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William Kay

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creative

clever x2

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

Semi Dethatched.

30/07/12 10:02:32

lol

Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show ‘Take Me Out’ a little too literally.

22/06/13 12:27:18

Yet another funny one liner.

12/06/12 10:32:29

29/07/12 10:02:52

30/06/12 10:41:46

08/06/12 19:01:06

05/12/11 20:00:09

Peter and Mary were into light bondage.

17/11/11 21:00:36

They were good time girls.

24/01/17 20:17:46

Dave got off his horse to drink his milk.

18/05/14 8:34:26

lol

I pity the pool.

18/06/13 7:13:38

Bone appétit.

06/06/13 11:37:17

...and remember: I'll be right here if you need meat. --Greg Curtis

Thyme gentlemen please.

25/06/12 19:00:46

Joseph wasn�t too happy at being left to do all the donkey work.

23/12/11 20:15:31

Fart Deco

10/11/11 21:13:57

Thanks to everyone who has voted for me! :-) --William Kay

It was Jeff’s turn to host the Roy Orbison fanclub’s annual get together.

21/05/14 7:47:15

Heart Deco.

27/05/13 20:35:08

No peace for the wickerd.

28/07/12 19:20:26

Dead heat.

16/07/12 19:00:27

The Pile High Club.

07/12/11 20:03:36

Happy Squeal®

19/08/18 20:07:40

It would barely paper over the crack.

24/06/13 7:22:45

It was a clear case of Police brew-tality.

15/11/11 22:08:03

The choux is on the other foot

18/08/18 11:49:04

Tinkercell.

05/07/14 19:22:45

“Mr Bowie, your space oddity has arrived.”

21/05/14 13:56:58

Can you tell what it is yeti?

16/05/14 8:12:49

06/06/13 11:00:11

04/06/13 13:53:33

22/07/12 19:00:18

28/01/17 20:49:02

Somehow France’s answer to the Great Sphinx of Giza didn’t quite cut the mustard.

20/01/17 12:37:05

As far as the eyecan see.

22/05/14 19:58:18

The local Korean restaurant had run out of their signature dish.

25/06/13 19:39:27

There was a Price on Evil Bert’s head

05/06/13 19:00:10

30/07/12 10:00:08

21/07/12 19:01:34

11/07/12 10:00:31

06/12/11 20:51:48

01/12/11 20:00:14

14/11/11 21:45:16

05/07/14 11:00:11

When tush comes to dove

24/06/13 11:00:29

The girls failed in their attempt to start a mutiny on the Mountie.

22/06/13 12:19:34

Comic Strip search

11/06/13 7:01:27

Proof that you should feed your cat a balanced diet.

04/06/13 19:18:33

The cat who got the beam

04/06/13 19:00:14

The Desert Storm food is so hot that some call it a weapon of ass destruction.

04/06/13 8:08:36

They were mermaid for each other.

29/05/13 13:44:53

More bunny than sense.

20/07/12 10:01:19

Suck it dry.

04/07/12 19:00:48

Jeff cut off his nose, eyes, ears, mouth and hair to spite his face.

26/06/12 19:21:22

Radio High Five.

24/06/12 10:10:16

Mistakes and Ladders.

10/06/12 10:02:22

Ramekin Skywalker.

02/01/12 21:36:03

We're gonna need a bigger phone box.

06/12/11 20:25:12

Peter was up for some afternoon de-light.

17/11/11 20:39:40

Art Ghetto

01/02/17 12:00:12

In a good, or bad way? --William Kay

The new company logo decal proved they were a Mickey Mouse organisation.

12/01/17 21:25:01

In a weird game of formaldehyde and seek, Daisy attempted to evade capture by Damien Hirst.

12/01/17 20:37:05

A fault with a deadly weapon.

27/01/17 8:58:02

Panty Clockwise

24/01/17 20:43:50

Dave was getting a little old for the baby carrier.

20/05/14 7:31:50

The Kama Sutra washing machine position was both dirty and clean at the same time.

28/06/13 19:12:53

It was a nice summer’s day and Liz had decided to wear her little black number.

28/06/13 7:17:04

iDunes

27/06/13 19:35:04

It's not Córdoba until the fat laddie sings.

22/06/13 19:09:15

Hippy Hour.

14/06/13 19:08:39

Fart Attack

10/06/13 11:00:07

Fart Deco.

03/06/13 7:04:56

chuckle chuckle --Ross Davidson

MasaiPad

09/06/12 11:13:42

Put the cat amongst the religions.

03/01/12 20:58:49

Hearth Vader.

02/01/12 20:50:46

Lady Ga Ga had a few storkers.

28/11/11 20:02:24

Don�t mock the boat.

20/11/11 20:12:43

The eyewitnesses have described the suspect as a well known tea leaf.

15/11/11 20:53:59

Tom was diagnosed with borderline skip-zophrenia

11/11/11 21:13:03

Big Willie’s neighbour had pianist envy

07/02/17 15:19:01

Ostrich racing will never take off.

05/02/17 22:41:43

Hair by Nicky Clarke, check - ✓
All over tan, check - ✓
Make up, check - ✓
Body hair waxed, check - ✓
Boob job, check - ✓
Designer glasses, check - ✓
Expensive jewellery, check - ✓
Revealing sexy black dress, check - ✓

Finally, Maria had decided to go on the game.

14/01/17 12:38:43

It was a sure sign that Dick was going in the right erection.

12/01/17 15:16:35

Christ, look what the big cat dragged in!

06/07/14 16:16:56

Jeff had unwittingly painted himself into a corner.

24/05/14 9:43:31

On death throw.

19/05/14 19:22:34

DooTube.

30/08/13 7:50:07

All right - it was me! I let the dogs out! Get over it!
No need to make a song and dance about the subject!

26/06/13 7:32:45

You'll wonder where the teeth went when you brush your teeth with Pepsi-dent.

23/06/13 20:43:17

Cold Comfort.

20/06/13 19:32:37

Blind drunk.

01/06/13 11:35:35

Bob couldn’t wait to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.

29/05/13 13:50:16

A bad case of wigger mortis.

27/07/12 11:09:25

22/07/12 19:06:28

04/07/12 19:00:36

26/06/12 19:00:12

11/06/12 19:26:50

09/06/12 19:00:12

Parisian tourists�get an eiffel.

08/06/12 19:00:21

The rogue fireman acted with evil in tent.

08/06/12 10:27:47

Arms Dealer.

06/06/12 11:13:45

It was a crime of pension.

05/12/11 20:10:33

To boldly go where no car has gone before - Smart Trek

01/12/11 11:30:59

Cleanliness is next to dogliness

21/11/11 11:00:15

Knot for Sail

20/11/11 20:36:16

Corn in the U.S.A.

20/11/11 11:22:02

Watt women want.

17/11/11 21:55:35

The last thing the suspect said was... �I could murder a cup of tea.�

15/11/11 21:04:07

Buddy Lolly

15/11/11 17:50:20

creative

The Spider House Rules.

26/05/14 9:37:02

Keep a stool head.

24/05/14 19:32:12

Jenny learned the hard way that a dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

29/06/13 11:05:07

Since the demise of Balamory, Archie the Inventor had let his house fall into disrepair.

26/06/13 11:00:41

Starmutts

24/06/13 19:07:29

Córdoba, Obesity of Culture 2016

22/06/13 21:24:19

Brilliant! --Michael Winner

19/06/13 20:18:20

19/06/13 11:00:48

18/06/13 21:25:04

09/06/13 8:42:07

29/07/12 19:00:24

22/07/12 10:00:28

16/07/12 19:00:14

Grate minds think alike.

03/07/12 10:05:44

Call of nature.

02/07/12 19:06:53

Thinking of a funny caption can be painfully slow.

26/06/12 10:01:07

Miss... the boat.

12/06/12 10:18:26

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of Africa�s Got Talent.

10/06/12 19:19:41

Highland Prancing.

06/06/12 19:01:39

A spy on the wall.

09/01/12 20:09:19

Stormcooker.

02/01/12 20:17:28

The local council had put Lilleput F.C�s new goal posts in the wrong place. To top it all off, the Jolly Green Giant had lost the rubber end of his shuttlecock.

28/12/11 15:00:07

Mary had an unhealthy obsession with long necks. It was a classic case of neckrophilia.

28/11/11 20:49:32

24/11/11 19:21:28

15/11/11 17:38:52

13/11/11 13:15:50

13/11/11 11:35:07

13/11/11 11:21:12

Skittles, defaced the rainbow

19/08/18 9:10:59

Chest is best

07/02/17 8:29:45

Tom took the mannequin challenge a little too far.

28/01/17 20:43:38

You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you smash your teeth in an experiment.

13/01/17 21:47:55

Hoots mon, there's a moose loose, in the Ronald McDonald hoose

19/08/18 20:14:15

creative

She’s lucky she wasn’t around during the famine.

05/02/17 0:08:34

I’d been busy with other things and for some reason this image past me by. The crazy thing is I came up with it days ago. Ah well, you win some you loose some. --William Kay

11:30: Diet Bloke Break

02/02/17 8:47:23

Toff the wall

29/01/17 20:04:00

Paint Your Dragon

27/01/17 15:23:05

It was a eye catching illustration.

22/01/17 9:57:19

It was a lovely house, however, at £1000 a month he couldn’t Kermit to it.

20/01/17 12:45:37

Computer says toe

14/01/17 13:43:30

♫ Got To Get You Into My Knife ♫

06/07/14 19:17:35

She was the head honcho.

18/05/14 19:00:13

Bird of passage.

30/08/13 7:18:22

Calcuhater.

25/08/13 12:43:31

They always fought like brat and dog.

29/06/13 11:04:10

Disney Pixar’s, Brokeback Mountain
The story of a forbidden and secretive relationship between two cowboys and the cowgirl who never knew.

29/06/13 8:04:21

Vietnam Vet turned amateur street magician Hermione showed the children her latest trick, before going off to treat the hog’s warts.

26/06/13 22:28:47

Ice cream antisocial.

26/06/13 7:06:57

It was an all out cold war, as John was keeled over in a Prosumo affair to remember.

23/06/13 10:13:32

It's ridden in the stars.

19/06/13 11:00:16

Not playing with a wool deck.

15/06/13 11:15:06

The gritter end.

06/06/13 20:02:23

Chief cook and bottle smasher.

31/05/13 7:28:22

City zipper.

30/05/13 19:48:12

Weapons of boarding pass destruction.

30/07/12 19:00:28

Flash Drive.

29/07/12 19:20:20

Headressed in peace.

28/07/12 19:27:49

Park and Clyde.

26/07/12 20:49:25

Sinker Trailer Holder High.

21/07/12 21:57:44

Home grown.

21/07/12 21:38:39

King Kong.

18/07/12 10:00:15

Bud, jet and tears

10/07/12 10:00:30

Monstrous carbuncle on the face of an old friend.

25/06/12 10:12:32

Maiden Voyage.

12/06/12 10:32:51

Scrutiny on the Bounty.

12/06/12 10:24:29

Dave�s head was spinning.

08/01/12 20:00:30

This shop is a maison!

30/12/11 20:52:40

Snow claims bonus.

08/12/11 20:00:33

Neighbours from shell.

04/12/11 11:30:14

The BBC�s new kitchen sink drama was a ratings dishaster.

03/12/11 16:03:27

29/11/11 20:01:01

24/11/11 20:00:39

21/11/11 20:00:36

20/11/11 12:07:06

He was a natural corn leader.

20/11/11 11:22:38

Young Magician of the Year, Magic Wanda had conjured up another great fish-appearing act.

17/11/11 17:48:20

Tom wasn�t sure whether to add the milk, as he feared that his shoe would turn into Mush Puppies.

16/11/11 11:48:23

Tread and Breakfast

16/11/11 11:17:05

The Typhoo...n caused havoc at the Boston tea party.

15/11/11 20:58:17

Storm in a teacup

15/11/11 20:45:57

Modern Tart

12/11/11 15:01:28

Pupillion the Papillion dogged into Interpet Rexplorer to check if he had any flea-mail.

11/11/11 14:19:15

The new Ann Summers �Funnel of Love� toy was beginning to attract some interest.

10/11/11 20:57:36

Now cover in shoe pastry before baking at gas mark 6, 200 degrees celsius.

18/08/18 11:20:56

One foot in the gravy

18/08/18 11:15:37

Ground Be-Ro

21/02/17 20:04:35

I realise you’re trying to impress your new employers on your first day, however, it’s your own car!

11/02/17 21:56:44

🎵 I Do Lick To Be Beside The Seaside 🎵

09/02/17 18:33:56

Freudian Zip

08/02/17 11:16:35

Judging by the Ford owners parking, he’s driven off piste.

07/02/17 20:23:32

The talented architect also designed a unique range of crossword inspired jewellery.

06/02/17 14:40:37

Trouble Yellow

04/02/17 23:43:25

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My caption was a play on the phrase Sex Kitten. However I’m happy to give a nod to 12:11:59. Although I don’t immediately see any link. smilie face

William Kay

23/01/17
3:25pm

comment on caption:
Pyrex Kitten [William Kay]

No just leave it, it doesn't bother me :)

[anon]

23/01/17
7:19pm

comment on caption:
Eye Handy [William Kay]

Nod to: 10.26 24

William Kay

27/01/17
2:31pm

comment on caption:
Butter-fly off the handle [William Kay]

Too Obvious !

[anon]

03/02/17
4:48pm

comment on caption:
Art Ghetto [William Kay]

In a good, or bad way?

William Kay

03/02/17
9:45pm

comment on caption:
Art Ghetto [William Kay]

Why so late?

sandeep chahal

05/02/17
3:37am

comment on caption:
She’s lucky she wasn’t around during the famine. [William Kay]

I’d been busy with other things and for some reason this image past me by. The crazy thing is I came up with it days ago. Ah well, you win some you loose some.

William Kay

05/02/17
10:34am

comment on caption:
She’s lucky she wasn’t around during the famine. [William Kay]

see 20.40.58

[anon]

07/02/17
12:25pm