lol creative x2 clever

''Hello, Derbyshire police, it's Tom here. I've just seen a couple walking their dog.''

31/03/20 8:04:05

Peeping Tom

31/03/20 8:01:51

''I can't understand all the fuss about self isolation. I've been doing it for years.''

31/03/20 8:01:42

Pussy willow

31/03/20 8:00:06

Cat on a not thin root.

31/03/20 8:07:21

"I can't see the wood for the fleas."

31/03/20 8:06:27

"I know I'm a cat, and I know I shouldn't get stuck in a tree."
"But as you can see I am stuck, so get the f@cking ladder up here NOW".

31/03/20 11:17:57

Tom and Cherry tree

31/03/20 8:00:26

Me-owl

31/03/20 8:30:05

In these trying times even the Cheshire Cat can't raise a grin

31/03/20 20:58:56

Fleasy Hider

31/03/20 11:15:04

"Major Tom to ground control: Help, I'm stuck."

31/03/20 8:02:54

When he finally lets that tufty-eared bird go - I'll be ready!

31/03/20 21:26:18

Cat Tim's log, stardate 31/03/2020.

31/03/20 12:26:11

Cat taunting:
"Your mother was a hamster... and she was delicious.
And your father smelt... and he was delicious too."

31/03/20 10:29:24

Just in timber land

31/03/20 8:34:29

Such a sneaky cat - she won't be giving the guard's bearskin back any time soon.

31/03/20 8:32:50

I used to love this episode of Trumpton.

31/03/20 8:08:45

" I've been social distancing for years."

31/03/20 22:31:06

Very Interesting

31/03/20 13:21:31

ArboreTom

31/03/20 12:03:34

"I know you've got something hidden in that bag of 'plaster' above your head. I will find out what it is if it's the last thing you do."

31/03/20 9:58:48

Cat tree

31/03/20 9:39:50

My can opener's are having some kind of sit in, in my house.

31/03/20 9:06:55

Here's looking at you, kit

31/03/20 8:58:46

I iz speshul branch.

31/03/20 8:50:10

Someone please go and grab that pussy!

31/03/20 8:42:58

Tree of Hippocates

31/03/20 8:14:56

"Stop giving me catnip Dave, I have no idea how I got up here."

31/03/20 8:14:16

''We need to take Tom to the vets. His ear mites are getting out of control.''

31/03/20 8:12:49

Paws and reflect.

31/03/20 8:10:03

I didn't know cats could bark.

31/03/20 8:09:21

"I've really got the hump today."

31/03/20 8:04:59