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All these animals on Noahs Ark and I'm the only one who feels seasick
12/02/20 20:11:57
Life of Ply
12/02/20 20:02:18
Chester Zoo deny security failings.
12/02/20 21:03:34
"They'rrrrrrrrrre adequate!"
12/02/20 20:40:48
12/02/20 20:00:06
Judith Kerr's 'The Tiger Who Came To Rummage Around The Bins'.
12/02/20 20:42:11
Life isn't easy for an Eeyore trapped in the body of a Tigger.
12/02/20 20:37:44
''Climbing this fence has knocked the stuffing out of me.''
12/02/20 20:03:56
"BOSS...THE TIGER HAS GONE MISSING AGAIN""YOU'RE JOKING? Oh my god he's a clever sod. I knew we shouldn't have let him watch Escape from Alcatraz"
12/02/20 21:19:54
"I told you all that bouncing around would knacker you out."
12/02/20 20:18:00
Sighberian Tiger
12/02/20 20:15:39
Wife of Pi
12/02/20 20:00:17
Don’t be fooled by that “Adopt A Tiger Today” advert. I’ve been paying £20 a month to help an orphaned tiger called Pollyesther for nearly a year now and I’ve only just received a picture of her. I think it’s a con and the charity just keeps the money for themselves.
13/02/20 14:49:32
*Year 2075*"Oh look darling. Do you see Mr Tiger? Did you know many years ago that people actually went and saw REAL animals in a Zoo? Yes, people kept animals in cages and charged money for people to see them""Are you serious Mummy? What a set of c*nts""Yes I'm serious but HOW DARE YOU USE THAT LANGUAGE? You know it's not appropriate to call me Mummy. It refers to me being a female and that's gender stereotyping and against the law...YOU'RE GROUNDED"
12/02/20 21:27:15
Please feel free to shape this into whatever interpretation you want. Is it a tiger? - I see a tiger and not a real one at that. Has someone been connecting dots on a leopard with a magic marker? Or is it a lion trying out a stripy new look? What is it you see? - Hold on, scratch all of that - is it a hedgehog? Yep - it's a hedgehog, I totally see it now. Sneaky.
12/02/20 21:17:35
After years of bouncing around in umpteen Winnie the Pooh stories Tigger's arthritic joints had got the better of him.
12/02/20 20:39:16
Hello my name is Tigger and I’m part of A A
12/02/20 20:17:46
Tony was so frustrated. He just wanted to get his leg over.
12/02/20 20:13:04
He’s normally black and orange; but he caught his balls climbing the fence and now they’re black and blue.
12/02/20 20:04:36
Stares and Stripes
13/02/20 6:51:14
Tiger: Please keep that wretch April Stevens away from me!Remember - "...Tiger, tiger I wanna squeeze you wah wah wah wah wah"
13/02/20 4:47:29
If George Bluth Senior’s face was put on a tiger, the tiger would have a body as raggedy as this one.^ #buildthatwall
13/02/20 4:09:07
Board stiff
13/02/20 1:36:35
I really love your tiger feat ( well, nice try anyway!)
12/02/20 21:30:10
''That animal up there has just urinated on me, darling.''''You mean the tiger who came to pee.''
12/02/20 21:10:39
You can’t call me a soft toy, do you know how high this fence is?
12/02/20 21:06:26
Every Tigger needs a Poo.
12/02/20 20:51:36
End these cruel practical jokes, Siegfried.
12/02/20 20:50:08
"That bloody corner shop has run out of Frosties again."
12/02/20 20:47:41
Seconds later it was shot by a Minnesota dentist.
12/02/20 20:38:40
Strife of Pi
12/02/20 20:27:11
''How are you going to get down off the fence, Tigger?''''I'm stuffed if I know.''
12/02/20 20:22:53
When your child gets his cuddly toy and Stretch Armstrong mixed up
12/02/20 20:21:01
Shere just Khan't get over.
12/02/20 20:17:41
He collapsed from Shere exertion.
12/02/20 20:11:32
The toy in the striped pajamas
12/02/20 20:02:24
🎵 Tigger Feat 🎵
12/02/20 20:01:57
He's from Chad.
12/02/20 20:01:18
USKIP
12/02/20 20:00:24