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Who ate all the flies?

15/08/14 9:44:18

creative

The Pristine Chapel.

02/07/14 8:00:20

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Just done it..... In your new shoes!

24/06/14 20:00:57

creative x3

Tiddly wink

16/03/14 9:37:01

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"I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..."

05/03/14 20:09:07

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"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"

15/12/13 8:30:56

lol creative x2

Cuepid

27/08/13 20:01:41

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

Trophy wife.

17/01/13 8:02:46

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"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

Ales of the Unexpected

18/09/12 8:17:42

Swindler's Lift    

14/08/12 8:00:16

Water Raleigh and Francis Drake

11/08/12 11:01:06

"Young man, about these airbags you fitted for me..."

13/07/12 20:00:06

Stool pigeon

02/07/12 20:00:17

"Does it come Whitbread?"

25/06/12 20:00:36

“I best be off- the wife’ll be having kittens.”

28/10/11 20:02:31

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Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs

30/09/11 11:29:19

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lol clever

31/05/21 12:46:42

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The guard of honour was great, but the flypast was disappointing.

28/05/21 8:15:40

''Darling, we need to re-seed the lawn. That bear patch looks terrible.''

20/05/21 8:01:33

Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers.

10/05/21 8:15:04

clever x2

You know you're desperate for a shag when you're willing to rip the roof off your house to make a sign.

04/05/21 20:14:26

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lol x3 creative

28/04/21 20:37:01

Racing from Redcar

19/04/21 12:46:24

creative x2

"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish."

17/04/21 12:05:16

clever

Second base camp.

21/03/21 20:53:09

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"JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO"

23/11/20 20:01:37

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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big."

01/11/20 8:03:12

''Let me come with you, Johnny. Don't leave me here alone. I won't be a nuisance. Please, I'm begging you. Listen to me, I'll die if you go.''

''For Christ's sake, Martha, I'm only putting the bins out.''

16/08/20 20:49:00

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"I can't believe you're doing this to me. This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life"

"Sorry babe but you know Thursday is mud wrestling day for me and Dave. I'll be back in time for the first dance"

23/07/20 12:24:05

clever x2

A A Route Planner

01/07/20 20:00:20

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clever

For when you need to answer the call of nature.

27/06/20 12:00:12

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"...and all those in favour of reducing the tax on lettuce?"

29/04/20 20:23:09

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Lucy went to extreme lengths to protect herself from the Coronavirus. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten that opening an umbrella indoors was unlucky and she was run over by a bus on the way home.

28/03/20 20:10:40

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''How are you going to cure me?''

''Just Like That!''

26/02/20 12:03:06

Javelins should only be thrown outdoors.

03/02/20 12:00:41

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This lamb's a bit tough.

19/01/20 13:30:10

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Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital!

26/08/19 20:01:47

Broke Bike Mountain

10/07/19 20:00:10

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There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace

02/07/19 8:40:47

Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas.

30/06/19 20:30:03

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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag."

28/06/19 8:31:55

Four Funerals and a Wedding

20/06/19 12:07:27

clever

"I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring"

12/06/19 12:25:47

clever

Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama

05/06/19 8:10:30

creative clever

One Knight stand!

12/05/19 9:36:14

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Lord of the Rings

05/05/19 8:00:39

When I suddenly saw this in the road I had to break fast.

05/03/19 8:00:15

creative clever

"I'll have the table cloth please"

10/02/19 9:57:28

lol clever x2

He suddenly understood the gravity of the situation.

24/01/19 20:12:55

clever

Turn the other cheek

22/01/19 8:00:08

''Don't worry, his Bach is worse than his bite.''

17/12/18 8:00:36

clever

No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one.

16/12/18 12:00:20

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''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.''

08/11/18 20:16:31

lol creative x2

Police arrange an identity parade for a woman who claims that she was being watched through a keyhole of a swimming pool changing room

22/10/18 20:44:22

"Let's go home Mary. Ten years camping out here and still no sign of the monster."

26/09/18 8:10:46

The Lion Cling.

15/09/18 8:02:14

clever

Forrest Dump

02/09/18 8:22:17

Gnashtray

26/08/18 20:00:24

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" I told you before we got on the plane, to just give him the fuckin bread."

05/08/18 9:40:54

The Grateful Dead

23/07/18 12:45:34

clever

It's a sign of desperation

06/06/18 8:09:42

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For clumsy clots

12/05/18 20:00:07

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Stand up comic

15/04/18 20:04:11

lol creative clever

"Shit, I've left all my groceries at the school gate."

01/03/18 12:46:32

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"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now."

16/12/17 14:52:25

Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind.

30/09/17 12:15:44

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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

22/09/17 20:24:42

It's situated in a close knit community

15/02/17 20:06:24

lol clever

Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders.

18/01/17 13:36:29

'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately'

22/10/16 20:04:29

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I think she's about to toe it away.

09/04/16 12:33:31

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"For the last time, will you stop playing those bloody drums!"

31/03/16 15:07:53

Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo.

08/12/15 12:00:59

clever

Indognito.

12/09/15 9:01:42

Pupcakes

11/09/15 20:00:09

clever

Alcohol de-pendant

26/08/15 20:11:16

lol x2 clever

"Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?"

28/07/15 21:46:14

Grasper Carrot

27/07/15 8:01:25

Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare.

26/07/15 8:00:23

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Just what I need to play my Hip-Op records

16/07/15 12:00:35

creative x2 clever

They have taken the holy vowels.

09/03/15 12:01:50

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" AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!"

26/02/15 8:54:38

Dread Man Walking.

29/10/14 9:04:37

lol clever

Moon River by Henry Mankini

23/10/14 9:02:51

lol clever

# Our kestrel manoevered in the park.

22/09/14 8:30:08

"I took de wheel off 'cause de brakes were Jamming, were Jamming..."

17/09/14 20:03:59

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All those who want to learn how to swim put your hands up.

17/08/14 20:04:37

lol x2 creative

Yes, it really took it's toll on his legs, but Warwick found his passenger numbers increased twenty fold when he attached the larger sidecar.

10/08/14 9:19:28

creative x2

🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..."

05/08/14 20:00:06

The Wife of Pi

20/06/14 13:02:51

lol x2 creative

In-turd.

06/05/14 20:24:46

lol

"Hello, Abbey Taxis? I saw your advert and I'd like to apply for the job"¦"

02/05/14 8:00:07

creative

2B or not 2B

20/02/14 12:00:13

creative

New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins.

19/09/13 12:40:39

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"Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?"

25/08/13 8:00:10

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"Yeah, when we filmed Animal Hospital that Rolf character touched me here ... and other places"

08/08/13 21:15:56

creative

"The milky bras are on me."

05/07/13 12:05:39

lol creative

....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf.

02/05/13 10:03:09

Dentistree.

05/04/13 8:10:10

creative x3

Ani-mating.

20/03/13 13:19:15

Queue Gardens.

08/02/13 20:09:45

lol creative x2

"That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on."

20/01/13 20:35:06

lol x3

Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints.

11/01/13 20:00:08

lol creative

It is often found in Fairies Rings.

05/01/13 12:00:40

"This house is possessed by the Breville."

10/11/12 8:34:41

.....but you didn't turn up til 9!"

27/10/12 12:02:23

Investigators were fairly confident that they had found the John Denver crash site.

27/09/12 20:00:27

Soaprano

17/09/12 20:02:08

He still hasn't stirred

15/09/12 8:23:55

Are you a member of the AA Sir.
Yes but I missed my session today.

10/07/12 20:08:08

"Glove is in the air"

24/06/12 11:16:50

For the love of God Victoria, please eat something.

08/06/12 20:06:33

For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA

05/05/12 20:03:09

Dave never liked fast food.

16/04/12 11:00:46

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Lust in Translation.

27/01/12 11:22:25

£50
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The first passenger flight of Derry Air

15/08/11 11:12:49

The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle.

12/07/21 12:03:54

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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble.

07/07/21 20:01:00

lol

"...and then Barbie said, 'Ken, I'm sick of you, go f*ck yourself'. So I nipped down to Toys R Us, picked you up and here we are"

27/06/21 20:29:49

lol

"Well, it worked with the goldfish..."

23/06/21 8:02:18

Even mutes can get Tourettes

18/05/21 12:17:50

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"Before we can dig you out Mrs Jones can you let go of your dog's lead."

11/05/21 8:08:43

clever x2

"You bloody missed her, I thought you said you were a professional assassin."

29/04/21 12:06:30

Romancing the Stone

20/04/21 8:04:13

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"You're home early."

28/03/21 12:01:21

''I can't see Newcastle avoiding relegation, Gary. They're just too exposed at the back.''

26/03/21 8:33:21

lol clever

'Prince Charles said what?'

10/03/21 8:03:42

lol

"There's a sign outside 'Free fruit for children'.
Well here's the child, I'll have some apples and bananas."

03/03/21 12:15:50

lol x2 creative

"Hello, is that Chris Beach? Listen, I won the January Caption competition bigly and everyone knows it! SO FIND MY MISSING VOTES!!!"

16/02/21 8:00:07

lol creative

I'd been applying for jobs for months, sent thousands of CVs and been rejected on countless occasions. Eventually I lowered my expectations and, although the pay is really crap, I am proud to call myself Trainee Assistant Dung Beetle.

06/01/21 20:00:41

£50
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Blind people: never walk near swamps with an inexperienced guide dog.

05/12/20 20:07:54

"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin."

28/11/20 8:32:51

I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet.

17/11/20 9:17:11

Sarah also had a chest freezer.

21/10/20 15:18:42

clever

Labradoodle

18/09/20 12:18:06

lol

Top tip: when your pets die, have them stuffed and turned into croquet hoops.

13/08/20 12:01:10

creative clever

The cheap seats at the opera are OK. Just make sure you duck when they turn the spotlights on.

31/07/20 8:09:57

clever

The oX Files

04/06/20 20:11:10

lol

''This is a station announcement for all those passengers wishing to commit suicide: The train due to be arriving on platform 1 will now be arriving on Platform 2.''

27/05/20 21:12:30

Due to a bagpipe shortage, Luton's 'Scottish Exile Pipe Band' had to improvise

22/05/20 12:12:57

''I'm absolutely worn out, prowling round Essex all night trying to find a virgin.''

01/05/20 12:13:13

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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in

04/04/20 9:41:59

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"So, I'm just chilling in the garden, minding my own business and having a bit of a snooze, and then it happened. F*cking lawnmower. I know he's bored but the quicker that bastard goes back to work the better"

03/04/20 12:00:39

creative x2

Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦

02/04/20 12:00:09

clever

Message in a Brothel

29/01/20 20:18:23

clever

Pepper pig

01/12/19 20:00:06

£50
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lol

For your rise only

25/11/19 8:00:08

clever

Beef Wellingtons

16/09/19 20:00:05

£50
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"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'."

03/09/19 13:31:20

lol creative

"Must definitely go to Specsavers tomorrow." Joanne said to herself. As she wondered why the train was taking so long to leave the station.

31/08/19 8:14:50

Early gurning centre

14/08/19 8:02:06

Stop Luke and listen.

10/08/19 20:35:10

clever

Shopping Maul

08/08/19 20:44:45

lol x3

I wouldn't put my arson that.

16/07/19 12:04:15

"Good afternoon. Today, we are in Delhi, for the semi finals of the Extreme Jenga Championship.."

30/06/19 12:05:59

Worth a shot

28/06/19 8:21:50

clever

"Well done, dear"

20/06/19 20:01:49

Cash test dummies

12/05/19 20:21:22

The Snuggly Duckling

03/05/19 8:00:09

clever

Goblet

24/04/19 12:51:55

lol

Stewards enquiry after tortoise lodges an official complaint

19/04/19 12:00:37

clever

The tortoise and the hair.

24/02/19 12:28:25

"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes"

16/02/19 12:00:07

creative clever x2

Leading him a stray

09/02/19 8:08:34

creative clever x2

Stig of the dump.

08/12/18 8:59:38

"Fancy going for a spin?"

06/12/18 20:00:46

clever x3

'I'm the bus in-spectre'.

31/10/18 20:17:56

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

"Have you any idea how many people have been looking for you ?"

10/09/18 8:01:18

Gang, nan style

13/08/18 12:00:24

£50
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18/07/18 0:32:15

Yoda Phone

28/06/18 8:15:55

Eaves-droppings

21/06/18 20:33:04

Fruit and nut.

17/06/18 9:35:49

clever

Message in a brothel

16/06/18 20:02:37

The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking.

12/06/18 20:00:13

clever x4

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 20:39:08

clever

"I can hardly walk in these eels!"

01/06/18 8:09:09

"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down."

05/11/17 12:01:38

clever x2

Slumdog pillion heirs

22/08/17 20:04:13

"He needs a clip around the ears."

16/02/17 20:01:30

clever x3

"Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side."

06/02/17 12:18:16

clever

How many times do I have to tell the kids not to accept lifts from strangers?

15/01/17 12:03:17

clever x4

Best Man's Friend

05/12/16 20:12:16

clever x2

"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

lol x2

"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence."

17/10/16 20:31:44

clever x3

Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo.

18/08/16 20:09:46

lol x2 creative clever

The impressive collection from Arkwright's till.

29/06/16 15:13:21

"All I did was order a pint of cider"

02/04/16 20:05:57

creative clever

It's obviously not ground coffee

05/02/16 16:31:02

lol x2

"Shit, so what did we have put down?"

25/01/16 21:58:26

lol

"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord."

25/01/16 8:04:44

Sworded affair

23/11/15 20:07:37

"I reared him myself."

14/10/15 20:10:32

lol x4

Deaf version.

12/10/15 16:30:15

creative x2 clever x3

Honey, have you checked on the twins?

06/10/15 9:41:27

lol creative

We didn't always have hair dryers

23/09/15 12:15:06

lol x2 creative

Eventually they tried other projectiles, but by then the name had stuck: 'catapult'.

20/07/15 8:04:20