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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36292Welsh Rarebit

Altar Ego

26/07/18 13:51:38

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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
Mark England Vote score: 15091Mark England

After the ceremony, a nagging pain developed down Rob's left side

26/07/18 13:19:30

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A bit of shoe polish could've prevented that! --Karyn Harrison
Mark England Vote score: 15091Mark England

Keith wasn't afraid to show his feminine side

26/07/18 12:06:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12665Dan Nicholls

"If anyone here present, knows of a reason...oh COME ON, SOMEONE!"

26/07/18 12:01:14

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10941Smuldo

"At the weekend, I got Spliced..."

26/07/18 18:05:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2298Karyn Harrison

Jekyll and bride

26/07/18 17:21:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5973Chris Keegan

Tonight should be interesting...he can go and f*uk himself

26/07/18 13:49:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5973Chris Keegan

This reminds me so much of my old marriage, I was left, she was always right.

26/07/18 12:07:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9256Neil Mackenzie

That dress suits you.

26/07/18 18:18:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5616Greg Curtis

"We do."

26/07/18 13:10:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

Mixed reception.

26/07/18 17:14:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

Mixed marriage.

26/07/18 16:19:45

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

If you are that much intersex, then why get married?

26/07/18 15:40:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6847Mr Dome

Mr&Mrs

26/07/18 13:14:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29587Tony Edwards

They met on meharmony.

26/07/18 13:00:22

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 435Barrie Bullock

Arthur gets married today.

26/07/18 12:19:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29587Tony Edwards

Manwife

26/07/18 12:18:42

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

"Meet my other half"

26/07/18 12:09:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8563Vanessa the Guesser

Poor Sandra is going through the change.

26/07/18 12:06:30

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 645Sam Cass

Sideshow Bob/bie

27/07/18 18:14:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20776Ian Skelding

Paul and Jane.

26/07/18 20:49:13

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Cross dresser

26/07/18 19:45:43

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

When masturbation is really premarital sex:
"...bless us, Father, for we have sinned."

26/07/18 18:53:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9256Neil Mackenzie

Joined in Holy Matrimony.

26/07/18 17:48:12

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4701Chris Halliwell

The Happy Couple.

26/07/18 17:17:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2298Karyn Harrison

🎵 Here comes the bride - ten inches wide.

26/07/18 17:10:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4246Vivvy En

It was obvious on her wedding day that she'd dropped a b*llock

26/07/18 17:08:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Shorter than a traditional wedding service, the Bride had removed half of the hymns.

26/07/18 16:26:45

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

A United fan.

26/07/18 16:18:22

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

He's not post oops yet.

26/07/18 16:14:32

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

To date, this has got to be the most half-assed episode of Don't Tell The Bride.

26/07/18 15:44:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Here comes the broom.

26/07/18 15:36:18

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

When two becomes one.

26/07/18 14:47:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6847Mr Dome

The Greek God of transgender love - HermAphrodite

26/07/18 14:24:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5973Chris Keegan

As a couple they've been through some really tough times, I'm so pleased they have managed to pull themselves together

26/07/18 14:22:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6847Mr Dome

Definitely a 6 pinter

26/07/18 14:21:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Ever since she was a child, Alison had suffered an irrational fear of being jilted at the altar.

26/07/18 13:40:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36292Welsh Rarebit

My Big Farce Gypsy Wedding

26/07/18 13:18:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6847Mr Dome

Half-cocked wedding

26/07/18 13:18:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19145John Glover

Dave really fancied himself but just couldn't get around to it.

26/07/18 12:45:42

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 640Carey Sutton

Now we know what happened to the bridesmaids in the previous photo.

26/07/18 12:28:45

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

“Despite divorce statistics, we know we’ll never split up”

26/07/18 12:19:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19804John Llamas

Although Ella was sixteen and seemed happy, the police suspected grooming may have been involved.

26/07/18 12:15:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4634Dave Bryan

''I didn't want to take the chance of being jilted at the alter.''

26/07/18 12:14:58

 
stone face Vote score: 4445stone face

"Poor Charlie. He's half the man he used to be."

26/07/18 12:11:54

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19804John Llamas

The last thing Dave wanted was to feel a right tit

26/07/18 12:11:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4634Dave Bryan

''Until death do us part''

26/07/18 12:06:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29587Tony Edwards

AC/DC

26/07/18 12:05:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8563Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm neuter all this."

26/07/18 12:03:05

 
stone face Vote score: 4445stone face

Maureen was worried how her split personality wedding would go .But on the day she was besides herself.

26/07/18 12:01:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5973Chris Keegan

Let’s just hope and pray they never split up, my divorce was painful enough!

26/07/18 12:01:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36292Welsh Rarebit

♫ Here comes the bride..erm groom..? ♫

26/07/18 12:00:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12665Dan Nicholls

No wonder the bridesmaids got their knickers in a twist!

26/07/18 12:00:03

 
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