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Chris Keegan Vote score: 3685Chris Keegan

Fowling the pavement

05/11/17 21:17:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33438Welsh Rarebit

Be careful not to step on the quacks.

05/11/17 20:17:03

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Four legs, four wings, 2 breasts and a handy box to carry them in... ...but Bill was sure his Bargain Bucket was undercooked.

05/11/17 21:04:30

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Eric was sick to death of standing by the lake with a bag of crumbs. He was taking them straight to Greggs.

05/11/17 20:28:52

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

For goodness sake! When I said take the ducks out at 5 o'clock I meant out of the oven!"

05/11/17 23:33:08

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Not a bad swap, thought Harry. But how will the puppies sleep on the pond?

05/11/17 21:33:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19721Ian Skelding

"I'm taking you two to my favourite Chinese restaurant."

05/11/17 20:31:36

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

"Bloody hell Nan ... lets go find the dogs in the park, then discuss your new home ..."

05/11/17 23:01:01

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2632GeeDee

That's just Quackers!

05/11/17 20:02:23

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Ok so now i'm confused - do you really mean they were selling coats? :) --Mr Dome
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

I don't understand it. I phoned ahead to see if the restaurant serves duck and they said yes, but when we arrived they wouldn't let us in.

05/11/17 23:31:58

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

Mum told me to get all of my ducks in a row ...

05/11/17 20:30:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33438Welsh Rarebit

Shouldn't those Pit Bill terriers be muzzled?

05/11/17 20:10:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Waddle they do next

05/11/17 20:08:56

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Speed up Percy! I think that bloke in the red shoes is following us.

06/11/17 15:03:14

 
Joe Bridal Vote score: 33Joe Bridal

Je suis mallard

05/11/17 21:37:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3360Vivvy En

Dave had to walk because he'd been done for duck driving

05/11/17 20:52:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5062Hercules Rockefeller

"He gets real fussy when I make him wear his sailor outfit."

05/11/17 20:20:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33438Welsh Rarebit

"Waddlies!"

05/11/17 20:13:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

"When we get to the crossing, follow that chicken."

05/11/17 20:10:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33438Welsh Rarebit

"TEAL!"

05/11/17 20:00:07

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

I first got into duck walking because I got in too much trouble for goose stepping

06/11/17 13:22:03

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

F**k Canard!

06/11/17 11:26:15

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Two ducks on their way to their favorite movie, omen , with Gregory Peck.

05/11/17 22:35:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

Out for a duck.

05/11/17 21:56:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Amphibbey Road

05/11/17 21:45:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8722Neil Mackenzie

Their Agent hadn't been able to get them any acting work since their last appearance on Hilda Ogden's wall.

05/11/17 21:03:57

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

This remake of The Birds is a lot less scary than the original.

05/11/17 20:54:11

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

The duck of the Irish

05/11/17 20:32:51

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

Seeing-eye duck trials in Chiswick

05/11/17 20:31:32

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Turns out he did have two ducks to give.

05/11/17 20:28:51

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

River Island here we come.

05/11/17 20:23:52

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

The leash won't come off till they learn how to conduck themselves in public.

05/11/17 20:20:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

'Under the bird walk, down by the sea'

05/11/17 20:16:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3685Chris Keegan

Duck out of walker

05/11/17 20:12:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

That's not how duck hunting works, Dave.

05/11/17 20:12:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

Lack of funding grounds the flying doctors.

05/11/17 20:10:34

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2632GeeDee

Web Protection!

05/11/17 20:07:32

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4536Chris Halliwell

Duck and cover.

05/11/17 20:06:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

Oh no, not more High Street bills.

05/11/17 20:05:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

He's Mallardjusted.

05/11/17 20:03:25

 
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