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Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Reader's Digest

17/12/18 20:00:10

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10502Smuldo

"Mr Smith, Its about your Appendix..."

17/12/18 20:01:12

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 460Charlie Depp

Where's Willy?

17/12/18 20:00:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Mr Grey's anatomy

17/12/18 20:00:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

We’re sorry Mr Lecter, you won’t be allowed to bring your recipe book into prison.

17/12/18 20:00:24

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

so that's what happened to Burt Reynolds

17/12/18 22:14:42

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

" Here's the x-ray of Mr Jones after he swallowed a smoke alarm."

17/12/18 20:29:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"I can't seem to find an illustration of the fat layers."
"Have you looked in the Body Mass Index?"

17/12/18 20:28:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

An offal book

17/12/18 20:10:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5070Hercules Rockefeller

The original version of the game Operation wasn't very fun at all.

17/12/18 20:06:34

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This was the photographer's favourite caption and would have got a supervote if I'd had one at the time! It reminded me of playing operation when I was a kid... Thank you for making me laugh so much. --Funny Bean
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"That's a good idea, I'll buy my wife a personal organ-iser for Christmas."

17/12/18 20:01:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

"Oi. Someone's stolen my six pack!"

17/12/18 20:47:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Book Mark

17/12/18 20:00:48

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

Mr Page creasd up when he saw him self in the book.

19/12/18 21:33:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

MANual.

19/12/18 5:45:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

''Throughout my career I have specialised in the colon: I have never been interested in full stops:''

18/12/18 7:06:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 296Scrappy Doo

He really spills his guts in this shocking exposé.

18/12/18 3:21:58

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5409Tosser Wivlov

Well that's a spoiler. He dies.

18/12/18 0:31:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 296Scrappy Doo

A very rare first edition of Playgirl

17/12/18 22:56:14

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 294Lawrence Day

Don't understand how my wife says she can see right through me

17/12/18 22:33:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

New cookbook, The Way To A Man's Heart

17/12/18 21:54:19

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IT'S A COOKBOOK! --Scrappy Doo
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

And there is the answer to why French Men are good at playing with Women because they cannot play with themselves.

17/12/18 21:51:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

🎵 You're so vein, you probably think this book is about you ...

17/12/18 20:27:25

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Simon & Schuster --Scrappy Doo
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Apparently, writing this book was quite an undertaking.

17/12/18 20:16:49

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Scrappy Doo Vote score: 296Scrappy Doo

What's the point in having a centerfold, if there are no genitals?

17/12/18 20:11:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

Eunoch Powell

17/12/18 20:05:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1172Crunchy Chords

"A most engaging book with characters that just leap right off the page"

17/12/18 20:02:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

"I don't know George, I think it's even too revealing for Tinder!"

17/12/18 20:01:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

The Inside Story.

17/12/18 20:00:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

I like a book that takes you right to the heart of the matter.

17/12/18 20:53:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Anatomey

17/12/18 20:43:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3422Vivvy En

"I'm no doctor and I haven't read the book but I think he needs a skin graft"

17/12/18 20:39:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"I can't fault you on the detail, but I did ask you to do a biopsy on Mr Percival, not an autopsy."

17/12/18 20:36:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 103James Lennox

"Healthy shiny hair, rosy red cheeks, strong regular heartbeat ... I'm not sure why you think you need a doctor."

17/12/18 20:35:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

"Pass him the dicktionary."

17/12/18 20:28:44

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

The author has a great body of work.

17/12/18 20:27:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 103James Lennox

This is what happens to pop-up books when you don't open the pages carefully.

17/12/18 20:26:44

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

The book was dropped by the publishers after an internal review.

17/12/18 20:23:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

At least it wasn't meant to be disarming.

17/12/18 20:13:23

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10502Smuldo

"Looks like it's time for my Annual check up... "

17/12/18 20:12:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

An example of an Edwardian extreme paper doll.

17/12/18 20:08:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

A controversial Victorian jump scare engraving.

17/12/18 20:07:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Hannibal Lecter's childhood storybook goes under the hammer at Sotheby's complete with detachable paper doll with missing toe and thumb tip.

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17/12/18 20:05:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Well, it's not a hard-on back edition.

17/12/18 20:04:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

He's a fine physical specimen, but he's got nothing between the thighs!

17/12/18 20:03:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

Can somebody please donate him an organ?

17/12/18 20:01:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

His knob is so small, it must be a book worm.

17/12/18 20:00:33

 
Dot Old Vote score: 175Dot Old

Look mum no hands!

17/12/18 20:00:31

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 460Charlie Depp

Autopsybiography

17/12/18 20:00:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

Winner of the Booker prize for Bits of ya.

17/12/18 20:00:10

 
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