lol clever

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 8:13:01

Tomb Rider.

03/08/18 8:12:31

He must be going to Bury

03/08/18 9:35:45

Looks like a deathtrap

03/08/18 8:03:02

For Sale. One previous owner.

03/08/18 10:37:15

"Oh no, the head casket has blown!"

03/08/18 8:00:50

Coffin dodgem.

03/08/18 8:44:21

The lad actually passed a car on the motorway ,while he was in the slow lane. He got done for undertaking.

03/08/18 8:06:02

Carcophagus

03/08/18 8:00:09

On the flipside I wouldn’t be seen dead in a Volvo

04/08/18 7:37:38

"Pine?"
'Not really he was a little s**t.'

03/08/18 17:48:58

"Where did you get that from John?"
"My dad, he dug it up from somewhere."

03/08/18 11:31:59

I bought it from Burke and Hare Used Car Dealers'.

03/08/18 11:03:36

"Brakes? I don't need brakes. I can stop dead any time I like."

03/08/18 10:34:00

Iraqi Races

03/08/18 8:52:37

Michael Parkinson's relatives decide to spend the Sun Life lump sum on a family holiday.

03/08/18 8:34:35

He crashed shortly after when he couldn't stop coffin.

03/08/18 8:17:46

Just nipping to the shops for some Brown Bread

03/08/18 8:12:02

Trouble is , he had no where to park it. Which gave him grave concerns.

03/08/18 8:09:47

"Let her RIP, son."

03/08/18 8:08:44

It handles a-pall-ingly.

03/08/18 8:06:54

John didn't want to be late for his own funeral.

03/08/18 8:00:53

Keeping Death on the road.

03/08/18 20:11:10

Don't come a-knockin' if this van's a coffin

03/08/18 16:38:20

Live fast

03/08/18 14:17:59

Gran Prix

03/08/18 14:04:35

Steering's a little stiff

03/08/18 13:58:48

Going downhill fast.

03/08/18 10:39:36

On the way to the pub for a bier.

03/08/18 10:34:46

And he's off...to the Promised Land.

03/08/18 10:13:10

Death Wish

03/08/18 9:28:22

Damian hearse was creative as a child

03/08/18 9:24:52

Dragula

03/08/18 8:44:04

Carma.

03/08/18 8:13:31

Death Race 2000

03/08/18 8:05:57

It had no sign of ownership, however its got to belong to some body

03/08/18 8:05:33

"I asked my dad to fix up my go cart. He said am not coffin up for that."

03/08/18 8:04:23

Bogart: ''Hearse looking at you kid.''

03/08/18 8:02:32

"I'm going for a service."

03/08/18 8:01:22

Go-Depart racing

03/08/18 8:00:24

Well, it just saves so much time, doesn’t it?

03/08/18 8:00:21

He's just off to the body shop to have it sprayed (with disinfectant).

03/08/18 8:00:10

Coop: Putting the 'fun' into funerals.

03/08/18 8:00:09