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All these animals on Noahs Ark and Im the only one who feels seasick
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Mark Wilson Vote score: 718Mark Wilson

All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick

12/02/20 20:11:57

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Sorry Mark, missed voting by an inch. Great observational caption. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Life of Ply

12/02/20 20:02:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

Chester Zoo deny security failings.

12/02/20 21:03:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

"They'rrrrrrrrrre adequate!"

12/02/20 20:40:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords
All these animals on Noahs Ark and Im the only one who feels seasick

12/02/20 20:00:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

Judith Kerr's 'The Tiger Who Came To Rummage Around The Bins'.

12/02/20 20:42:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

Life isn't easy for an Eeyore trapped in the body of a Tigger.

12/02/20 20:37:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

''Climbing this fence has knocked the stuffing out of me.''

12/02/20 20:03:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

"BOSS...THE TIGER HAS GONE MISSING AGAIN"

"YOU'RE JOKING? Oh my god he's a clever sod. I knew we shouldn't have let him watch Escape from Alcatraz"

12/02/20 21:19:54

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Or The Clawshank Redemption?  --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

"I told you all that bouncing around would knacker you out."

12/02/20 20:18:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

Sighberian Tiger

12/02/20 20:15:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Wife of Pi

12/02/20 20:00:17

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Her name's Chips. --Karyn Harrison
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1157Karen Oakenfull

Don’t be fooled by that “Adopt A Tiger Today” advert. I’ve been paying £20 a month to help an orphaned tiger called Pollyesther for nearly a year now and I’ve only just received a picture of her. I think it’s a con and the charity just keeps the money for themselves.

13/02/20 14:49:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

*Year 2075*

"Oh look darling. Do you see Mr Tiger? Did you know many years ago that people actually went and saw REAL animals in a Zoo? Yes, people kept animals in cages and charged money for people to see them"

"Are you serious Mummy? What a set of c*nts"

"Yes I'm serious but HOW DARE YOU USE THAT LANGUAGE? You know it's not appropriate to call me Mummy. It refers to me being a female and that's gender stereotyping and against the law...YOU'RE GROUNDED"

12/02/20 21:27:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6289Glyn Evans

Please feel free to shape this into whatever interpretation you want. Is it a tiger? - I see a tiger and not a real one at that. Has someone been connecting dots on a leopard with a magic marker? Or is it a lion trying out a stripy new look? What is it you see? - Hold on, scratch all of that - is it a hedgehog? Yep - it's a hedgehog, I totally see it now. Sneaky.

12/02/20 21:17:35

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4868Chris Halliwell

After years of bouncing around in umpteen Winnie the Pooh stories
Tigger's arthritic joints had got the better of him.

12/02/20 20:39:16

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1050Rachel P

Hello my name is Tigger and I’m part of A A

12/02/20 20:17:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5260Vivvy En

Tony was so frustrated. He just wanted to get his leg over.

12/02/20 20:13:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10220Neil Mackenzie

He’s normally black and orange; but he caught his balls climbing the fence and now they’re black and blue.

12/02/20 20:04:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8965Mr Dome

Stares and Stripes

13/02/20 6:51:14

 
Dev B Vote score: 546Dev B

Tiger: Please keep that wretch April Stevens away from me!

Remember - "...Tiger, tiger I wanna squeeze you wah wah wah wah wah"

13/02/20 4:47:29

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

If George Bluth Senior’s face was put on a tiger, the tiger would have a body as raggedy as this one.^ #buildthatwall

13/02/20 4:09:07

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Board stiff

13/02/20 1:36:35

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

I really love your tiger feat ( well, nice try anyway!)

12/02/20 21:30:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

''That animal up there has just urinated on me, darling.''

''You mean the tiger who came to pee.''

12/02/20 21:10:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10220Neil Mackenzie

You can’t call me a soft toy, do you know how high this fence is?

12/02/20 21:06:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

Every Tigger needs a Poo.

12/02/20 20:51:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

End these cruel practical jokes, Siegfried.

12/02/20 20:50:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20127John Glover

"That bloody corner shop has run out of Frosties again."

12/02/20 20:47:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

Seconds later it was shot by a Minnesota dentist.

12/02/20 20:38:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Strife of Pi

12/02/20 20:27:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

''How are you going to get down off the fence, Tigger?''

''I'm stuffed if I know.''

12/02/20 20:22:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 718Mark Wilson

When your child gets his cuddly toy and Stretch Armstrong mixed up

12/02/20 20:21:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Shere just Khan't get over.

12/02/20 20:17:41

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Shere Khan't? --Michael Winner
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

He collapsed from Shere exertion.

12/02/20 20:11:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3432Stu Dent

The toy in the striped pajamas

12/02/20 20:02:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Tigger Feat 🎵

12/02/20 20:01:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

He's from Chad.

12/02/20 20:01:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

USKIP

12/02/20 20:00:24

 
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