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These stairs lead down to the best cellar.
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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 19:06:51

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I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Interesting building. How many stories ?

21/10/18 19:02:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

That's novel.

21/10/18 19:00:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4982Hercules Rockefeller

"No more rooms available. We're all booked up."

21/10/18 19:24:36

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4497Chris Halliwell

A flight of fantasy.

21/10/18 20:42:44

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5345Tosser Wivlov

Oh you did it then. I thought I told you to shelve that idea.

22/10/18 0:17:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27383Tony Edwards

Stairwell read

21/10/18 19:51:13

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 97Generic RedHead

What a novel idea!!

21/10/18 19:21:16

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5345Tosser Wivlov

When I said do the stairs in something red....

22/10/18 0:14:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

"Darling, you know the library fines are building up, don't you?"

21/10/18 19:57:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1184Karyn Harrison

Stair crazy

21/10/18 19:17:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32921Welsh Rarebit

A thirteen step guide to must read books

21/10/18 19:00:07

 
Stewart  Gadfly Stewart Gadfly

They’re all just the same storey...

24/10/18 10:18:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1060Crunchy Chords

Stairway to age eleven

22/10/18 6:30:18

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 15Adrian Purcell

Do you have a set of stairs I could read over a weekend?

22/10/18 4:36:02

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 15Adrian Purcell

Don't use the elevator. They're all done as talking books.

22/10/18 3:48:57

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5345Tosser Wivlov

Careful on the stairs, they're covered in spines.

22/10/18 0:11:52

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 150Scrappy Doo

ILLITERATES:
Take freight elevator.

21/10/18 23:36:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

Step by step reading

21/10/18 22:22:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5293Mr Dome

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Carpet

21/10/18 22:02:53

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 150Scrappy Doo

The wheelchair ramp is A Brief History of Time.

21/10/18 21:02:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32921Welsh Rarebit

I want to move house, but I can't because I don't have the title deeds.

21/10/18 20:58:23

 
Mark England Vote score: 14078Mark England

"Hello Acme Carpenters? There's been a bit of a mix up. I asked you's to fix my staircase and build me a new bookcase.."

21/10/18 20:33:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2027Dave Bryan

''There are another two identical staircases. Shall we read the thirty-nine steps?''

21/10/18 20:23:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3282Chris Keegan

Steps. Always good for a Tragedy.

21/10/18 20:11:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3210Vivvy En

"Do you have 'Upstairs Downstairs'?

21/10/18 20:09:33

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"This escalator is useless. I've been on Treasure Island for weeks."

21/10/18 20:06:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

"We're very pleased with the result. It's been a text book conversion."

21/10/18 20:05:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

Not available in Braille.

21/10/18 19:55:46

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Do they have a Nobel prize for carpentry ?

21/10/18 19:54:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

Chapter House

21/10/18 19:53:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

Not pictured: 'Decline and Fall' by Evelyn Waugh and Don DeLillo's 'Falling Man'.

21/10/18 19:25:12

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Michael Palin's "Tripping Yarns ?" --Charles Gleason
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32921Welsh Rarebit

"Do you think I've got woodworm ?"
"No, but you do have bookworm."

21/10/18 19:22:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

Starecase.

21/10/18 19:21:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3282Chris Keegan

It's the only way he ever goes up for a bath. We like to call them Waterstones.

21/10/18 19:15:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

Upscale reading.

21/10/18 19:12:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17896John Glover

A flight of fancy.

21/10/18 19:06:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1184Karyn Harrison

The orange one is the naughty step.

21/10/18 19:05:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5345Tosser Wivlov

Who dunnit!!

21/10/18 19:04:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 359Stu Dent

Health and safety officials temporarily closed upper floor of house due to leaves on the stairs

21/10/18 19:02:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6352Vanessa the Guesser

Every night after a few drinks, my wife theatrically falls down the stairs.

21/10/18 19:02:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1184Karyn Harrison

A multi story abode

21/10/18 19:02:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"This makes you feel at tome."

21/10/18 19:01:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1184Karyn Harrison

Written in the stairs

21/10/18 19:00:55

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 359Stu Dent

When it comes to antics in the bedroom some people prefer the novel approach

21/10/18 19:00:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1184Karyn Harrison

Tall tales

21/10/18 19:00:19

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4674Paul Reeve

It took pages to build.

21/10/18 19:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32921Welsh Rarebit

Novelty stairs

21/10/18 19:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 314Molly R

The trouble comes when I take one up to read in bed.

21/10/18 19:00:12

 
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