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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

"Just how many milkshakes do I gotta drink before I bring boys to the yard?"

19/09/18 20:50:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

"Will someone tell her to move, I can't see what we're supposed to caption."

19/09/18 20:57:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"SHE said she's retaining water; I'd say she's retaining LAKE MICHIGAN."

19/09/18 22:26:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

I truly feel for the flip and the flop.

19/09/18 20:08:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

I'm guessing her husband threw in the towel.

19/09/18 20:02:44

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Next time I'm having my shopping delivered because i have nothing left when I reach home

20/09/18 11:29:24

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

The doctor said I could get diabetes if I carry on like this. I wonder what diabetes taste like.

19/09/18 23:19:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31494Tony Edwards

Because Bertha's stomach is so big, she has to have her gastric band fitted on the outside.

19/09/18 22:21:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Anyone else all of a sudden fancy a doner kebab?

19/09/18 22:12:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

"Believe it or not, I beat anorexia."

19/09/18 21:24:36

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Those denim flares do tend to ride up.

19/09/18 20:30:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Round Robyn

19/09/18 20:12:23

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

What??? It's a diet coke

19/09/18 20:07:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

So sad to see Frank Bruno losing his fight against gaining weight.

19/09/18 20:01:37

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1683Molly Romanov

I'm not really over-sized - it's just that the man there is very small indeed.

19/09/18 20:01:23

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Gluteus MegaMaximus!

22/09/18 20:08:25

 
Zelphalina Tuivaga Zelphalina Tuivaga

"oh this is a thickshake, no wonder those boys didn't show up"

22/09/18 18:47:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

''Why did the obese woman cross the road?''

''To get to her other side.''

20/09/18 7:03:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

Sub-cute anus fat.

20/09/18 6:13:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20369John Glover

"C'mon Jason, I can see you, I've had my energy drink , on your feet, let's get home, I'm ready for another couple of hours of loving an' red hot passion."

19/09/18 23:10:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Leroy liked big women but dairy talk to her?

19/09/18 22:22:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The love child of Rasputia Latimore and Sir Trevor McDonald.

19/09/18 22:12:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

They used to be high heels

19/09/18 21:15:00

 
stone face Vote score: 7502stone face

With her trolley full of electric bulbs,torches and candles, Martha will sell you light.

19/09/18 21:05:29

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Do the Hippo Hippo Shake.

19/09/18 21:05:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Won. I've never seen a lunchbox with wheels before!

19/09/18 20:51:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Slurp's up.

19/09/18 20:47:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

Honey the human steam roller took a short break before finishing the last bit of road

19/09/18 20:36:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

Winnie considered flashing her slush puppies.

19/09/18 20:36:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"The next round is on me"

19/09/18 20:21:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

"Big bubbles."
"Don't let her hear you call her that."

19/09/18 20:20:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Being an American who carries a gun to defend herself, the ammunition belt wouldn't fit around Marlene's waist, so she had to improvise.

19/09/18 20:07:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Shoot-tits

19/09/18 20:02:06

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11613Smuldo

"The Thighs the limit... "

19/09/18 20:02:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8502Chris Keegan

Blimey! Never seen a woman wearing trunks before!

19/09/18 20:00:12

 
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