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"Shit, I've left all my groceries at the school gate."

01/03/18 12:46:32

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"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now."

16/12/17 14:52:25

Brian was incredibly nervous about his upcoming appearance on Mastermind.

30/09/17 12:15:44

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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

22/09/17 20:24:42

It's situated in a close knit community

15/02/17 20:06:24

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Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders.

18/01/17 13:36:29

'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately'

22/10/16 20:04:29

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I think she's about to toe it away.

09/04/16 12:33:31

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"For the last time, will you stop playing those bloody drums!"

31/03/16 15:07:53

Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo.

08/12/15 12:00:59

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Indognito.

12/09/15 9:01:42

Pupcakes

11/09/15 20:00:09

clever

Alcohol de-pendant

26/08/15 20:11:16

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"Why can't we be smuggled into Britain just like the others, in the back of a truck?"

28/07/15 21:46:14

Grasper Carrot

27/07/15 8:01:25

Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare.

26/07/15 8:00:23

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Just what I need to play my Hip-Op records

16/07/15 12:00:35

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They have taken the holy vowels.

09/03/15 12:01:50

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" AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!"

26/02/15 8:54:38

Dread Man Walking.

29/10/14 9:04:37

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Moon River by Henry Mankini

23/10/14 9:02:51

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# Our kestrel manoevered in the park.

22/09/14 8:30:08

"I took de wheel off 'cause de brakes were Jamming, were Jamming..."

17/09/14 20:03:59

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All those who want to learn how to swim put your hands up.

17/08/14 20:04:37

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Yes, it really took it's toll on his legs, but Warwick found his passenger numbers increased twenty fold when he attached the larger sidecar.

10/08/14 9:19:28

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♫ "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..."

05/08/14 20:00:06

The Wife of Pi

20/06/14 13:02:51

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In-turd.

06/05/14 20:24:46

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"Hello, Abbey Taxis? I saw your advert and I'd like to apply for the job…"

02/05/14 8:00:07

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2B or not 2B

20/02/14 12:00:13

creative

New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins.

19/09/13 12:40:39

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"Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?"

25/08/13 8:00:10

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"Yeah, when we filmed Animal Hospital that Rolf character touched me here ... and other places"

08/08/13 21:15:56

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"The milky bras are on me."

05/07/13 12:05:39

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....place casserole in oven, stand on top shelf.

02/05/13 10:03:09

Dentistree.

05/04/13 8:10:10

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Ani-mating.

20/03/13 13:19:15

Queue Gardens.

08/02/13 20:09:45

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“That looks perfect Neil. We’ll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on.”

20/01/13 20:35:06

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Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints.

11/01/13 20:00:08

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It is often found in Fairies Rings.

05/01/13 12:00:40

"This house is possessed by the Breville."

10/11/12 8:34:41

.....but you didn't turn up til 9!"

27/10/12 12:02:23

Investigators were fairly confident that they had found the John Denver crash site.

27/09/12 20:00:27

Soaprano

17/09/12 20:02:08

He still hasn't stirred

15/09/12 8:23:55

Are you a member of the AA Sir.
Yes but I missed my session today.

10/07/12 20:08:08

"Glove is in the air"

24/06/12 11:16:50

For the love of God Victoria, please eat something.

08/06/12 20:06:33

For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA

05/05/12 20:03:09

Dave never liked fast food.

16/04/12 11:00:46

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Lust in Translation.

27/01/12 11:22:25

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The first passenger flight of Derry Air

15/08/11 11:12:49

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Beef Wellingtons

16/09/19 20:00:05

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"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'."

03/09/19 13:31:20

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"Must definitely go to Specsavers tomorrow." Joanne said to herself. As she wondered why the train was taking so long to leave the station.

31/08/19 8:14:50

Early gurning centre

14/08/19 8:02:06

Stop Luke and listen.

10/08/19 20:35:10

clever

Shopping Maul

08/08/19 20:44:45

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I wouldn't put my arson that.

16/07/19 12:04:15

"Good afternoon. Today, we are in Delhi, for the semi finals of the Extreme Jenga Championship.."

30/06/19 12:05:59

Worth a shot

28/06/19 8:21:50

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"Well done, dear"

20/06/19 20:01:49

Cash test dummies

12/05/19 20:21:22

The Snuggly Duckling

03/05/19 8:00:09

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Goblet

24/04/19 12:51:55

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Stewards enquiry after tortoise lodges an official complaint

19/04/19 12:00:37

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The tortoise and the hair.

24/02/19 12:28:25

"Borrow the car? Oh Philip, you do make one laugh sometimes"

16/02/19 12:00:07

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Leading him a stray

09/02/19 8:08:34

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Stig of the dump.

08/12/18 8:59:38

Fancy going for a spin?

06/12/18 20:00:46

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'I'm the bus in-spectre'.

31/10/18 20:17:56

Drum kit

21/10/18 12:00:14

"Have you any idea how many people have been looking for you ?"

10/09/18 8:01:18

Gang, nan style

13/08/18 12:00:24

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18/07/18 0:32:15

Yoda Phone

28/06/18 8:15:55

Eaves-droppings

21/06/18 20:33:04

Fruit and nut.

17/06/18 9:35:49

clever

Message in a brothel

16/06/18 20:02:37

The Invisible Man gets a right good kicking.

12/06/18 20:00:13

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Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot

11/06/18 20:39:08

clever

"I can hardly walk in these eels!"

01/06/18 8:09:09

"Bloody hell Jim, now you put the toilet seat down."

05/11/17 12:01:38

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Slumdog pillion heirs

22/08/17 20:04:13

"He needs a clip around the ears."

16/02/17 20:01:30

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"Yes, I am an architect, but I compile crossword puzzles on the side."

06/02/17 12:18:16

clever

How many times do I have to tell the kids not to accept lifts from strangers?

15/01/17 12:03:17

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Best Man's Friend

05/12/16 20:12:16

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"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence."

17/10/16 20:31:44

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Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo.

18/08/16 20:09:46

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The impressive collection from Arkwright's till.

29/06/16 15:13:21

"All I did was order a pint of cider"

02/04/16 20:05:57

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It's obviously not ground coffee

05/02/16 16:31:02

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"Shit, so what did we have put down?"

25/01/16 21:58:26

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"Sonja, for chrissakes, pull the cord."

25/01/16 8:04:44

Sworded affair

23/11/15 20:07:37

"I reared him myself."

14/10/15 20:10:32

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Deaf version.

12/10/15 16:30:15

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Honey, have you checked on the twins?

06/10/15 9:41:27

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We didn't always have hair dryers

23/09/15 12:15:06

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Eventually they tried other projectiles, but by then the name had stuck: 'catapult'.

20/07/15 8:04:20

clever

Pisa Hut

02/02/15 8:11:39

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"Paul, you're going out with me now - why does your X have to go everywhere with us?"

09/12/14 20:10:51

Pot belly

20/11/14 8:00:08

clever

Deers looking at you kid.

21/10/14 12:53:38

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Reading from top to bottom down the side of the coins...
someone has subtly managed to get a very rude word onto caption.me...
Dirty fluckr!

07/10/14 21:53:27

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Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits.

27/08/14 6:38:03

"Damn! I've completely missed the Finnish line"

14/08/14 20:00:04

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There's always one practical joker outside a Mosque.

11/08/14 8:08:55

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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee.

03/08/14 8:32:52

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"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then."

22/07/14 8:56:53

Laughing stock.

17/07/14 12:38:50

creative

In an Espace, no one can hear you scream.

23/06/14 8:04:48

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Lymphomaniac.

13/06/14 13:28:16

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"Ass to la vista, Baby!"

29/04/14 20:06:34

"Ground control to Ginger Tom"

14/04/14 20:08:28

creative

The tourin' shroud.

26/03/14 12:58:08

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"Let me atom."

17/03/14 9:23:37

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"I said "She needs a new collar", you prat".

28/02/14 12:18:07

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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will."

28/12/13 13:41:48

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We only wear them for special equations.

10/11/13 20:36:45

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"Not much longer now sweetheart, you're nearly dry."

08/08/13 9:01:23

A Penis Flytrap.

21/03/13 8:01:28

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Rex marks the Plot.

15/02/13 12:00:46

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A groom with a view.

09/02/13 8:56:47

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The early version of Deal or No Deal

16/01/13 9:47:12

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Salvador Dalek.

13/01/13 10:09:51

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Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult

04/01/13 12:17:10

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Sultans of Swing.

03/01/13 12:39:54

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The offical photographs of Guantanamo Bay don't fool anyone.

03/01/13 12:12:23

'Next time I'm having a caesarian.'

05/09/12 12:54:25

Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube.

01/09/12 8:25:29

It's just a figure of speech.

17/07/12 20:07:56

For safety of other drivers I think we should put a few cones out.

12/07/12 11:18:32

The mourning after the flight before.

10/07/12 12:22:22

Britain was heading for meltdown

03/07/12 11:12:55

Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet.

14/06/12 11:02:45

"No your Holiness, I said show them your cross"

13/06/12 11:16:16

Guns and Rosaries

13/06/12 11:09:12

Furniture Swearhouse.

28/05/12 20:00:34

"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?"

22/05/12 20:23:53

A Little me time

11/05/12 11:34:57

Carl's berg.

30/04/12 20:16:40

�I�ve met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.�

25/04/12 11:07:27

Have you seen the new Eddie Murphy trailer?

04/04/12 11:00:08

Schindler's Lift.

01/04/12 20:05:39

How much is that doggie in the Windows?

11/11/11 11:07:51

Mel and Cauli

02/11/11 11:03:46

Vishnu were here

26/08/11 11:29:46

"How did we end up here! I told you not to take the last rite."

11/10/19 8:05:18

creative

"I've just come to warn you that Abbot Twa is not a monk whose coming to bless you all."

20/08/19 12:13:45

Gay pride

19/08/19 8:00:09

clever

Mythical beast world championship result:
Smaug 0 Medusa 1

02/07/19 12:00:14

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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk."

01/07/19 12:03:05

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"Our next song, 'Stairlift to Heaven'"

10/06/19 4:15:35

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All Day Breakfast

21/05/19 12:00:27

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I met her on match.com

18/05/19 12:00:06

clever

Mrs Midas

09/05/19 8:00:48

"I'll post this on Faithbook..."

07/05/19 12:00:04

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Gillette, the best a ma'am can get.

04/05/19 22:07:05

clever

Some of us still love a hairy Regina.

04/05/19 20:15:39

How lavish!

24/04/19 20:00:24

Tom and Jerry

18/03/19 8:00:04

Forgive me father for I have strimmed

09/03/19 8:04:07

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It was a beautiful wedding, but the honeymoon in France didn't end well.

01/03/19 20:13:39

"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot".

28/02/19 10:05:00

“.... see Dave, I told you this car was a ‘pussy magnet’. ...”

11/01/19 12:39:44

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Glastonburied

06/01/19 16:11:04

It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship

16/12/18 8:21:28

For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition.

28/11/18 8:00:14

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You know it's a heatwave when the diving board melts.

22/11/18 13:25:11

lol

''Don't mention the War-burtons.''

08/10/18 21:26:05

Poor feller

03/10/18 8:00:30

A neck in the pane.

02/10/18 12:02:17

lol creative

♫ A neigh in the manger ...

27/09/18 20:19:40

Knitwork Rail

20/09/18 20:00:28

05/09/18 20:00:08

One of my rasher purchases

01/09/18 8:23:17

Clearly they have some very bright pupils

30/08/18 20:25:06

clever

Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected .........

29/08/18 8:16:55

clever x2

Not the first time Julia had pants around her head.

21/07/18 8:35:09

The buck stops here

14/06/18 12:00:17

clever

I'm waiting for magazine delivery

26/05/18 20:11:53

clever

Drive-by shooting

13/05/18 20:09:48

clever x2

It's a studio apartment.

26/04/18 8:00:11

creative

Rice wine made with fox? Those Japanese will eat anything!

22/03/18 12:09:42

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07/02/18 15:38:41

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"You offer three camels to sleep with me, not only is that insulting, I don't even bloody smoke."

22/11/17 11:15:26

Moira had decided to put all her marital problems on the back burner.

06/11/17 8:18:28

"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge"

24/10/17 12:21:13

clever x4

You don't see this on the continent.

15/10/17 12:44:22

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Her thighs follow you around the room.

12/10/17 20:18:45

clever

Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle.

17/01/17 8:08:09

clever

Jack and the beans talk.

15/01/17 21:06:30

That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit.

14/01/17 20:03:37

clever

"It's not you, it's me. I need space."

23/10/16 12:16:15

Shortly after she started going downhill fast

17/10/16 13:50:48