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William Kay

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It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

Semi Dethatched.

30/07/12 11:02:32

lol

Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show "˜Take Me Out' a little too literally.

22/06/13 13:27:18

Yet another funny one liner.

12/06/12 11:32:29

29/07/12 11:02:52

30/06/12 11:41:46

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05/12/11 20:00:09

Peter and Mary were into light bondage.

17/11/11 21:00:36

They were good time girls.

24/01/17 20:17:46

Dave got off his horse to drink his milk.

18/05/14 9:34:26

lol

I pity the pool.

18/06/13 8:13:38

Bone appÃ©tit.

06/06/13 12:37:17

...and remember: I'll be right here if you need meat. --Greg Curtis

Thyme gentlemen please.

25/06/12 20:00:46

Joseph wasn’t too happy at being left to do all the donkey work.

23/12/11 20:15:31

Fart Deco

10/11/11 21:13:57

Thanks to everyone who has voted for me! :-) --William Kay

It was Jeff's turn to host the Roy Orbison fanclub's annual get together.

21/05/14 8:47:15

Heart Deco.

27/05/13 21:35:08

No peace for the wickerd.

28/07/12 20:20:26

Dead heat.

16/07/12 20:00:27

The Pile High Club.

07/12/11 20:03:36

Happy SquealÂ®

19/08/18 21:07:40

It would barely paper over the crack.

24/06/13 8:22:45

It was a clear case of Police brew-tality.

15/11/11 22:08:03

The choux is on the other foot

18/08/18 12:49:04

Tinkercell.

05/07/14 20:22:45

"Mr Bowie, your space oddity has arrived."

21/05/14 14:56:58

Can you tell what it is yeti?

16/05/14 9:12:49

06/06/13 12:00:11

04/06/13 14:53:33

22/07/12 20:00:18

28/01/17 20:49:02

Somehow France's answer to the Great Sphinx of Giza didn't quite cut the mustard.

20/01/17 12:37:05

As far as the eyecan see.

22/05/14 20:58:18

The local Korean restaurant had run out of their signature dish.

25/06/13 20:39:27

There was a Price on Evil Bert's head

05/06/13 20:00:10

30/07/12 11:00:08

21/07/12 20:01:34

11/07/12 11:00:31

06/12/11 20:51:48

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14/11/11 21:45:16

05/07/14 12:00:11

When tush comes to dove

24/06/13 12:00:29

The girls failed in their attempt to start a mutiny on the Mountie.

22/06/13 13:19:34

Comic Strip search

11/06/13 8:01:27

Proof that you should feed your cat a balanced diet.

04/06/13 20:18:33

The cat who got the beam

04/06/13 20:00:14

The Desert Storm food is so hot that some call it a weapon of ass destruction.

04/06/13 9:08:36

They were mermaid for each other.

29/05/13 14:44:53

More bunny than sense.

20/07/12 11:01:19

Suck it dry.

04/07/12 20:00:48

Jeff cut off his nose, eyes, ears, mouth and hair to spite his face.

26/06/12 20:21:22

Radio High Five.

24/06/12 11:10:16

Mistakes and Ladders.

10/06/12 11:02:22

Ramekin Skywalker.

02/01/12 21:36:03

We're gonna need a bigger phone box.

06/12/11 20:25:12

Peter was up for some afternoon de-light.

17/11/11 20:39:40

Art Ghetto

01/02/17 12:00:12

In a good, or bad way? --William Kay

The new company logo decal proved they were a Mickey Mouse organisation.

12/01/17 21:25:01

In a weird game of formaldehyde and seek, Daisy attempted to evade capture by Damien Hirst.

12/01/17 20:37:05

A fault with a deadly weapon.

27/01/17 8:58:02

Panty Clockwise

24/01/17 20:43:50

Dave was getting a little old for the baby carrier.

20/05/14 8:31:50

The Kama Sutra washing machine position was both dirty and clean at the same time.

28/06/13 20:12:53

It was a nice summer's day and Liz had decided to wear her little black number.

28/06/13 8:17:04

iDunes

27/06/13 20:35:04

It's not CÃ³rdoba until the fat laddie sings.

22/06/13 20:09:15

Hippy Hour.

14/06/13 20:08:39

Fart Attack

10/06/13 12:00:07

Fart Deco.

03/06/13 8:04:56

chuckle chuckle --Ross Davidson

MasaiPad

09/06/12 12:13:42

Put the cat amongst the religions.

03/01/12 20:58:49

Hearth Vader.

02/01/12 20:50:46

Lady Ga Ga had a few storkers.

28/11/11 20:02:24

Don’t mock the boat.

20/11/11 20:12:43

The eyewitnesses have described the suspect as a well known tea leaf.

15/11/11 20:53:59

Tom was diagnosed with borderline skip-zophrenia

11/11/11 21:13:03

Big Willie's neighbour had pianist envy

07/02/17 15:19:01

Ostrich racing will never take off.

05/02/17 22:41:43

Hair by Nicky Clarke, check - âœ“
All over tan, check - âœ“
Make up, check - âœ“
Body hair waxed, check - âœ“
Boob job, check - âœ“
Designer glasses, check - âœ“
Expensive jewellery, check - âœ“
Revealing sexy black dress, check - âœ“

Finally, Maria had decided to go on the game.

14/01/17 12:38:43

It was a sure sign that Dick was going in the right erection.

12/01/17 15:16:35

Christ, look what the big cat dragged in!

06/07/14 17:16:56

Jeff had unwittingly painted himself into a corner.

24/05/14 10:43:31

On death throw.

19/05/14 20:22:34

DooTube.

30/08/13 8:50:07

All right - it was me! I let the dogs out! Get over it!
No need to make a song and dance about the subject!

26/06/13 8:32:45

You'll wonder where the teeth went when you brush your teeth with Pepsi-dent.

23/06/13 21:43:17

Cold Comfort.

20/06/13 20:32:37

Blind drunk.

01/06/13 12:35:35

Bob couldn't wait to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.

29/05/13 14:50:16

A bad case of wigger mortis.

27/07/12 12:09:25

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11/06/12 20:26:50

09/06/12 20:00:12

Parisian tourists get an eiffel.

08/06/12 20:00:21

The rogue fireman acted with evil in tent.

08/06/12 11:27:47

Arms Dealer.

06/06/12 12:13:45

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None of us is infallible. Like it though - that's why I voted for it.
Grover.

Grover D. Bluebottle IV

09/01/12
10:47pm

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A spy on the wall. [William Kay]

Brilliant!

Michael Winner

27/07/12
4:23pm

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A bad case of wigger mortis. [William Kay]

Thought about 'semi moustached' but dethatched is much better, dammit.

D C

30/07/12
1:45pm

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Semi Dethatched. [William Kay]

What a great caption ... so simple, so apt & so annoying that I didn't think of it!

Chris D

01/08/12
2:58am

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Semi Dethatched. [William Kay]

Thanks for all the positive comments. :)

William Kay

02/08/12
5:55pm

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Semi Dethatched. [William Kay]

chuckle chuckle

Ross Davidson

03/06/13
11:56am

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Fart Deco. [William Kay]

...and remember: I'll be right here if you need meat.

Greg Curtis

07/06/13
11:10am

Brilliant!

Michael Winner

23/06/13
3:12pm

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CÃ³rdoba, Obesity of Culture 2016 [William Kay]

Too Obvious !

[anon]

03/02/17
4:48pm

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Art Ghetto [William Kay]

In a good, or bad way?

William Kay

03/02/17
9:45pm

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Art Ghetto [William Kay]

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