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William Kay

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clever x2

It was definitely a no fly zone.

20/01/17 12:40:19

Semi Dethatched.

30/07/12 11:02:32

lol

Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show "˜Take Me Out' a little too literally.

22/06/13 13:27:18

Yet another funny one liner.

12/06/12 11:32:29

29/07/12 11:02:52

30/06/12 11:41:46

08/06/12 20:01:06

05/12/11 20:00:09

Peter and Mary were into light bondage.

17/11/11 21:00:36

They were good time girls.

24/01/17 20:17:46

Dave got off his horse to drink his milk.

18/05/14 9:34:26

lol

I pity the pool.

18/06/13 8:13:38

Bone appÃ©tit.

06/06/13 12:37:17

...and remember: I'll be right here if you need meat. --Greg Curtis

Thyme gentlemen please.

25/06/12 20:00:46

Joseph wasn’t too happy at being left to do all the donkey work.

23/12/11 20:15:31

Fart Deco

10/11/11 21:13:57

Thanks to everyone who has voted for me! :-) --William Kay

It was Jeff's turn to host the Roy Orbison fanclub's annual get together.

21/05/14 8:47:15

Heart Deco.

27/05/13 21:35:08

No peace for the wickerd.

28/07/12 20:20:26

Dead heat.

16/07/12 20:00:27

The Pile High Club.

07/12/11 20:03:36

Happy SquealÂ®

19/08/18 21:07:40

It would barely paper over the crack.

24/06/13 8:22:45

It was a clear case of Police brew-tality.

15/11/11 22:08:03

The choux is on the other foot

18/08/18 12:49:04

Tinkercell.

05/07/14 20:22:45

"Mr Bowie, your space oddity has arrived."

21/05/14 14:56:58

Can you tell what it is yeti?

16/05/14 9:12:49

06/06/13 12:00:11

04/06/13 14:53:33

22/07/12 20:00:18

28/01/17 20:49:02

Somehow France's answer to the Great Sphinx of Giza didn't quite cut the mustard.

20/01/17 12:37:05

As far as the eyecan see.

22/05/14 20:58:18

The local Korean restaurant had run out of their signature dish.

25/06/13 20:39:27

There was a Price on Evil Bert's head

05/06/13 20:00:10

30/07/12 11:00:08

21/07/12 20:01:34

11/07/12 11:00:31

06/12/11 20:51:48

01/12/11 20:00:14

14/11/11 21:45:16

05/07/14 12:00:11

When tush comes to dove

24/06/13 12:00:29

The girls failed in their attempt to start a mutiny on the Mountie.

22/06/13 13:19:34

Comic Strip search

11/06/13 8:01:27

Proof that you should feed your cat a balanced diet.

04/06/13 20:18:33

The cat who got the beam

04/06/13 20:00:14

The Desert Storm food is so hot that some call it a weapon of ass destruction.

04/06/13 9:08:36

They were mermaid for each other.

29/05/13 14:44:53

More bunny than sense.

20/07/12 11:01:19

Suck it dry.

04/07/12 20:00:48

Jeff cut off his nose, eyes, ears, mouth and hair to spite his face.

26/06/12 20:21:22

Radio High Five.

24/06/12 11:10:16

Mistakes and Ladders.

10/06/12 11:02:22

Ramekin Skywalker.

02/01/12 21:36:03

We're gonna need a bigger phone box.

06/12/11 20:25:12

Peter was up for some afternoon de-light.

17/11/11 20:39:40

Art Ghetto

01/02/17 12:00:12

In a good, or bad way? --William Kay

The new company logo decal proved they were a Mickey Mouse organisation.

12/01/17 21:25:01

In a weird game of formaldehyde and seek, Daisy attempted to evade capture by Damien Hirst.

12/01/17 20:37:05

A fault with a deadly weapon.

27/01/17 8:58:02

Panty Clockwise

24/01/17 20:43:50

Dave was getting a little old for the baby carrier.

20/05/14 8:31:50

The Kama Sutra washing machine position was both dirty and clean at the same time.

28/06/13 20:12:53

It was a nice summer's day and Liz had decided to wear her little black number.

28/06/13 8:17:04

iDunes

27/06/13 20:35:04

It's not CÃ³rdoba until the fat laddie sings.

22/06/13 20:09:15

Hippy Hour.

14/06/13 20:08:39

Fart Attack

10/06/13 12:00:07

Fart Deco.

03/06/13 8:04:56

chuckle chuckle --Ross Davidson

MasaiPad

09/06/12 12:13:42

Put the cat amongst the religions.

03/01/12 20:58:49

Hearth Vader.

02/01/12 20:50:46

Lady Ga Ga had a few storkers.

28/11/11 20:02:24

Don’t mock the boat.

20/11/11 20:12:43

The eyewitnesses have described the suspect as a well known tea leaf.

15/11/11 20:53:59

Tom was diagnosed with borderline skip-zophrenia

11/11/11 21:13:03

Big Willie's neighbour had pianist envy

07/02/17 15:19:01

Ostrich racing will never take off.

05/02/17 22:41:43

Hair by Nicky Clarke, check - âœ“
All over tan, check - âœ“
Make up, check - âœ“
Body hair waxed, check - âœ“
Boob job, check - âœ“
Designer glasses, check - âœ“
Expensive jewellery, check - âœ“
Revealing sexy black dress, check - âœ“

Finally, Maria had decided to go on the game.

14/01/17 12:38:43

It was a sure sign that Dick was going in the right erection.

12/01/17 15:16:35

Christ, look what the big cat dragged in!

06/07/14 17:16:56

Jeff had unwittingly painted himself into a corner.

24/05/14 10:43:31

On death throw.

19/05/14 20:22:34

DooTube.

30/08/13 8:50:07

All right - it was me! I let the dogs out! Get over it!
No need to make a song and dance about the subject!

26/06/13 8:32:45

You'll wonder where the teeth went when you brush your teeth with Pepsi-dent.

23/06/13 21:43:17

Cold Comfort.

20/06/13 20:32:37

Blind drunk.

01/06/13 12:35:35

Bob couldn't wait to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.

29/05/13 14:50:16

A bad case of wigger mortis.

27/07/12 12:09:25

22/07/12 20:06:28

04/07/12 20:00:36

26/06/12 20:00:12

11/06/12 20:26:50

09/06/12 20:00:12

Parisian tourists get an eiffel.

08/06/12 20:00:21

The rogue fireman acted with evil in tent.

08/06/12 11:27:47

Arms Dealer.

06/06/12 12:13:45

It was a crime of pension.

05/12/11 20:10:33

To boldly go where no car has gone before - Smart Trek

01/12/11 11:30:59

Cleanliness is next to dogliness

21/11/11 11:00:15

Knot for Sail

20/11/11 20:36:16

Corn in the U.S.A.

20/11/11 11:22:02

Watt women want.

17/11/11 21:55:35

The last thing the suspect said was... “I could murder a cup of tea.”

15/11/11 21:04:07

Buddy Lolly

15/11/11 17:50:20

creative

The Spider House Rules.

26/05/14 10:37:02

Keep a stool head.

24/05/14 20:32:12

Jenny learned the hard way that a dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

29/06/13 12:05:07

Since the demise of Balamory, Archie the Inventor had let his house fall into disrepair.

26/06/13 12:00:41

Starmutts

24/06/13 20:07:29

CÃ³rdoba, Obesity of Culture 2016

22/06/13 22:24:19

Brilliant! --Michael Winner

19/06/13 21:18:20

19/06/13 12:00:48

18/06/13 22:25:04

09/06/13 9:42:07

29/07/12 20:00:24

22/07/12 11:00:28

16/07/12 20:00:14

Grate minds think alike.

03/07/12 11:05:44

Call of nature.

02/07/12 20:06:53

Thinking of a funny caption can be painfully slow.

26/06/12 11:01:07

Miss... the boat.

12/06/12 11:18:26

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of Africa’s Got Talent.

10/06/12 20:19:41

Highland Prancing.

06/06/12 20:01:39

A spy on the wall.

09/01/12 20:09:19

Stormcooker.

02/01/12 20:17:28

The local council had put Lilleput F.C’s new goal posts in the wrong place. To top it all off, the Jolly Green Giant had lost the rubber end of his shuttlecock.

28/12/11 15:00:07

Mary had an unhealthy obsession with long necks. It was a classic case of neckrophilia.

28/11/11 20:49:32

24/11/11 19:21:28

15/11/11 17:38:52

13/11/11 13:15:50

13/11/11 11:35:07

13/11/11 11:21:12

Skittles, defaced the rainbow

19/08/18 10:10:59

Chest is best

07/02/17 8:29:45

Tom took the mannequin challenge a little too far.

28/01/17 20:43:38

You'll wonder where the yellow went when you smash your teeth in an experiment.

13/01/17 21:47:55

Hoots mon, there's a moose loose, in the Ronald McDonald hoose

19/08/18 21:14:15

creative

She's lucky she wasn't around during the famine.

05/02/17 0:08:34

Iâ€™d been busy with other things and for some reason this image past me by. The crazy thing is I came up with it days ago. Ah well, you win some you loose some. --William Kay

11:30: Diet Bloke Break

02/02/17 8:47:23

Toff the wall

29/01/17 20:04:00

Paint Your Dragon

27/01/17 15:23:05

It was a eye catching illustration.

22/01/17 9:57:19

It was a lovely house, however, at Â£1000 a month he couldn't Kermit to it.

20/01/17 12:45:37

Computer says toe

14/01/17 13:43:30

🎵 Got To Get You Into My Knife 🎵

06/07/14 20:17:35

She was the head honcho.

18/05/14 20:00:13

Bird of passage.

30/08/13 8:18:22

Calcuhater.

25/08/13 13:43:31

They always fought like brat and dog.

29/06/13 12:04:10

Disney Pixar's, Brokeback Mountain
The story of a forbidden and secretive relationship between two cowboys and the cowgirl who never knew.

29/06/13 9:04:21

Vietnam Vet turned amateur street magician Hermione showed the children her latest trick, before going off to treat the hog's warts.

26/06/13 23:28:47

Ice cream antisocial.

26/06/13 8:06:57

It was an all out cold war, as John was keeled over in a Prosumo affair to remember.

23/06/13 11:13:32

It's ridden in the stars.

19/06/13 12:00:16

Not playing with a wool deck.

15/06/13 12:15:06

The gritter end.

06/06/13 21:02:23

Chief cook and bottle smasher.

31/05/13 8:28:22

City zipper.

30/05/13 20:48:12

Weapons of boarding pass destruction.

30/07/12 20:00:28

Flash Drive.

29/07/12 20:20:20

Headressed in peace.

28/07/12 20:27:49

Park and Clyde.

26/07/12 21:49:25

Sinker Trailer Holder High.

21/07/12 22:57:44

Home grown.

21/07/12 22:38:39

King Kong.

18/07/12 11:00:15

Bud, jet and tears

10/07/12 11:00:30

Monstrous carbuncle on the face of an old friend.

25/06/12 11:12:32

Maiden Voyage.

12/06/12 11:32:51

Scrutiny on the Bounty.

12/06/12 11:24:29

Dave’s head was spinning.

08/01/12 20:00:30

This shop is a maison!

30/12/11 20:52:40

Snow claims bonus.

08/12/11 20:00:33

Neighbours from shell.

04/12/11 11:30:14

The BBC’s new kitchen sink drama was a ratings dishaster.

03/12/11 16:03:27

29/11/11 20:01:01

24/11/11 20:00:39

21/11/11 20:00:36

20/11/11 12:07:06

He was a natural corn leader.

20/11/11 11:22:38

Young Magician of the Year, Magic Wanda had conjured up another great fish-appearing act.

17/11/11 17:48:20

Tom wasn’t sure whether to add the milk, as he feared that his shoe would turn into Mush Puppies.

16/11/11 11:48:23

Tread and Breakfast

16/11/11 11:17:05

The Typhoo...n caused havoc at the Boston tea party.

15/11/11 20:58:17

Storm in a teacup

15/11/11 20:45:57

Modern Tart

12/11/11 15:01:28

Pupillion the Papillion dogged into Interpet Rexplorer to check if he had any flea-mail.

11/11/11 14:19:15

The new Ann Summers ‘Funnel of Love’ toy was beginning to attract some interest.

10/11/11 20:57:36

Now cover in shoe pastry before baking at gas mark 6, 200 degrees celsius.

18/08/18 12:20:56

One foot in the gravy

18/08/18 12:15:37

Ground Be-Ro

21/02/17 20:04:35

I realise you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, however, it's your own car!

11/02/17 21:56:44

🎵 I Do Lick To Be Beside The Seaside 🎵

09/02/17 18:33:56

Freudian Zip

08/02/17 11:16:35

Judging by the Ford owners parking, he's driven off piste.

07/02/17 20:23:32

The talented architect also designed a unique range of crossword inspired jewellery.

06/02/17 14:40:37

Trouble Yellow

04/02/17 23:43:25

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My caption was a play on the phrase Sex Kitten. However I'm happy to give a nod to 12:11:59. Although I don't immediately see any link. smilie face

William Kay

23/01/17
3:25pm

comment on caption:
Pyrex Kitten [William Kay]

No just leave it, it doesn't bother me :)

[anon]

23/01/17
7:19pm

comment on caption:
Eye Handy [William Kay]

Nod to: 10.26 24

William Kay

27/01/17
2:31pm

comment on caption:
Butter-fly off the handle [William Kay]

Too Obvious !

[anon]

03/02/17
4:48pm

comment on caption:
Art Ghetto [William Kay]

In a good, or bad way?

William Kay

03/02/17
9:45pm

comment on caption:
Art Ghetto [William Kay]

Why so late?

sandeep chahal

05/02/17
3:37am

comment on caption:
She's lucky she wasn't around during the famine. [William Kay]

I'd been busy with other things and for some reason this image past me by. The crazy thing is I came up with it days ago. Ah well, you win some you loose some.

William Kay

05/02/17
10:34am

comment on caption:
She's lucky she wasn't around during the famine. [William Kay]

see 20.40.58

[anon]

07/02/17
12:25pm