lol

They met each other on the web.

15/01/13 20:42:18

"Fucking Flies."

15/01/13 20:07:06

lol x2 creative

Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver.

15/01/13 20:34:25

lol

"Hurry up love i've got some soup to fall into".

15/01/13 20:04:54

The Fly Who Shagged Me.

15/01/13 21:39:13

Relax Babe.......I'd never hurt a fly

15/01/13 20:07:24

Buggery

15/01/13 22:01:36

lol

Fly-fucking, by J R Hartley

15/01/13 20:23:03

creative

Jeff Goldblum and his partner sneak off for a quick shag.

15/01/13 20:00:19

He's been doing that for hours- he must be Spanish.

15/01/13 20:14:16

...and I thought you were a blowfly.

15/01/13 20:00:55

"Yes, I Larva you too!"

15/01/13 20:00:07

Pornografly.

16/01/13 1:14:54

I love it: You smell like shit!

15/01/13 20:31:30

I've had my eye on you since you were a maggot.

15/01/13 20:03:22

Please beware of Insex.

15/01/13 20:00:12

"Yeah baby, that's swat I like."

16/01/13 1:16:52

Just another One Flight Stand.

15/01/13 21:00:07

"look out! Its a Raid".

15/01/13 20:54:57

Fliagra

15/01/13 20:24:12

After his first sexual experience, Freddy was buzzing.

15/01/13 20:03:47

Tsextse fly.

15/01/13 20:02:08

I thought I'd booked to fly Virgin!

16/01/13 8:58:41

"Aaaargh, I've been covered in fly spray."

16/01/13 1:27:49

"You'd better put a crash helmet on baby, you're gonna go through that window tonight."

15/01/13 22:41:25

During sex, Fay the fly loved a good spanking, but unfortunately for her, Freddy picked up the bug zapper instead of the tennis racket and killed her with a 300 volt shock.

15/01/13 21:58:21

Buzzcocks rule OK.

15/01/13 21:20:15

Venus Flytrap.

15/01/13 20:52:50

"and promise me you'll stay off the bottle".

15/01/13 20:46:13

"I'm sorry love, I just can't do it with that David Attenborough watching."

15/01/13 20:39:41

Flies Unzipped!

15/01/13 20:28:19

Swat The Window Cleaner Saw.

15/01/13 20:15:12

♫ Come, fly, with me. ♫

15/01/13 20:11:52

"I'm trying to be uninhibited darling but I'm sure those woodworm are watching us again"

15/01/13 20:06:03

You're full of shit as usual Fred

15/01/13 20:05:11

Two Flies on a window sill. One says to the other:- Do you come here often?
The other replies:- Aaaahhhhh!!!!!

15/01/13 20:00:13