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It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights. 21/06/18 20:07:37 |
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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :)
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Great on the parcel shelf of a car. 23/05/18 14:08:30 |
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You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!!
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one.
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09/11/17 20:34:07 |
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Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone!
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09/10/17 20:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.
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"Why are you leaving the job?" 11/02/17 20:48:38 |
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Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)
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A mass grave of unknown snowmen. 05/02/14 8:00:09 |
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Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f...
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07/08/12 12:27:04 |
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Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident 07/06/12 11:14:26 |
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"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..." 24/03/14 20:00:55 |
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Two Popes elected in Staffordshire 25/08/13 20:51:41 |
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I keep chuckling at this one.
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See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 8:30:37 |
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Genius.
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"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46 |
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This is cracking :-)
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12/11/12 12:00:09 |
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09/11/12 8:13:13 |
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18/09/12 20:10:56 |
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🎵 Relieving on a jet plane. 🎵 24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 11:11:12 |
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24/06/12 11:00:11 |
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Men like him should be put behind bras. 16/05/12 11:03:56 |
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This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile. 02/05/12 20:00:49 |
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Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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30/03/22 12:50:56 |
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No intention to undermine the caption, I liked it and voted for it, but the placard is deliberately satirical. The clues are the "I agree with the SJC" badge and the "myage.us" website (which were both pro equality related), the rainbow flag, ...
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit" 24/06/19 20:30:04 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 8:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :)
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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23/10/18 12:00:17 |
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over" 17/09/18 12:00:08 |
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This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 8:14:55 |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 14:02:48 |
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The final episode of Peppa Pig 02/11/17 8:14:09 |
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The next drink was complimentary. 19/07/16 11:52:50 |
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22/03/16 12:03:32 |
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♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫
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"Where's the snake darling?" 23/01/16 23:08:48 |
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Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.
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22/09/15 20:06:38 |
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20/09/15 20:05:58 |
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Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner.
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57 |
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The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36 |
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27/10/21 12:06:41 |
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Hi all, many thanks for all your kind comments and votes, I'm in bits! I recently took some time off the site however the rehab clearly didn't work and it's great to be back transfixed to my phone in dark corridors with my fellow captionoholics...
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''What have you got to say for yourself?'' 15/10/21 12:09:02 |
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Your cat clearly helped you with this one Dave!
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22/08/21 12:09:12 |
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Lucky Elperro has insisted I invest the prize money into the running of the site, which is very kind of him. Thanks!
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The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base. 26/07/21 8:35:20 |
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Never try to leave a barbers without paying 01/07/21 12:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me.
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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time. 09/04/21 20:18:47 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing.
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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"What do you think Dave?" 28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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"I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress" 26/04/19 9:59:08 |
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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27 |
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I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption...
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01/10/18 20:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments
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"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?" 26/08/18 20:57:14 |
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 20:08:29 |
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Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions. 26/07/18 8:00:44 |
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Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean.
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He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 12:14:18 |
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17/04/17 8:35:16 |
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Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks.
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In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses 23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle
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