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As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative.
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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1747Karen Oakenfull

As a funeral director, I should never have agreed to the, ‘Take Your Kids To Work Day’ initiative.

30/03/20 13:59:43

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Waaaaah I’m close to being pipped to the post. But it was very exiting being at the top for this long. Thank you to everyone who voted. Can’t believe the score I got in the first place! Xxxx --Karen Oakenfull
The Wolf Vote score: 8812The Wolf

“I told you not to fall asleep whilst babysitting…”

30/03/20 12:00:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15345Dan Nicholls

"Wow, that was one epic drinking session, wasn't it Sharon? Sh...Sharon?"

30/03/20 14:54:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Eyes Wide Shut

30/03/20 13:28:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12312Stephen Bean

Bitch Cassidy

30/03/20 12:20:10

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He's a new man. --Scrijjy Doo
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6996Glyn Evans

"Draw"

30/03/20 14:46:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

I'm really not sure about this Instagram funeral filter.

30/03/20 12:26:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

He started out lively but after a few drinks John waned.

30/03/20 12:12:41

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 661Charles Gilbert

Andy Oakley.

31/03/20 23:36:54

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

As he reached his fifth orgasm of the day, it wasn’t just time that Dave had on his hands.

30/03/20 13:51:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8812The Wolf

"Lockdown? No, it didn't affect me in the slightest"

30/03/20 12:20:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32668Tony Edwards

Jokeahontas

30/03/20 12:05:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

Not the first time I've woken up with a Woody.

30/03/20 12:01:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2766Scrijjy Doo

It was all fun and games until Bill Cosby showed up.

30/03/20 15:40:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10287Mr Dome

Death Becomes Her. Him. Her? Erm Him?

30/03/20 14:43:43

 
Mark England Vote score: 17418Mark England

"What have you done, Nurse? He looks like Robert Smith"
"But you told me to administer The Cure on the patient, Doctor"

30/03/20 12:09:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Marionette Morrison

30/03/20 12:09:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Calamity James

30/03/20 12:06:31

 
Paul Stevens Paul Stevens

Tim curry was desperate to reprise his role in Rocky Horror

02/04/20 21:49:32

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

He stood and stuffed.

30/03/20 22:32:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11080Neil Mackenzie

Although he was badly drawn he managed a smile.

30/03/20 20:34:21

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Rouge Indian

30/03/20 16:38:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Willie Nelson on tour.

30/03/20 15:59:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 736alexandra ball

Home schooling during lockdown, such fun!

30/03/20 15:10:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15345Dan Nicholls

Wild Bill Hiccup

30/03/20 14:53:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2766Scrijjy Doo

Some people can't hold their mascara.

30/03/20 13:58:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

"Yes, I'm ready for my conference meeting."

30/03/20 13:36:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11823Dave Bryan

''Let us remember Len for a few moments before he makes his final journey. He was a shy man who loved working on his allotment........''

30/03/20 12:57:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15345Dan Nicholls

Get the lockdown look

30/03/20 12:48:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

In future perhaps it would be better to have the nice ladies in Boots make up your love doll

30/03/20 12:46:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12312Stephen Bean

Elle Dorado

30/03/20 12:29:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32668Tony Edwards

Kiss-me-quick Hattie

30/03/20 12:23:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11823Dave Bryan

''I was OK until I got that letter from Boris.''

30/03/20 12:14:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"Wakey, Wakey! Me lasso"

30/03/20 12:12:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12312Stephen Bean

Sleeping Berty

30/03/20 12:01:44

 
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