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Driving Miss Daisy
04/08/18 22:47:17
"Damn- I ordered a Bulldozer."
04/08/18 19:24:12
"Darling, remember yesterday when you pulled out in front of that tractor and gave the farmer the middle finger..."
04/08/18 19:13:48
Methane-powered car proves to be impractical.
04/08/18 19:57:05
Sticker on the back reads "My udder car is a Ferrari."
04/08/18 20:02:34
Grilled beef.
04/08/18 19:40:32
Stock Car Racing.
04/08/18 19:34:06
“For the love of Mike, what have I told you about slowing down on country lanes at milking time?"
04/08/18 19:05:52
“Yep – the cow catcher works.”
04/08/18 19:01:57
It was inevitable really. She didn’t signal and her horns don’t work.
04/08/18 23:06:47
"Just press the horn, that'll get her off the bonnet"."I did and it just turned upside down!"
04/08/18 19:02:52
Milk cart
06/08/18 13:07:20
Bull nosed Morris
06/08/18 12:51:53
"I'm trading this for a Range Rover."
05/08/18 19:18:17
One wonders Audi Farmer gets the Cow trained to lie Honda bonnet.
05/08/18 6:51:23
Cow did this happen?!
05/08/18 5:12:00
All-leather interior AND exterior
05/08/18 4:16:30
“Drives like neewww.”
05/08/18 0:19:17
Naomi Campbell proves she's still got what it takes at the Colorado Springs motor show.
04/08/18 23:55:37
Minnie Moo refused to be cowed by old MacDonald shaking his fist and screaming "Get the f**k off my motor!"
04/08/18 23:53:41
I ordered a Uber not an udder!
04/08/18 23:50:38
You always wanted to beef your engine up
04/08/18 21:41:56
I sounded the horn but I don't think it herd it
04/08/18 21:08:17
Off to market in style.
04/08/18 20:11:56
"It's unconventional, but it is indeed a decorated bonnet, so we'll have to let you enter the Easter Bonnet Parade."
04/08/18 19:56:20
McDonald’s Drive-Thru. You can’t get fresher.
04/08/18 19:14:35
BullMeetsWindscreen
08/08/18 12:19:52
Turn up the heating, it looks freisan out there.
04/08/18 23:37:10
Karkow
04/08/18 22:31:10
Meals on wheels.
04/08/18 22:29:12
Date for you dairy
04/08/18 22:27:36
There's road rage, but this guy was really milking it
04/08/18 21:04:18
There are reports of a cow on the M5.
04/08/18 21:03:40
"Doesn't that belong to that snotty nosed new couple with the smallholding.""Yes, I'm just delivering it to the china shop that his wife has just opened."
04/08/18 21:02:57
''Here's a great idea for a comedy sketch. Put a cow on the bonnet of a car then milk it for all it's worth.''
04/08/18 20:18:00
It makes a change from picking up a sheep when you dip your lights.
04/08/18 20:08:35
BM double Moo.
04/08/18 19:59:01
"These cars mainly come in graze or blacks... "
04/08/18 19:44:33
Looks like Desperate Dan is having his favourite cow pie again tonight.
04/08/18 19:37:14
"C'mon, I'll be late if you don't get a MOOOOVE on."
04/08/18 19:25:20
For a good finish, always leather the car off thoroughly after washing.
04/08/18 19:19:26
Having won a few bob at the bookies, Paddy thought he’d set himself up with a milk delivery round.
04/08/18 19:13:45
"Steer with style."
04/08/18 19:12:53
“I’ve just been to the Pick Your Own farm. It’s so much cheaper.”
04/08/18 19:07:00
“Even though my wife’s a real cow, I bought her a new car.”
04/08/18 19:03:24
Critics slam the new bonnet ornament of Bavarian Mootor Works.
04/08/18 19:02:18
Friesian cow tries to keep warm.
04/08/18 19:01:12