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Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

Great on the parcel shelf of a car.

Nod to everyone.

23/05/18 13:08:30

 4
You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15865Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

 13
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

"How will I recognise you?"

09/11/17 20:34:07

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Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner
Smuldo Vote score: 10380Smuldo

£50
WINNER

  "What the f*ck is PPI...?"

09/10/17 19:28:10

 24
Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.  --Chris Beach
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6822Pussy Galore

"Why are you leaving the job?"
"The doctor says I've got parking zones disease."

11/02/17 20:48:38

 1
Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :)  --Pussy Galore
Mark England Vote score: 14078Mark England

Pros and Cons

21/10/16 11:54:20

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 32921Cath Jones

Prick Teas

17/10/15 19:00:07

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 32921Cath Jones

My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding.

02/08/15 20:09:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27383Tony Edwards

Boltergeists.

15/10/14 7:31:28

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Swiss Army Wife.

20/04/14 19:24:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

A mass grave of unknown snowmen.

05/02/14 8:00:09

 6
Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Feeling cannelloni?

12/11/12 12:07:39

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 11:03:49

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 32921Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 11:27:04

 15
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident

07/06/12 10:14:26

 7
Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 10:22:15

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 19:00:21

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3068Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 19:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..."

24/03/14 20:00:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4888Glyn Evans

Marital Arts

10/01/14 12:00:12

 1
Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Two Popes elected in Staffordshire

25/08/13 19:51:41

 1
I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2594Gayna Dee

See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck

12/04/13 7:30:37

 2
Genius. --Michael Monkhouse
John  Glover Vote score: 17896John Glover

"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?"

18/02/13 12:15:46

 1
This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

 3
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Think in...think out."

09/11/12 8:13:13

 2
Mark England Vote score: 14078Mark England

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 19:10:56

 
F Mackay Vote score: 15865F Mackay

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 11:02:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17896John Glover

"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!"

06/07/12 10:11:12

 2
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Radio waves

24/06/12 10:00:11

 
Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Puzzled look!

23/06/12 19:00:30

 1
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3250Paul Woolley

Bust Stop

08/06/12 19:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Men like him should be put behind bras.

16/05/12 10:03:56

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

02/05/12 19:00:49

 2
Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call --Bad Boy Dennis.
F Mackay Vote score: 15865F Mackay

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Trying to make N's meet.

27/10/11 10:17:46

 2
ant knee Vote score: 1007ant knee

Irritable Owl Syndrome

23/10/18 11:00:17

 2
Funny Bean Vote score: 534Funny Bean


One Million Years P.C.

07/10/18 11:00:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3282Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19480John Llamas

This sort of thing just makes me cross

07/09/18 7:14:55

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10380Smuldo

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 13:02:48

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7677Leroy Brown

Force Feeding

06/08/18 7:23:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3282Chris Keegan

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

The next drink was complimentary.

19/07/16 10:52:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

West Cider Story.

22/03/16 12:03:32

 1
♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫  --Boycie
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3571Lucky Elperro

"Where's the snake darling?"
"Upstairs with the twins."

23/01/16 23:08:48

 3
Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close.  --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11159Dan Nicholls

"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".

22/09/15 19:06:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19480John Llamas

Pasture bedtime

20/09/15 19:05:58

 3
Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5101Greg Curtis

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 8:43:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19480John Llamas

The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach.

29/01/15 12:14:36

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers


'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.

28/11/18 21:55:22

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I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption... --G fj
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