lol clever x2

Driving Miss Daisy

04/08/18 22:47:17

"Damn- I ordered a Bulldozer."

04/08/18 19:24:12

lol clever

"Darling, remember yesterday when you pulled out in front of that tractor and gave the farmer the middle finger..."

04/08/18 19:13:48

Methane-powered car proves to be impractical.

04/08/18 19:57:05

Sticker on the back reads "My udder car is a Ferrari."

04/08/18 20:02:34

Grilled beef.

04/08/18 19:40:32

Stock Car Racing.

04/08/18 19:34:06

“For the love of Mike, what have I told you about slowing down on country lanes at milking time?"

04/08/18 19:05:52

“Yep – the cow catcher works.”

04/08/18 19:01:57

It was inevitable really. She didn’t signal and her horns don’t work.

04/08/18 23:06:47

"Just press the horn, that'll get her off the bonnet".
"I did and it just turned upside down!"

04/08/18 19:02:52

Milk cart

06/08/18 13:07:20

Bull nosed Morris

06/08/18 12:51:53

"I'm trading this for a Range Rover."

05/08/18 19:18:17

One wonders Audi Farmer gets the Cow trained to lie Honda bonnet.

05/08/18 6:51:23

Cow did this happen?!

05/08/18 5:12:00

All-leather interior AND exterior

05/08/18 4:16:30

“Drives like neewww.”

05/08/18 0:19:17

Naomi Campbell proves she's still got what it takes at the Colorado Springs motor show.

04/08/18 23:55:37

Minnie Moo refused to be cowed by old MacDonald shaking his fist and screaming "Get the f**k off my motor!"

04/08/18 23:53:41

I ordered a Uber not an udder!

04/08/18 23:50:38

You always wanted to beef your engine up

04/08/18 21:41:56

I sounded the horn but I don't think it herd it

04/08/18 21:08:17

Off to market in style.

04/08/18 20:11:56

"It's unconventional, but it is indeed a decorated bonnet, so we'll have to let you enter the Easter Bonnet Parade."

04/08/18 19:56:20

McDonald’s Drive-Thru. You can’t get fresher.

04/08/18 19:14:35

Bull
Meets
Windscreen

08/08/18 12:19:52

Turn up the heating, it looks freisan out there.

04/08/18 23:37:10

Karkow

04/08/18 22:31:10

Meals on wheels.

04/08/18 22:29:12

Date for you dairy

04/08/18 22:27:36

There's road rage, but this guy was really milking it

04/08/18 21:04:18

There are reports of a cow on the M5.

04/08/18 21:03:40

"Doesn't that belong to that snotty nosed new couple with the smallholding."
"Yes, I'm just delivering it to the china shop that his wife has just opened."

04/08/18 21:02:57

''Here's a great idea for a comedy sketch. Put a cow on the bonnet of a car then milk it for all it's worth.''

04/08/18 20:18:00

It makes a change from picking up a sheep when you dip your lights.

04/08/18 20:08:35

BM double Moo.

04/08/18 19:59:01

"These cars mainly come in graze or blacks... "

04/08/18 19:44:33

Looks like Desperate Dan is having his favourite cow pie again tonight.

04/08/18 19:37:14

"C'mon, I'll be late if you don't get a MOOOOVE on."

04/08/18 19:25:20

For a good finish, always leather the car off thoroughly after washing.

04/08/18 19:19:26

Having won a few bob at the bookies, Paddy thought he’d set himself up with a milk delivery round.

04/08/18 19:13:45

"Steer with style."

04/08/18 19:12:53

“I’ve just been to the Pick Your Own farm. It’s so much cheaper.”

04/08/18 19:07:00

“Even though my wife’s a real cow, I bought her a new car.”

04/08/18 19:03:24

Critics slam the new bonnet ornament of Bavarian Mootor Works.

04/08/18 19:02:18

Friesian cow tries to keep warm.

04/08/18 19:01:12