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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

He had a nagging pain in his shoulder.

31/12/18 8:01:02

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Hold your horses

31/12/18 8:02:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Dead Rum

31/12/18 8:13:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

It's taking a while for my horse to adapt to life in Australia.

31/12/18 8:00:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"He's not going to be able to hold that up furlong."

31/12/18 9:45:35

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2332Charlie Depp

Thorough dead

31/12/18 8:27:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

The story of the Trojan horse was difficult to translate into Mongolian.

31/12/18 9:38:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

Nobody messes with the Albanian cavalry.

31/12/18 9:05:53

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Stable hand

31/12/18 8:24:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

"No use to me, I'm going to flog it."

31/12/18 8:00:06

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

You can take a horse to water, but..........

31/12/18 9:18:39

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2332Charlie Depp

He refused to put him down

31/12/18 8:00:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5422Glyn Evans

"I can transform my arm into a dead horse at a moment's notice - how I will fight crime is anyone's guess..."

31/12/18 8:45:14

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

Mustang Ali .

31/12/18 8:33:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Weighing up the odds

31/12/18 8:01:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Forcemeat! I said get forcemeat stuffing for the turkey!"

31/12/18 10:21:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

"Darling, there's a bloke outside, did you order anything from Tescos?"

31/12/18 10:18:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Equinibrium

31/12/18 8:43:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

Typical female... Doesn't want to get her new shoes messy

31/12/18 8:36:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

GG Top

31/12/18 8:20:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Shireman's lift

31/12/18 8:02:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Only Foals and Hearses

31/12/18 8:00:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1231larry G.

"I'm out of glue."

31/12/18 18:58:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5579Tosser Wivlov

That ain't workin
That's the way you do it

31/12/18 11:31:44

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7723Leroy Brown

Kama Sutra #34 - Inverted horse back

31/12/18 9:40:26

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

A Man Hauled Horse

31/12/18 9:39:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Mr Dead

31/12/18 8:00:14

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 62Anthony Smith

April foal! It's made of polystyrene!

01/01/19 13:20:25

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Meanwhile in I-ran with my hourse

01/01/19 11:02:07

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 239Generic RedHead

High Horse

31/12/18 21:33:06

 
Kate Davies Kate Davies

In a effort to put do Brian at the office party Chris took cow tipping to a whole new level.

31/12/18 18:17:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

He Aintree heavy he’s my Brother’s.

31/12/18 17:24:46

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10829Smuldo

Jockey Wilson

31/12/18 15:26:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4178Kenny Ireland

Non-runner.

31/12/18 14:02:57

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

I'm flogging a dead horse on Ebay.

31/12/18 13:54:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Gregor had seen the headline about an epidemic of horse fly, so pushed his steed over the cliff to see if his was able to.

31/12/18 12:59:54

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 62Anthony Smith

"He' been petrified since he had that night-mare!"

31/12/18 11:12:17

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Yet another of Brian's dead certs.

31/12/18 10:22:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"How did you say Crazy Horse got his name?"

31/12/18 10:11:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

Harry's going to shoulder the lame.

31/12/18 9:50:32

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Flippety-clop

31/12/18 9:43:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

Gulliver loved playing chess with the Lilliputians. "Knight to King 4 and don't spare the horses."

31/12/18 9:36:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

A contender in the Khazak Nontathlon.

31/12/18 9:24:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Dave was always the winner of equine persuits

31/12/18 9:15:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

A Man Called Horse

31/12/18 8:59:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''One of the runners seems reluctant to go into the stalls.''

31/12/18 8:41:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

You shop, we drop

31/12/18 8:31:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

No Aintree past this point.

31/12/18 8:27:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Sheamus the kid was the fastest with a colt in the whole of the west.

31/12/18 8:26:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Dirty Dancing - Kazakhstan

31/12/18 8:24:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Gymkhana

31/12/18 8:24:10

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"I keep having lightmares."

31/12/18 8:21:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1708Crunchy Chords

To intimidate the enemy he made a dramatic show of-horse.

31/12/18 8:20:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Merrylegs had been at the fermented apples again.

31/12/18 8:19:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

He's ballooned over Christmas.

31/12/18 8:17:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''When you've got a minute, Bob, can you attach another one to the front of that yellow car?''

31/12/18 8:14:15

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

He's not very stable on his feet.

31/12/18 8:10:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

"You can stop beating it already, Dave."

31/12/18 8:09:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''He's a bit lazy on the gallops.''

31/12/18 8:01:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Not a Flicka

31/12/18 8:00:57

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Buck up

31/12/18 8:00:07

 
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