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Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that."

03/07/21 20:36:21

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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

Defecake

03/07/21 20:00:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

"The best bit is licking the bowl afterwards."

03/07/21 20:06:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

"Let them eat cack!"

03/07/21 20:09:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

"I've also made some bog rolls."

03/07/21 20:03:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6098Karyn Harrison

"And on tonight's episode of Ramsay's Toilet Nightmares ..."

03/07/21 20:23:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Convenience food.

03/07/21 20:19:35

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

It's a nice touch when you book into the bulimia clinic.

03/07/21 20:13:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13279The Wolf

"You might wanna light a candle"

03/07/21 21:00:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

" Will someone tell dad I've unblocked the toilet and grannie I've found her missing ball of wool."

03/07/21 20:49:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15655Vanessa the Guesser

"Who left the brownie in the toilet?"

03/07/21 20:12:48

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

You're going to need a bigger toilet!

03/07/21 20:04:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

"Captain Blackadder, Sir? You know how last week we ran out of coffee but I managed to improvise? Well, you'll be glad to hear I've also made some special bread..."

03/07/21 20:02:14

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

His new high fibre diet is certainly working!

04/07/21 0:40:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15808Dave Bryan

''It's still quite fresh. I don't think it's past the smell by date.''

03/07/21 20:35:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

Pan au Chocolat

03/07/21 20:00:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"I know you're not supposed to but it's the only way we can feed the mutant ducks that live in the sewers"

03/07/21 20:46:29

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What an amazing imagination you have! --Stephen Bean
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

That looks like a whole meal, possibly even a banquet.

04/07/21 8:19:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

Droppin a loaf people! Coming through!

04/07/21 3:30:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13279The Wolf

Have your cake and eat shit.

03/07/21 20:58:35

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Why eat shit when you have cake? Unless it's an urinal cake?  --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 13279The Wolf

Pashitisserie Valerie

03/07/21 20:39:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"I'm off for a crêpe."

03/07/21 20:09:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

Fart & Fibre

03/07/21 20:01:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Bread pan.

04/07/21 17:58:42

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Best place for malt loaf

04/07/21 14:01:22

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Joey from friends: nope got yours too

04/07/21 13:57:44

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

If you think that's bad, you should see the size of the arse that did it. You certainly don't want to stand downwind of that!

04/07/21 0:37:05

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

Has Johnny Depp finally been toilet trained?

04/07/21 0:36:15

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

I must say that Ex Lax worked a treat!

04/07/21 0:22:35

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 46Pip Rae

Johnny Depp, come out where ever you are. I know you're in here!

04/07/21 0:19:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2960Willie Johnson

"Pinching off a loaf can be hard. But I guess I should have lifted the lid."
"What difference would it make?"

03/07/21 23:33:35

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Pan loaf.

03/07/21 21:16:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

It's got a big crack

03/07/21 20:58:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3463Mark Wilson

Nobody likes a soggy bottom

03/07/21 20:39:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Who'd leave that there? They must be potty."

03/07/21 20:37:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15655Vanessa the Guesser

Mr Kipling is ready to throw in the sponge.

03/07/21 20:33:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

This morning, as if it were a miracle, I saw not the usual one, but this time two faces of Boris Johnson in the toilet.

03/07/21 20:12:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

"That indigestible french loaf ended up being a pain in the arse!"

03/07/21 20:00:34

 
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