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 Smuldo |
£50  09/10/17 20:28:10 |
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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.
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 Pussy Galore |
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"Why are you leaving the job?" 11/02/17 20:48:38 |
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Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)
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Mark England |
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21/10/16 12:54:20 |
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Cath Jones |
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17/10/15 20:00:07 |
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Cath Jones |
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02/08/15 21:09:56 |
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Tony Edwards |
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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 Helen Llamas |
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20/04/14 20:24:31 |
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Michael Winner |
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A mass grave of unknown snowmen. 05/02/14 8:00:09 |
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Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f...
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C CaMel |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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Dan Dan |
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02/09/12 12:03:49 |
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Cath Jones |
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£100 07/08/12 12:27:04 |
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident 07/06/12 11:14:26 |
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Lyarna Manley |
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15/05/12 11:22:15 |
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Linda D |
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12/05/12 20:00:21 |
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Pablo Cabello |
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05/05/12 20:00:09 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..." 24/03/14 20:00:55 |
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Glyn Evans |
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10/01/14 12:00:12 |
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Or "Marital Kombat" :-)
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Gordon Bannerman |
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Two Popes elected in Staffordshire 25/08/13 20:51:41 |
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I keep chuckling at this one.
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Gayna Dee |
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See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck 12/04/13 8:30:37 |
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Genius.
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John Glover |
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"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?" 18/02/13 12:15:46 |
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This is cracking :-)
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Dan Dan |
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12/11/12 12:00:09 |
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Pete |
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09/11/12 8:13:13 |
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Mark England |
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18/09/12 20:10:56 |
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F Mackay |
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♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬ 24/08/12 12:02:19 |
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John Glover |
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"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!" 06/07/12 11:11:12 |
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Dave Devine |
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24/06/12 11:00:11 |
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Christopher Harris |
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23/06/12 20:00:30 |
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Paul Woolley |
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08/06/12 20:00:06 |
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Pete |
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Men like him should be put behind bras. 16/05/12 11:03:56 |
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Mr. Toad |
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This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile. 02/05/12 20:00:49 |
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Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call
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F Mackay |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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Roley Martin |
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27/10/11 11:17:46 |
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Dave Bryan |
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08/08/21 20:20:57 |
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stone face |
 09/05/21 8:03:42 |
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No intention to undermine the caption, I liked it and voted for it, but the placard is deliberately satirical. The clues are the "I agree with the SJC" badge and the "myage.us" website (which were both pro equality related), the rainbow flag, ...
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Al Overy |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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The Wolf |
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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The Wolf |
£50  10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w...
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The Wolf |
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 20:27:23 |
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Ian Skelding |
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"Right, that's curry sauce, mango chutney, basmati rice, onion bhaji, poppadoms and a Nan." 15/03/20 12:57:09 |
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C CaMel |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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Mark England |
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"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit" 24/06/19 20:30:04 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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£50 Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 8:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.)
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Smuldo |
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04/05/19 20:00:10 |
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Joe |
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02/05/19 14:04:27 |
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Crunchy Chords |
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Mr Dome |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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Stu Dent |
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :)
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C CaMel |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
£50  15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year
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ant knee |
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23/10/18 12:00:17 |
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Funny Bean |
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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Chris Keegan |
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"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over" 17/09/18 12:00:08 |
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John Llamas |
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This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 8:14:55 |
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Smuldo |
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"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..." 06/09/18 14:02:48 |
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Leroy Brown |
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06/08/18 8:23:05 |
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Chris Keegan |
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The final episode of Peppa Pig 02/11/17 8:14:09 |
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Ross Davidson |
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The next drink was complimentary. 19/07/16 11:52:50 |
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Michael Winner |
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22/03/16 12:03:32 |
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♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫
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Lucky Elperro |
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"Where's the snake darling?" 23/01/16 23:08:48 |
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Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.
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Dan Nicholls |
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22/09/15 20:06:38 |
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John Llamas |
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20/09/15 20:05:58 |
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Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner.
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Greg Curtis |
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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57 |
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John Llamas |
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The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''What have you got to say for yourself?'' Fri 12:09:02 |
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Your cat clearly helped you with this one Dave!
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Lucky Elperro |
£50  22/08/21 12:09:12 |
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Lucky Elperro has insisted I invest the prize money into the running of the site, which is very kind of him. Thanks!
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Willie Johnson |
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The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base. 26/07/21 8:35:20 |
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Mark England |
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Never try to leave a barbers without paying 01/07/21 12:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me.
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Tony S |
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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time. 09/04/21 20:18:47 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
£50  25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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C CaMel |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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James Lennox |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing.
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Karyn Harrison |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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James Lennox |
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£50 "What do you think Dave?" 28/04/20 20:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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18/04/20 12:11:28 |
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Stephen Bean |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 22:22:08 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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11/07/19 8:18:11 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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30/04/19 12:21:58 |
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Gavin Smithers |
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"I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress" 26/04/19 9:59:08 |
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Chris Keegan |
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21/04/19 14:14:53 |
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Vivvy En |
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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27 |
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Glad You Remember |
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26/12/18 12:01:59 |
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Tina Flowers |
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28/11/18 21:55:22 |
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I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption...
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Mark England |
£50  01/10/18 20:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments
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stone face |
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"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?" 26/08/18 20:57:14 |
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Pete |
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09/08/18 20:22:44 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 20:08:29 |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions. 26/07/18 8:00:44 |
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Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean.
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Tony Edwards |
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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Stephen Paterson |
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He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 12:14:18 |
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Jonathan Allsopp |
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£50 17/04/17 8:35:16 |
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Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks.
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Mark England |
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In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses 23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle
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Ian Skelding |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work.
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Stephen Paterson |
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22/12/16 12:01:58 |
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Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-)
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Steve Wright |
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£50 Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17 |
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Yeah truly fantastic caption
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Smuldo |
£50  03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers ðŸ˜
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Greg Curtis |
£100  20/08/16 12:15:41 |
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place...
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Tony Edwards |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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Steve Davies |
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"Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14 |
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"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..."
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Tony Edwards |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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