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William Kay
signed up: 8 years, 11 months ago
profile viewed: 2 time(s) this week
caption quota: 10
votes given since joining: 248
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I am a freelance photographer, artist and graphic designer.
Age: 8
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It was definitely a no fly zone. 20/01/17 12:40:19 |
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30/07/12 11:02:32 |
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Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show ‘Take Me Out’ a little too literally. 22/06/13 13:27:18 |
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12/06/12 11:32:29 |
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29/07/12 11:02:52 |
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08/06/12 20:01:06 |
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05/12/11 20:00:09 |
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Peter and Mary were into light bondage. 17/11/11 21:00:36 |
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24/01/17 20:17:46 |
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Dave got off his horse to drink his milk. 18/05/14 9:34:26 |
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18/06/13 8:13:38 |
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06/06/13 12:37:17 |
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...and remember: I'll be right here if you need meat. --Greg Curtis
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25/06/12 20:00:46 |
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Joseph wasnt too happy at being left to do all the donkey work. 23/12/11 20:15:31 |
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10/11/11 21:13:57 |
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Thanks to everyone who has voted for me! :-) --William Kay
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It was Jeff’s turn to host the Roy Orbison fanclub’s annual get together. 21/05/14 8:47:15 |
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27/05/13 21:35:08 |
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28/07/12 20:20:26 |
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16/07/12 20:00:27 |
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07/12/11 20:03:36 |
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19/08/18 21:07:40 |
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It would barely paper over the crack. 24/06/13 8:22:45 |
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It was a clear case of Police brew-tality. 15/11/11 22:08:03 |
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The choux is on the other foot 18/08/18 12:49:04 |
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05/07/14 20:22:45 |
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“Mr Bowie, your space oddity has arrived.” 21/05/14 14:56:58 |
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16/05/14 9:12:49 |
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06/06/13 12:00:11 |
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04/06/13 14:53:33 |
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22/07/12 20:00:18 |
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28/01/17 20:49:02 |
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Somehow France’s answer to the Great Sphinx of Giza didn’t quite cut the mustard. 20/01/17 12:37:05 |
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22/05/14 20:58:18 |
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The local Korean restaurant had run out of their signature dish. 25/06/13 20:39:27 |
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There was a Price on Evil Bert’s head 05/06/13 20:00:10 |
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30/07/12 11:00:08 |
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21/07/12 20:01:34 |
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11/07/12 11:00:31 |
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06/12/11 20:51:48 |
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01/12/11 20:00:14 |
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14/11/11 21:45:16 |
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05/07/14 12:00:11 |
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24/06/13 12:00:29 |
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The girls failed in their attempt to start a mutiny on the Mountie. 22/06/13 13:19:34 |
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11/06/13 8:01:27 |
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Proof that you should feed your cat a balanced diet. 04/06/13 20:18:33 |
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04/06/13 20:00:14 |
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The Desert Storm food is so hot that some call it a weapon of ass destruction. 04/06/13 9:08:36 |
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They were mermaid for each other. 29/05/13 14:44:53 |
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20/07/12 11:01:19 |
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04/07/12 20:00:48 |
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Jeff cut off his nose, eyes, ears, mouth and hair to spite his face. 26/06/12 20:21:22 |
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24/06/12 11:10:16 |
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10/06/12 11:02:22 |
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02/01/12 21:36:03 |
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We're gonna need a bigger phone box. 06/12/11 20:25:12 |
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Peter was up for some afternoon de-light. 17/11/11 20:39:40 |
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01/02/17 12:00:12 |
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In a good, or bad way? --William Kay
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The new company logo decal proved they were a Mickey Mouse organisation. 12/01/17 21:25:01 |
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In a weird game of formaldehyde and seek, Daisy attempted to evade capture by Damien Hirst. 12/01/17 20:37:05 |
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27/01/17 8:58:02 |
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24/01/17 20:43:50 |
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Dave was getting a little old for the baby carrier. 20/05/14 8:31:50 |
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The Kama Sutra washing machine position was both dirty and clean at the same time. 28/06/13 20:12:53 |
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It was a nice summer’s day and Liz had decided to wear her little black number. 28/06/13 8:17:04 |
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27/06/13 20:35:04 |
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It's not Córdoba until the fat laddie sings. 22/06/13 20:09:15 |
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14/06/13 20:08:39 |
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10/06/13 12:00:07 |
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03/06/13 8:04:56 |
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chuckle chuckle --Ross Davidson
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09/06/12 12:13:42 |
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Put the cat amongst the religions. 03/01/12 20:58:49 |
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02/01/12 20:50:46 |
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Lady Ga Ga had a few storkers. 28/11/11 20:02:24 |
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20/11/11 20:12:43 |
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The eyewitnesses have described the suspect as a well known tea leaf. 15/11/11 20:53:59 |
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Tom was diagnosed with borderline skip-zophrenia 11/11/11 21:13:03 |
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Big Willie’s neighbour had pianist envy 07/02/17 15:19:01 |
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Ostrich racing will never take off. 05/02/17 22:41:43 |
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14/01/17 12:38:43 |
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It was a sure sign that Dick was going in the right erection. 12/01/17 15:16:35 |
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Christ, look what the big cat dragged in! 06/07/14 17:16:56 |
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Jeff had unwittingly painted himself into a corner. 24/05/14 10:43:31 |
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19/05/14 20:22:34 |
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30/08/13 8:50:07 |
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26/06/13 8:32:45 |
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You'll wonder where the teeth went when you brush your teeth with Pepsi-dent. 23/06/13 21:43:17 |
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20/06/13 20:32:37 |
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01/06/13 12:35:35 |
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Bob couldn’t wait to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle. 29/05/13 14:50:16 |
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27/07/12 12:09:25 |
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22/07/12 20:06:28 |
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04/07/12 20:00:36 |
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26/06/12 20:00:12 |
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11/06/12 20:26:50 |
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09/06/12 20:00:12 |
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Parisian touristsget an eiffel. 08/06/12 20:00:21 |
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The rogue fireman acted with evil in tent. 08/06/12 11:27:47 |
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06/06/12 12:13:45 |
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05/12/11 20:10:33 |
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To boldly go where no car has gone before - Smart Trek 01/12/11 11:30:59 |
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Cleanliness is next to dogliness 21/11/11 11:00:15 |
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20/11/11 20:36:16 |
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20/11/11 11:22:02 |
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17/11/11 21:55:35 |
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The last thing the suspect said was... I could murder a cup of tea. 15/11/11 21:04:07 |
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15/11/11 17:50:20 |
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26/05/14 10:37:02 |
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24/05/14 20:32:12 |
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Jenny learned the hard way that a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. 29/06/13 12:05:07 |
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Since the demise of Balamory, Archie the Inventor had let his house fall into disrepair. 26/06/13 12:00:41 |
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24/06/13 20:07:29 |
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Córdoba, Obesity of Culture 2016 22/06/13 22:24:19 |
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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
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19/06/13 21:18:20 |
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18/06/13 22:25:04 |
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09/06/13 9:42:07 |
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29/07/12 20:00:24 |
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22/07/12 11:00:28 |
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03/07/12 11:05:44 |
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02/07/12 20:06:53 |
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Thinking of a funny caption can be painfully slow. 26/06/12 11:01:07 |
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12/06/12 11:18:26 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of Africas Got Talent. 10/06/12 20:19:41 |
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06/06/12 20:01:39 |
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09/01/12 20:09:19 |
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02/01/12 20:17:28 |
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28/12/11 15:00:07 |
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Mary had an unhealthy obsession with long necks. It was a classic case of neckrophilia. 28/11/11 20:49:32 |
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24/11/11 19:21:28 |
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15/11/11 17:38:52 |
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13/11/11 13:15:50 |
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13/11/11 11:35:07 |
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19/08/18 10:10:59 |
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07/02/17 8:29:45 |
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Tom took the mannequin challenge a little too far. 28/01/17 20:43:38 |
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You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you smash your teeth in an experiment. 13/01/17 21:47:55 |
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Hoots mon, there's a moose loose, in the Ronald McDonald hoose 19/08/18 21:14:15 |
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She’s lucky she wasn’t around during the famine. 05/02/17 0:08:34 |
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I’d been busy with other things and for some reason this image past me by. The crazy thing is I came up with it days ago. Ah well, you win some you loose some. --William Kay
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02/02/17 8:47:23 |
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29/01/17 20:04:00 |
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27/01/17 15:23:05 |
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It was a eye catching illustration. 22/01/17 9:57:19 |
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It was a lovely house, however, at £1000 a month he couldn’t Kermit to it. 20/01/17 12:45:37 |
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14/01/17 13:43:30 |
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♫ Got To Get You Into My Knife ♫ 06/07/14 20:17:35 |
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18/05/14 20:00:13 |
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30/08/13 8:18:22 |
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They always fought like brat and dog. 29/06/13 12:04:10 |
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29/06/13 9:04:21 |
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26/06/13 23:28:47 |
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It was an all out cold war, as John was keeled over in a Prosumo affair to remember. 23/06/13 11:13:32 |
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19/06/13 12:00:16 |
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15/06/13 12:15:06 |
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06/06/13 21:02:23 |
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Chief cook and bottle smasher. 31/05/13 8:28:22 |
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30/05/13 20:48:12 |
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Weapons of boarding pass destruction. 30/07/12 20:00:28 |
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29/07/12 20:20:20 |
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28/07/12 20:27:49 |
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18/07/12 11:00:15 |
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Monstrous carbuncle on the face of an old friend. 25/06/12 11:12:32 |
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12/06/12 11:32:51 |
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12/06/12 11:24:29 |
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30/12/11 20:52:40 |
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04/12/11 11:30:14 |
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The BBCs new kitchen sink drama was a ratings dishaster. 03/12/11 16:03:27 |
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29/11/11 20:01:01 |
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24/11/11 20:00:39 |
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21/11/11 20:00:36 |
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20/11/11 12:07:06 |
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20/11/11 11:22:38 |
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Young Magician of the Year, Magic Wanda had conjured up another great fish-appearing act. 17/11/11 17:48:20 |
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Tom wasnt sure whether to add the milk, as he feared that his shoe would turn into Mush Puppies. 16/11/11 11:48:23 |
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16/11/11 11:17:05 |
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The Typhoo...n caused havoc at the Boston tea party. 15/11/11 20:58:17 |
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Pupillion the Papillion dogged into Interpet Rexplorer to check if he had any flea-mail. 11/11/11 14:19:15 |
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The new Ann Summers Funnel of Love toy was beginning to attract some interest. 10/11/11 20:57:36 |
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Now cover in shoe pastry before baking at gas mark 6, 200 degrees celsius. 18/08/18 12:20:56 |
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18/08/18 12:15:37 |
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21/02/17 20:04:35 |
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I realise you’re trying to impress your new employers on your first day, however, it’s your own car! 11/02/17 21:56:44 |
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🎵 I Do Lick To Be Beside The Seaside 🎵 09/02/17 18:33:56 |
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08/02/17 11:16:35 |
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Judging by the Ford owners parking, he’s driven off piste. 07/02/17 20:23:32 |
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The talented architect also designed a unique range of crossword inspired jewellery. 06/02/17 14:40:37 |
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My caption was a play on the phrase Sex Kitten. However I’m happy to give a nod to 12:11:59. Although I don’t immediately see any link.
3:25pm
comment on caption:
Pyrex Kitten [William Kay]
No just leave it, it doesn't bother me :)
7:19pm
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Eye Handy [William Kay]
Nod to: 10.26 24
2:31pm
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Butter-fly off the handle [William Kay]
Too Obvious !
4:48pm
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Art Ghetto [William Kay]
In a good, or bad way?
9:45pm
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Art Ghetto [William Kay]
Why so late?
3:37am
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She’s lucky she wasn’t around during the famine. [William Kay]
I’d been busy with other things and for some reason this image past me by. The crazy thing is I came up with it days ago. Ah well, you win some you loose some.
10:34am
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She’s lucky she wasn’t around during the famine. [William Kay]
see 20.40.58
12:25pm
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I never voted for this photo, it’s not my cup of tea. [William Kay]
Ah, the system never flagged it as a copy. Thanks for letting me know.
Nod to: 20.40.58
12:30pm
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I never voted for this photo, it’s not my cup of tea. [William Kay]
I think that fish has swum
see 12.26.09
3:32pm
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Sleeping with the fishes [William Kay]