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"...and because of melting ice caps, the Polar Bear can travel up to 150 miles a day, looking for a substantial meal. This one is on the final leg of a 2000 mile round trip to Billingsgate Fish Market.."
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Mark England Vote score: 14216Mark England

"...and because of melting ice caps, the Polar Bear can travel up to 150 miles a day, looking for a substantial meal. This one is on the final leg of a 2000 mile round trip to Billingsgate Fish Market.."

22/10/18 11:37:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4476Chris Keegan

National Rail finally admit the temperature on board their trains during winter months may not be adequate

22/10/18 8:25:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11771Dan Nicholls

Polar express

22/10/18 7:00:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

''Miserable bastard! I only had one foot on the seat.''

22/10/18 7:29:54

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

Arctic Circle line

22/10/18 7:00:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11771Dan Nicholls

Transportation budget cuts hit London Zoo.

22/10/18 7:21:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7212Vanessa the Guesser

Paddington Bear

22/10/18 7:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34277Welsh Rarebit

"I'm looking for my mate, he's a Panda...."

22/10/18 7:51:36

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The trouble is, they don't make sense to newcomers who haven't seen the previous photo. --Pussy Galore
Molly R Vote score: 688Molly R

"We're on the wrong platform, Vera - this must be the Northern Line."

22/10/18 7:00:21

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1276Stu Dent

Where did you get the mushrooms we had for our breakfast the morning.

22/10/18 7:00:15

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 38Anthony Smith

"I'm not going to eat another human for months!"

16/11/18 18:28:09

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Adrian Purcell Vote score: 17Adrian Purcell

No one's been asking me to pay for quite some time now.

23/10/18 2:15:55

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 17Adrian Purcell

Miserable conductor. I hardly mauled anyone.

23/10/18 0:41:04

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"His owner's taking him to a party, Mildred. Apparently he's great at breaking the ice."

22/10/18 10:44:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to leave the train. Only guide dogs are allowed on."
"I thought this was a guide dog. What have they given me?"

22/10/18 10:22:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"He's very flatulent but distinctly minty!"

22/10/18 8:35:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

''He wouldn't let me on without a whale card.''

22/10/18 7:26:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2900Dave Bryan

''Passengers looking for seals are advised to find the gap.''

22/10/18 7:15:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5250Hercules Rockefeller

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

22/10/18 7:01:43

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 38Anthony Smith

"Mind the gap! The gap between me and my next meal!!!"

16/11/18 17:20:12

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Bear tracks

23/10/18 22:01:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 309Dot Old

Huh! I was told the buffet car sold seal.

23/10/18 14:13:09

 
G fj Vote score: 475G fj

"Why aren't you getting on the train?"
"Because of the big pause."

23/10/18 9:25:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Results of global warming.

22/10/18 18:47:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 286Sam Cass

Niklaus promptly left the bus due to the bearly acceptable behaviour of his fellow passengers.

22/10/18 13:27:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18339John Glover

"Oh no, not another bloody shape shifter."

22/10/18 11:11:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18339John Glover

"Don't you think that must be that Grylls bloke Audrey?"

22/10/18 10:28:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1276Stu Dent

World Leader's finally admit Global Walming is going to affect people's everyday lives.

22/10/18 10:01:15

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'That's the last time I use public transport with that frosty reception!'.

22/10/18 9:41:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5887Mr Dome

I can't bear public transport

22/10/18 8:33:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Nanuk how did that Bear get Inuit the Tram.

22/10/18 8:29:29

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1525Funny Bean

"I wouldn’t use the toilet if I were you. I had fish last night."

22/10/18 7:56:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28350Tony Edwards

"You don't usually get polar bears this far south."

22/10/18 7:51:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28350Tony Edwards

"Peppy pops out for some Fox's Glacier Mints."

22/10/18 7:25:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7212Vanessa the Guesser

Marco Polar

22/10/18 7:08:48

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Suddenly, Hilda regretted buying those penguin burgers.

22/10/18 7:08:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19992Ian Skelding

"If that idiot Buddy can do it ... "

22/10/18 7:08:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3679Vivvy En

"Sorry, ladies... I'd sit up the front if I were you."

22/10/18 7:05:50

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"I know DOGS have to be carried on the escalator...."

22/10/18 7:02:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4476Chris Keegan

Polling Station

22/10/18 7:00:56

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1525Funny Bean

"I'm heading south to p-p-pick up some penguins."

22/10/18 7:00:06

 
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