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You took a fine time to leave me Loose Wheel. 21/08/23 22:28:45 |
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Just Googled the lyrics to 'Not Fade Away' as I could never understand what Mick Jagger was saying here. I much prefer "I'll dry your shoulders if you'll dry my back" to the actual lyric. Maybe you should've been a songwriter Molly. 😂 I sometimes
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 Boycie |
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14/08/23 13:20:25 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 12:22:25 |
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Stephen Bean |
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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Ian Skelding |
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12/05/23 20:11:27 |
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Dave Bryan |
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When Tom saw what was happening on the other side of the lake he decided to take a gander. 15/04/23 8:25:17, edited: 15/04/23 8:26:48 |
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Curiosity chilled the cat.
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 Peter Houle |
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31/01/23 20:46:09 |
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ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ
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Dave Bryan |
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''Waiter, will the pizza be long?'' 04/01/23 20:00:14, edited: 04/01/23 20:00:38 |
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Vivvy En |
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"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 8:27:36 |
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13/09/22 14:02:12 |
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.... and was almost trunkated.
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Tony S £25 |
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16/06/22 8:07:13 |
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Squeezed out of first place and not quite stinking rich. Well done all the same, Tony!
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C CaMel£50 |
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please
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Vivvy En |
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"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 20:36:21 |
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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :)
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Al Overy£50 |
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10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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Stephen Bean |
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Karen Oakenfull |
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As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day' initiative. 30/03/20 13:59:43 |
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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ...
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Troompa Loompa£25 |
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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks.Stay safe and happy captioning.
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Michelle Purrington £50 |
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I dont mind this beer but I'm normally Intastellar 21/08/19 12:03:00 |
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Has anyone else ever won the monthly prize with their first ever caption on Caption.me? Out of this world effort Michelle, well done.
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Kenny Ireland |
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04/08/19 10:54:15 |
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James Lennox |
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23/03/19 8:46:34 |
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Haha. I don't mind chipping in a tenner for second place (it definitely will not be one of mine)!! Great caption. Genuinely choked on my toast. So thanks for nearly killing me!
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James Lennox £50 |
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22/01/19 8:22:17 |
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Thanks Dave and everyone else. Chuffed to be on the board and loving the spirit of Caption.me. Will continue to represent the hobbits down here in NZ. Cheers all.
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Tony Edwards £50 |
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08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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stone face |
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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face." 03/08/18 8:13:01 |
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Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks.
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Ian Skelding |
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31/05/18 20:00:17 |
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Michael Winner |
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Caution: Chinese Dragon costume thieves operate in this area. 01/05/18 20:16:15 |
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Welsh Rarebit£50 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 8:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-)
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Mark England |
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30/07/13 12:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats!
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Tony Edwards |
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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Cath Jones |
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31/03/13 8:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem.
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Tosser Wivlov |
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They met each other on the web. 15/01/13 20:42:18 |
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Roley Martin |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 21:02:18 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week.
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Smuldo |
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27/08/13 12:57:39 |
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That word play was a double back flip with a full twist. Nicely done!
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Cath Jones |
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 20:07:31 |
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Dan Dan |
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After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07 |
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or else they're just Man U fans
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Pete £100 |
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Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas. 14/09/12 9:00:35 |
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I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous.
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Mr. Toad |
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30/06/12 20:17:18 |
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Ian Skelding |
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03/10/11 11:00:16 |
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James Lennox |
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"I don't like this bit. Skip to the end where I win." Mon 20:01:09 |
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I wouldn't say deep thought on my part, more of an off shoot or tangent inspired by your caption. I do like the way you put it.I also like when there's ideas like this that there's potential to play around with. I wouldn't wan
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Scrijjy Doo |
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Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. 25/08/24 20:04:54 |
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Put the Stella's away glyn
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Dan Nicholls |
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No species is immune to Lego on the floor. 19/08/24 20:14:59 |
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Karen McDonald |
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08/07/24 20:05:02 |
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Al Overy |
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30/05/24 20:00:30 |
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Truly Offal
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Al Overy |
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Despite the doctor's efforts, he left hospital in a box. 31/03/24 20:09:49 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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Better than showing off her Wotsits. 10/03/24 20:31:31 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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"We always take a few magazines to bed." 16/02/24 8:02:26 |
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None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere
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Ian Skelding |
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Jane liked a bowl of surreal in the morning. 08/02/24 8:02:15 |
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Tony S |
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17/01/24 20:04:00 |
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Al Overy |
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15/01/24 8:20:55, edited: 15/01/24 8:49:17 |
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Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂
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Vivvy En |
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"You think you've got problems," said the potatoes. "They gouged our eyes out!" 12/01/24 12:18:23 |
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Stephen Bean |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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Al Overy |
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"Doctor, Doctor I have shooting pains in my stomach!" 09/01/24 12:02:41 |
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Charles Gilbert |
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06/01/24 20:07:58 |
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Stephen Bean |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it!
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Julia Kinsey |
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It was done with cutting hedge technology 02/01/24 8:57:05 |
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Phil Swan |
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“I think my waters have broken “ said Mrs Gulliver 01/11/23 8:07:39 |
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Tony Edwards |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 10:18:42 |
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John Harrison |
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Tiddles was beginning to think he’d need to make his own dinner. 17/01/23 12:00:27 |
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James Lennox |
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*Ding* 13/01/23 12:10:08, edited: 13/01/23 12:31:58 |
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I agree with KT A. This is a killer.
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Stephen Bean |
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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Vanessa the Guesser £50 |
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08/08/20 8:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :)
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Stephen Bean |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.'' 31/03/20 8:04:05 |
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Mark Wilson |
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All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick 12/02/20 20:11:57 |
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Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption.
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Leroy Brown |
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04/08/18 23:47:17 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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26/07/18 13:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :)
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stone face £50 |
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Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition. 07/03/18 8:33:00 |
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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption.
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William Kay |
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It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19 |
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Tony Edwards |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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Lucky Elperro |
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I may have Parkinsons, but I can eat my own ice cream thank you very much. 07/09/15 12:18:26 |
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Kenny Ireland |
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15/06/15 20:18:24 |
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Michael Winner |
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It was several weeks before his landlady realised he'd left without paying. 29/12/14 20:12:10 |
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The following is not a joke; it's a compliment: If you show this image to a thousand people, 950 would just scratch their heads, 49 would make SOME sense out of it...and one, maybe just ONE would be funny. Congratulations! Nice caption, which is ...
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John Harrison |
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14/08/24 8:07:40 |
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Karen McDonald £50 |
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27/05/24 12:35:44, edited: 19/06/24 17:41:54 |
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Karen. Congratulations on creating a caption that meats everyone's approval.
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Mr Dome |
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11/04/24 20:09:15 |
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Stephen Bean |
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02/04/24 8:03:31 |
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Karen McDonald |
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18/02/24 8:01:11 |
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James Lennox |
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"Bloody typical," muttered Dave. "I just paid £25 for mine." 20/01/24 12:10:18 |
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Stephen Bean |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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Stephen Bean |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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No, I said create a sculpture which depicts OUR SOUL. 03/01/24 12:07:17 |
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My favourite this week! 😂
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Al Overy |
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17/12/23 21:11:05 |
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Karyn Harrison |
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09/12/23 12:02:23 |
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Stephen Bean |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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Tony Edwards |
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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Tony S |
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12/11/23 12:03:00 |
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"You can't, I made sure of that!" 😁
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KT A |
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It was the day of Llamageddon. Or was it the Alpacalypse? 28/10/23 8:07:34 |
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Very intelligent caption. Not only are we getting super pun value (two for the price of one), it also solves the identification problem.
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Karen McDonald |
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"Shock therapy can really work for some people. You'd never know, but I've actually had it myself." 27/10/23 12:38:08 |
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Mr Dome |
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[] I am not a robot 26/10/23 9:57:59 |
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Paul Gledhill |
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"It was a good service." 06/10/23 8:18:31 |
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Karyn Harrison |
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07/09/23 20:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 20:05:39 |
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John Harrison |
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29/08/23 12:00:59 |
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Stephen Bean |
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20/08/23 12:01:05 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Well, Jane, it looks like I was right. The trams do run on Sundays.'' 23/07/23 8:55:41 |
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C CaMel |
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15/07/23 8:13:59 |
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Dave Bryan |
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Local residents were becoming increasingly worried about the volume of traffic. 11/07/23 20:34:50, edited: 11/07/23 20:39:47 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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20/05/23 8:01:40 |
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Mr Toad |
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"Thanks doctor, but we'd have preferred not to have met our sperm donor." 25/04/23 14:57:33 |
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Chris Keegan |
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“That’s lovely Santa, but I was actually hoping for a shirt” 18/04/23 12:03:57 |
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