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"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nans face."
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stone face Vote score: 3946stone face

"It was quite a comfortable ride. Once I got used to sitting on my nan's face."

03/08/18 8:13:01

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Thanks Karen-If only you would have voted for it ,then I would have won the fifty quid and I wouldn't have had to sell one of the kids to make ends meet. But don't blame yourself Karen am sure you never meant to be so selfish. Once again thanks. --stone face
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

Tomb Rider.

03/08/18 8:12:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4037Vivvy En

He must be going to Bury

03/08/18 9:35:45

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Beat me to it --Dan Nicholls
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7966Vanessa the Guesser

Looks like a deathtrap

03/08/18 8:03:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

For Sale. One previous owner.

03/08/18 10:37:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

"Oh no, the head casket has blown!"

03/08/18 8:00:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4178Kenny Ireland

Coffin dodgem.

03/08/18 8:44:21

 
stone face Vote score: 3946stone face

The lad actually passed a car on the motorway ,while he was in the slow lane. He got done for undertaking.

03/08/18 8:06:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

Carcophagus

03/08/18 8:00:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6535Mr Dome

On the flipside I wouldn’t be seen dead in a Volvo

04/08/18 7:37:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

"Pine?"
'Not really he was a little s**t.'

03/08/18 17:48:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18826John Glover

"Where did you get that from John?"
"My dad, he dug it up from somewhere."

03/08/18 11:31:59

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

I bought it from Burke and Hare Used Car Dealers'.

03/08/18 11:03:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Brakes? I don't need brakes. I can stop dead any time I like."

03/08/18 10:34:00

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7723Leroy Brown

Iraqi Races

03/08/18 8:52:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3925Dave Bryan

Michael Parkinson's relatives decide to spend the Sun Life lump sum on a family holiday.

03/08/18 8:34:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7966Vanessa the Guesser

He crashed shortly after when he couldn't stop coffin.

03/08/18 8:17:46

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Just nipping to the shops for some Brown Bread

03/08/18 8:12:02

 
stone face Vote score: 3946stone face

Trouble is , he had no where to park it. Which gave him grave concerns.

03/08/18 8:09:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Let her RIP, son."

03/08/18 8:08:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It handles a-pall-ingly.

03/08/18 8:06:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3925Dave Bryan

John didn't want to be late for his own funeral.

03/08/18 8:00:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9105Neil Mackenzie

Keeping Death on the road.

03/08/18 20:11:10

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3306Paul Woolley

Don't come a-knockin' if this van's a coffin

03/08/18 16:38:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Live fast

03/08/18 14:17:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Gran Prix

03/08/18 14:04:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Steering's a little stiff

03/08/18 13:58:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Going downhill fast.

03/08/18 10:39:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

On the way to the pub for a bier.

03/08/18 10:34:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

And he's off...to the Promised Land.

03/08/18 10:13:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29184Tony Edwards

Death Wish

03/08/18 9:28:22

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

Damian hearse was creative as a child

03/08/18 9:24:52

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

Dragula

03/08/18 8:44:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

Carma.

03/08/18 8:13:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3925Dave Bryan

Death Race 2000

03/08/18 8:05:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5556Chris Keegan

It had no sign of ownership, however its got to belong to some body

03/08/18 8:05:33

 
stone face Vote score: 3946stone face

"I asked my dad to fix up my go cart. He said am not coffin up for that."

03/08/18 8:04:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3925Dave Bryan

Bogart: ''Hearse looking at you kid.''

03/08/18 8:02:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

"I'm going for a service."

03/08/18 8:01:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

Go-Depart racing

03/08/18 8:00:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

Well, it just saves so much time, doesn’t it?

03/08/18 8:00:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

He's just off to the body shop to have it sprayed (with disinfectant).

03/08/18 8:00:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

Coop: Putting the 'fun' into funerals.

03/08/18 8:00:09

 
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