankie is reported missing.

(Ok ..ok we all know it's really a middle aged women..but come on ..just go with the flow for fudge sake ..it's only a caption..no harm done ...LONG LIVE THE KRANKIES)

30/04/19 20:56:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2354James Lennox

Glacial melting reveals mankind's last attempt at civilisation also ended badly.

30/04/19 20:38:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4268Vivvy En

♪ Frosty the Slowman ♪

30/04/19 20:33:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3292The Wolf

"I don't know, maybe it's because I'm so outgoing, but whenever I go on a Skiing holiday, I always make new friends"

30/04/19 20:26:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19184John Glover

"Wayne said he'd join us as soon as he's found the little poly' bag of coke he dropped."

30/04/19 20:25:14

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 237Charles Gilbert

Mad Max... Flurry Road.

30/04/19 20:22:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

"No Mike, I clearly said let's HAVE a lunch break"

30/04/19 20:18:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8637Vanessa the Guesser

He's always in such a flurry.

30/04/19 20:08:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2379Karyn Harrison

And this is why snowmen are excluded from the Winter Olympics.

30/04/19 20:06:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"I admire his snowballs."

30/04/19 20:02:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20807Ian Skelding

"Avalanche!"
"Blimey, is it lunchtime alreaaaaaaaah .... "

30/04/19 20:00:14

 
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