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John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"Shit, I've left all my groceries at the school gate."

01/03/18 12:46:32

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

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WINNER

"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now."

16/12/17 14:52:25

 9
Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :)  --Pussy Galore
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind.

30/09/17 12:15:44

 2
It brings a new meaning to the phrase "I've started so I'll finish"! --Paul Woolley
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

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WINNER

"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

22/09/17 20:24:42

 15
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more!  --C CaMel
Mark England Vote score: 15418Mark England

It's situated in a close knit community

15/02/17 20:06:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders.

18/01/17 13:36:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately'

22/10/16 20:04:29

 1
lol man --sandeep chahal
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

I think she's about to toe it away.

09/04/16 12:33:31

 1
Very funny. --Pete
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"For the last time, will you stop playing those bloody drums!"

31/03/16 15:07:53

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo.

08/12/15 12:00:59

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Indognito.

12/09/15 9:01:42

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Pupcakes

11/09/15 20:00:09

 5
It's a fantastic caption. I'm just unhappy that I didn't think of it (self-flagellation with a thorny branch now begins..) --AXE
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

Alcohol de-pendant

26/08/15 20:11:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?"

28/07/15 21:46:14

 1
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Grasper Carrot

27/07/15 8:01:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13170Dan Nicholls

Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare.

26/07/15 8:00:23

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Just what I need to play my Hip-Op records

16/07/15 12:00:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

They have taken the holy vowels.

09/03/15 12:01:50

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

" AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!"

26/02/15 8:54:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

Dread Man Walking.

29/10/14 9:04:37

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

Moon River by Henry Mankini

23/10/14 9:02:51

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

# Our kestrel manoevered in the park.

22/09/14 8:30:08

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

"I took de wheel off 'cause de brakes were Jamming, were Jamming..."

17/09/14 20:03:59

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

All those who want to learn how to swim put your hands up.

17/08/14 20:04:37

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

Yes, it really took it's toll on his legs, but Warwick found his passenger numbers increased twenty fold when he attached the larger sidecar.

10/08/14 9:19:28

 1
died laughing --sandeep chahal
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

♫ "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..."

05/08/14 20:00:06

 
Doh Nutter Vote score: 16557Doh Nutter

The Wife of Pi

20/06/14 13:02:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

In-turd.

06/05/14 20:24:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

"Hello, Abbey Taxis? I saw your advert and I'd like to apply for the job…"

02/05/14 8:00:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

2B or not 2B

20/02/14 12:00:13

 1
In 3D --John Glover
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins.

19/09/13 12:40:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?"

25/08/13 8:00:10

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"Yeah, when we filmed Animal Hospital that Rolf character touched me here ... and other places"

08/08/13 21:15:56

 2
August's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

"The milky bras are on me."

05/07/13 12:05:39

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf.

02/05/13 10:03:09

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Dentistree.

05/04/13 8:10:10

 1
:o can't believe i opted against using this one :( --Ross Davidson
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Ani-mating.

20/03/13 13:19:15

 3
"see 12:13:43 and 12:47:38" Aw c'mon, thats very nit picky? ani-mating is a play on shagging, the other two don't make the 'mate' part of animate meaning anything other than it's original meaning.  --Spud Gunn
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Queue Gardens.

08/02/13 20:09:45

 2
@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :) --Michael Winner
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

“That looks perfect Neil. We’ll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on.”

20/01/13 20:35:06

 1
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints.

11/01/13 20:00:08

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

It is often found in Fairies Rings.

05/01/13 12:00:40

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

"This house is possessed by the Breville."

10/11/12 8:34:41

 
crm Vote score: 294crm

.....but you didn't turn up til 9!"

27/10/12 12:02:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Investigators were fairly confident that they had found the John Denver crash site.

27/09/12 20:00:27

 3
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

Soaprano

17/09/12 20:02:08

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

He still hasn't stirred

15/09/12 8:23:55

 1
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9440Neil Mackenzie

Are you a member of the AA Sir.
Yes but I missed my session today.

10/07/12 20:08:08

 2
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

"Glove is in the air"

24/06/12 11:16:50

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

For the love of God Victoria, please eat something.

08/06/12 20:06:33

 
Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA

05/05/12 20:03:09

 1
Suzanne Brooks Vote score: 729Suzanne Brooks

Dave never liked fast food.

16/04/12 11:00:46

 1
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3393Pablo Cabello

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WINNER

Lust in Translation.

27/01/12 11:22:25

 11
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

£50
WINNER

The first passenger flight of Derry Air

15/08/11 11:12:49

 14
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

Beef Wellingtons

16/09/19 20:00:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4549Vivvy En

£50
WINNER

"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'."

03/09/19 13:31:20

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Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioning gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
stone face Vote score: 5368stone face

"Must definitely go to Specsavers tomorrow." Joanne said to herself. As she wondered why the train was taking so long to leave the station.

31/08/19 8:14:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

Early gurning centre

14/08/19 8:02:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Stop Luke and listen.

10/08/19 20:35:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

Shopping Maul

08/08/19 20:44:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13170Dan Nicholls

I wouldn't put my arson that.

16/07/19 12:04:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 15418Mark England

"Good afternoon. Today, we are in Delhi, for the semi finals of the Extreme Jenga Championship.."

30/06/19 12:05:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

Worth a shot

28/06/19 8:21:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

"Well done, dear"

20/06/19 20:01:49

 1
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

Cash test dummies

12/05/19 20:21:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

The Snuggly Duckling

03/05/19 8:00:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

Goblet

24/04/19 12:51:55

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

Stewards enquiry after tortoise lodges an official complaint

19/04/19 12:00:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

The tortoise and the hair.

24/02/19 12:28:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes"

16/02/19 12:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Leading him a stray

09/02/19 8:08:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13170Dan Nicholls

Stig of the dump.

08/12/18 8:59:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'I'm the bus in-spectre'.

31/10/18 20:17:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"Have you any idea how many people have been looking for you ?"

10/09/18 8:01:18

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Gang, nan style

13/08/18 12:00:24

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

£50
WINNER

This week on When Dogs Look Like Their Owners:  Piers Morgan.

18/07/18 0:32:15

 15
Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks! --Stephen Paterson
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Yoda Phone

28/06/18 8:15:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Eaves-droppings

21/06/18 20:33:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4324Kenny Ireland

Fruit and nut.

17/06/18 9:35:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Message in a brothel

16/06/18 20:02:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking.

12/06/18 20:00:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4549Vivvy En

Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 20:39:08

 2
Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

"I can hardly walk in these eels!"

01/06/18 8:09:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down."

05/11/17 12:01:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Slumdog pillion heirs

22/08/17 20:04:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"He needs a clip around the ears."

16/02/17 20:01:30

 1
Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears.  --Pussy Galore
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side."

06/02/17 12:18:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

How many times do I have to tell the kids not to accept lifts from strangers?

15/01/17 12:03:17

 1
Thanks for the votes everyone, this is my highest-scoring caption to date. :)  --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Best Man's Friend

05/12/16 20:12:16

 3
Great caption Tony  --Andrea Hickling
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

 1
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence."

17/10/16 20:31:44

 2
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
Smuldo Vote score: 11093Smuldo

Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo.

18/08/16 20:09:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The impressive collection from Arkwright's till.

29/06/16 15:13:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 15418Mark England

"All I did was order a pint of cider"

02/04/16 20:05:57

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

It's obviously not ground coffee

05/02/16 16:31:02

 1
The down votes showing here appear to be the result of a bug I introduced with my recent changes to the voting code. I'll look into this ASAP.  --Chris Beach
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"Shit, so what did we have put down?"

25/01/16 21:58:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord."

25/01/16 8:04:44

 1
Without your brilliant buildup, this caption would have fallen flat. (No pun intended.) Nice job!!!  --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Sworded affair

23/11/15 20:07:37

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19926John Llamas

"I reared him myself."

14/10/15 20:10:32

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3801Lucky Elperro

Deaf version.

12/10/15 16:30:15

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

Honey, have you checked on the twins?

06/10/15 9:41:27

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19926John Llamas

We didn't always have hair dryers

23/09/15 12:15:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

Eventually they tried other projectiles, but by then the name had stuck: 'catapult'.

20/07/15 8:04:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19926John Llamas

Pisa Hut

02/02/15 8:11:39

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

"Paul, you're going out with me now - why does your X have to go everywhere with us?"

09/12/14 20:10:51

 1
Maybe it's a sign of things to come --Ben Samuel
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

Pot belly

20/11/14 8:00:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Deers looking at you kid.

21/10/14 12:53:38

 2
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Reading from top to bottom down the side of the coins...
someone has subtly managed to get a very rude word onto caption.me...
Dirty fluckr!

07/10/14 21:53:27

 3
I think your right on the money there. --Chris Moorhead
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4324Kenny Ireland

Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits.

27/08/14 6:38:03

 
AXE Vote score: 3690AXE

"Damn! I've completely missed the Finnish line"

14/08/14 20:00:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque.

11/08/14 8:08:55

 1
Bless my sole. --John Glover
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee.

03/08/14 8:32:52

 3
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
Doh Nutter Vote score: 16557Doh Nutter

"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then."

22/07/14 8:56:53

 1
Funny and clever. --Michael Monkhouse
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Laughing stock.

17/07/14 12:38:50

 2
I posted one about palmed laughter that didn't quite work, but I'm kicking myself for not getting this. Very apt and succinct. :) --Chris Moorhead
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

In an Espace, no one can hear you scream.

23/06/14 8:04:48

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Lymphomaniac.

13/06/14 13:28:16

 2
Love it, one of those 'I wish I'd thought of that one' moments. --John Glover
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

"Ass to la vista, Baby!"

29/04/14 20:06:34

 6
Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"Ground control to Ginger Tom"

14/04/14 20:08:28

 2
Ginger Tom perhaps? Would get my vote:) --Zac Kramer
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

The tourin' shroud.

26/03/14 12:58:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"Let me atom."

17/03/14 9:23:37

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

"I said "She needs a new collar", you prat".

28/02/14 12:18:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will."

28/12/13 13:41:48

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

We only wear them for special equations.

10/11/13 20:36:45

 1
Undoubtedly Caption of the Week if ever there was one- fantastic! --Michael Winner
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry."

08/08/13 9:01:23

 1
Nice caption. A true laugh... --HillHermit Studios
Smuldo Vote score: 11093Smuldo

A Penis Flytrap.

21/03/13 8:01:28

 3
"There must be easier ways to catch flies" You could fall asleep with your mouth open, then snap it shut when your salt receptors fire. --Spud Gunn
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

Rex marks the Plot.

15/02/13 12:00:46

 2
over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A groom with a view.

09/02/13 8:56:47

 
Mark Leyshon Vote score: 118Mark Leyshon

The early version of Deal or No Deal

16/01/13 9:47:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Salvador Dalek.

13/01/13 10:09:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19926John Llamas

Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult

04/01/13 12:17:10

 4
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Sultans of Swing.

03/01/13 12:39:54

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The offical photographs of Guantanamo Bay don't fool anyone.

03/01/13 12:12:23

 
phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

'Next time I'm having a caesarian.'

05/09/12 12:54:25

 1
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube.

01/09/12 8:25:29

 
Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

It's just a figure of speech.

17/07/12 20:07:56

 
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out.

12/07/12 11:18:32

 1
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

The mourning after the flight before.

10/07/12 12:22:22

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Britain was heading for meltdown

03/07/12 11:12:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet.

14/06/12 11:02:45

 
Walter White Vote score: 336Walter White

"No your Holiness, I said show them your cross"

13/06/12 11:16:16

 2
Antony Ward Vote score: 156Antony Ward

Guns and Rosaries

13/06/12 11:09:12

 1
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Furniture Swearhouse.

28/05/12 20:00:34

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 36980Cath Jones

"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?"

22/05/12 20:23:53

 1
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

A Little me time

11/05/12 11:34:57

 1
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3393Pablo Cabello

Carl's berg.

30/04/12 20:16:40

 1
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

Ive met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.

25/04/12 11:07:27

 1
Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2362Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

Have you seen the new Eddie Murphy trailer?

04/04/12 11:00:08

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

Schindler's Lift.

01/04/12 20:05:39

 8
Bob Geddon Vote score: 94Bob Geddon

How much is that doggie in the Windows?

11/11/11 11:07:51

 7
Shouldn't that be Windows? --Rob Falconer
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Mel and Cauli

02/11/11 11:03:46

 1
Tad T Vote score: 344Tad T

Vishnu were here

26/08/11 11:29:46

 1
stone face Vote score: 5368stone face

"How did we end up here! I told you not to take the last rite."

11/10/19 8:05:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"I've just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all."

20/08/19 12:13:45

 1
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

Gay pride

19/08/19 8:00:09

 1
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4490Stephen Bean

Mythical beast world championship result:
Smaug 0 Medusa 1

02/07/19 12:00:14

 1
Lol --sandeep chahal
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5808Hercules Rockefeller

"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk."

01/07/19 12:03:05

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 423Generic RedHead

"Our next song, 'Stairlift to Heaven'"

10/06/19 4:15:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3006James Lennox

All Day Breakfast

21/05/19 12:00:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

I met her on match.com

18/05/19 12:00:06

 3
She lit up my life. --James Lennox
Dot Old Vote score: 564Dot Old

Mrs Midas

09/05/19 8:00:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

"I'll post this on Faithbook..."

07/05/19 12:00:04

 1
So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13170Dan Nicholls

Gillette, the best a ma'am can get.

04/05/19 22:07:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

Some of us still love a hairy Regina.

04/05/19 20:15:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

How lavish!

24/04/19 20:00:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4490Stephen Bean

Tom and Jerry

18/03/19 8:00:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Forgive me father for I have strimmed

09/03/19 8:04:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3006James Lennox

It was a beautiful wedding, but the honeymoon in France didn't end well.

01/03/19 20:13:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4324Kenny Ireland

"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".

28/02/19 10:05:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19926John Llamas

“.... see Dave, I told you this car was a ‘pussy magnet’. ...”

11/01/19 12:39:44

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

Glastonburied

06/01/19 16:11:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2575Stu Dent

It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship

16/12/18 8:21:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition.

28/11/18 8:00:14

 
stone face Vote score: 5368stone face

You know it's a heatwave when the diving board melts.

22/11/18 13:25:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

''Don't mention the War-burtons.''

08/10/18 21:26:05

 2
Took me a while .... but a vote worthy fun caption.  --John Glover
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2826Karyn Harrison

Poor feller

03/10/18 8:00:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A neck in the pane.

02/10/18 12:02:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

♫ A neigh in the manger ...

27/09/18 20:19:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Knitwork Rail

20/09/18 20:00:28

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2206Crunchy Chords
  Supperhero

05/09/18 20:00:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4549Vivvy En

One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 8:23:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4549Vivvy En

Clearly they have some very bright pupils

30/08/18 20:25:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19926John Llamas

Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected .........

29/08/18 8:16:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

Not the first time Julia had pants around her head.

21/07/18 8:35:09

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Took me ages to get this one. Very good caption 😂 --Ethy
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

The buck stops here

14/06/18 12:00:17

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

I'm waiting for magazine delivery

26/05/18 20:11:53

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Careful, it could be Loaded. --Glad You Remember
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

Drive-by shooting

13/05/18 20:09:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

It's a studio apartment.

26/04/18 8:00:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 15418Mark England

Rice wine made with fox? Those Japanese will eat anything!

22/03/18 12:09:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2206Crunchy Chords
Spandex Ballet

07/02/18 15:38:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"You offer three camels to sleep with me, not only is that insulting, I don't even bloody smoke."

22/11/17 11:15:26

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And an animal used to barter with (allegedly) in the middle east etc. Just thought i’d explain in case Anon didn’t know that  --Mr Dome
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Moira had decided to put all her marital problems on the back burner.

06/11/17 8:18:28

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge"

24/10/17 12:21:13

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

You don't see this on the continent.

15/10/17 12:44:22

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It seems to be holding its own --Mr Dome
Michael Winner Vote score: 22225Michael Winner

Her thighs follow you around the room.

12/10/17 20:18:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13170Dan Nicholls

Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle.

17/01/17 8:08:09

 2
Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Jack and the beans talk.

15/01/17 21:06:30

 3
Very good caption - enjoyed this one! --Dan Nicholls
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13170Dan Nicholls

That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit.

14/01/17 20:03:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5614Glyn Evans

"It's not you, it's me. I need space."

23/10/16 12:16:15

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4795C CaMel

Shortly after she started going downhill fast

17/10/16 13:50:48

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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx  --Andrea Hickling
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