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Ian Skelding

lol x2

creative

Great on the parcel shelf of a car.

Nod to everyone.

23/05/18 13:08:30

You got the record for "the longest fuse" on a caption:45 seconds before I got it...Congrats!!! --Greg Curtis

Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

lol

clever

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En

Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

lol x2

"How will I recognise you?"

09/11/17 20:34:07

Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner

Smuldo

£50
WINNER

lol

09/10/17 19:28:10

Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach

Pussy Galore

lol x2

"Why are you leaving the job?"
"The doctor says I've got parking zones disease."

11/02/17 20:48:38

Thank you for all the votes. That's my highest score to date. :) --Pussy Galore

21/10/16 11:54:20

17/10/15 19:00:07

My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding.

02/08/15 20:09:56

15/10/14 7:31:28

20/04/14 19:24:31

A mass grave of unknown snowmen.

05/02/14 8:00:09

Fitting old jokes to captions isn't what I would do personally but each to their own, there's a big difference between getting inspiration from an old joke and then adapting it and citing an old gag word for word. A nod to the original is good f... --Shandonbelle

C CaMel

Feeling cannelloni?

12/11/12 12:07:39

Dan Dan

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 11:03:49

Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 11:27:04

Gordon Bannerman

Hitch-hiker killed in freak accident

07/06/12 10:14:26

Lyarna Manley

Cliff was holding the fort.

15/05/12 10:22:15

Linda D

Burkha King

12/05/12 19:00:21

Pablo Cabello

The riding's on the wall.

05/05/12 19:00:09

Michael Winner

lol

"Permission to speak, Captain Mainwaring sir..."

24/03/14 20:00:55

10/01/14 12:00:12

Or "Marital Kombat" :-) --Oli Blackwell

Gordon Bannerman

lol x2

Two Popes elected in Staffordshire

25/08/13 19:51:41

I keep chuckling at this one. --Dan Dan

Gayna Dee

lol x2

creative x2

See A Penny..Pick It Up..All The Day You'll Have Good Luck

12/04/13 7:30:37

Genius. --Michael Monkhouse

John Glover

creative x2

"So Mr Smith, are these all the hallucinogenics you have taken, and how are you feeling now?"

18/02/13 12:15:46

This is cracking :-) --Chris Beach

Dan Dan

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

Pete

"Think in...think out."

09/11/12 8:13:13

Mark England

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 19:10:56

F Mackay

♬ Relieving on a jet plane. ♬

24/08/12 11:02:19

John Glover

"Come on out you bastards, I'm supposed to be getting married in half an hour!"

06/07/12 10:11:12

24/06/12 10:00:11

23/06/12 19:00:30

08/06/12 19:00:06

Men like him should be put behind bras.

16/05/12 10:03:56

Mr. Toad

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

02/05/12 19:00:49

Naa they'r just trying to make a brief trunk call --Bad Boy Dennis.

F Mackay

"I've got 10,000 twitter followers."

16/03/12 11:06:48

Roley Martin

Trying to make N's meet.

27/10/11 10:17:46

ant knee

Irritable Owl Syndrome

23/10/18 11:00:17

Funny Bean

lol

One Million Years P.C.

07/10/18 11:00:09

Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

John Llamas

creative

clever

This sort of thing just makes me cross

07/09/18 7:14:55

Smuldo

"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."

06/09/18 13:02:48

Leroy Brown

Force Feeding

06/08/18 7:23:05

Chris Keegan

The final episode of Peppa Pig

02/11/17 8:14:09

Ross Davidson

lol x3

The next drink was complimentary.

19/07/16 10:52:50

22/03/16 12:03:32

♫ I feel slitty, oh so slitty ♫ --Boycie

"Where's the snake darling?"
"Upstairs with the twins."

23/01/16 23:08:48

Hey, Lucky. Like our friend, Zac, I see that you won two out of three in "your row." But, can you sweep a whole row, get a triple? No pressure. Just sayin'...you came pretty close. --Greg Curtis