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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Old. Fashioned.

04/05/19 8:14:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20682Ian Skelding

"I'm going to get slade."

04/05/19 9:01:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4237Kenny Ireland

Suzi Cointreau.

04/05/19 17:33:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

"Gran, when I said you need to Spice up your life..."

04/05/19 8:29:42

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 901Karen Oakenfull

Club feet

04/05/19 8:11:00

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

Glam ma

04/05/19 8:01:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Mary Glitter

04/05/19 8:00:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

"What's that about my shoes? Don't change the f*cken subject, just top up my goddamn brandy!"

04/05/19 8:04:58

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

A no nansense outfit.

04/05/19 8:00:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

🎵 D'ya wanna be my Gran, my Gran, my Gran,
D'ya wanna be my Gran, oh yeah... 🎵

04/05/19 8:00:33

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 70Madeline Charlton

The well heeled drinker.

04/05/19 12:28:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

"I used to be in a band, you know - The Sex Pissed Olds."

04/05/19 10:22:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

Retired train driver Ruby still can't part with her platform shoes.

04/05/19 9:02:41

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

Spotted in a dementia care home: Imelda Marcos

04/05/19 8:26:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

Tory leadership latest news: My gran is unable to stand.

04/05/19 8:00:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1259larry G.

Toasting another day with Metamucil.

04/05/19 20:24:47

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10883 Smuldo

🎵These boots are made for croaking... "🎵

04/05/19 13:56:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"A couple of gin and tonics first Mr Smith, then I'll get me leather gear on, find me whip, then we can go upstairs and I'll give you a good thrashing."

04/05/19 13:19:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

I took this picture scrubbing the wee out of Hilda's carpet in her room. It was all peacefully and I'd been there a few minutes then she shouted 'Come on my Spurs'. As there was no footy on the telly I assumed she had dementia. It was then that I noticed her boots at the exact moment she told me she was a dominatrix

04/05/19 12:58:04

 
Joe Vote score: 1579Joe

‘Grandma, what big eyes you have’
‘All the better to see you with’
‘Grandma, what big boots you have’
‘All the better to give someone a good kicking’

04/05/19 12:00:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

Trend sitter

04/05/19 9:27:39

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

Hip Hip Hooraaaaaaggghhhhhh ... double hip replacement coming up

04/05/19 9:07:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

Grandmartini on the rocks with a twist

04/05/19 9:07:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 901Karen Oakenfull

After galavanting about all day, Dot loved nothing more than relaxing in front of the telly with a stiff complan.

04/05/19 8:43:51

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 869Spycenwolf

"Look, Death! Got your teeeeeth!"

04/05/19 8:09:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

"Do you know what nan can't stand? No, seriously, Nan can't stand in those."

04/05/19 8:09:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21872Michael Winner

Wait until you see her husband, Wiggy Stardust.

04/05/19 8:04:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

Lady Grandma

04/05/19 8:00:08

 
Carys Owen Carys Owen

When your tinder date turns out to be more than you bargained for.

05/05/19 14:32:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 164Willie Johnson

"Is this a flat beer or a urine sample. I don't remember."
"Where are my high heeled boots?"

05/05/19 0:36:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 164Willie Johnson

"Here's to..."

(She's been stuck that way for two days because she can't remember who she's toasting.)

05/05/19 0:32:35

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

She's just bought "The Only Bay City Rollers Album You'll Ever Need".

04/05/19 16:48:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9198Neil Mackenzie

I told her those shoes were Seventies but would Joanne 22 listen?

04/05/19 9:45:05

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Gran was enjoying the benefits of her years of bootlegging!

04/05/19 9:15:24

 
Joe Vote score: 1579Joe

Kitty’s heels

04/05/19 9:07:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

Sweet old lady

04/05/19 8:32:44

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

'I had been shut up in these rooms a long time (I don't know how long; you know what time the clocks keep here), when I told him that I wanted a little girl to rear and love, and save from my fate. I had first seen him when I sent for him to lay this place waste for me; having read of him in the newspapers, before I and the world parted. He told me that he would look about him for such an orphan child. One night he brought her here asleep, and I called her Estella.

...Estella is the one who bought me these boots.'

04/05/19 8:26:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

"Life. Don't knock it until you try it."

04/05/19 8:14:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21872Michael Winner

T Rx.

04/05/19 8:07:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''I got them from the day flare home.''

04/05/19 8:03:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

Nanomi Campbell

04/05/19 8:02:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

♪Knees up Mother Brown....♪

04/05/19 8:02:11

 
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