Fowling the pavement

05/11/17 21:17:57

Be careful not to step on the quacks.

05/11/17 20:17:03

Four legs, four wings, 2 breasts and a handy box to carry them in... ...but Bill was sure his Bargain Bucket was undercooked.

05/11/17 21:04:30

Eric was sick to death of standing by the lake with a bag of crumbs. He was taking them straight to Greggs.

05/11/17 20:28:52

For goodness sake! When I said take the ducks out at 5 o'clock I meant out of the oven!"

05/11/17 23:33:08

Not a bad swap, thought Harry. But how will the puppies sleep on the pond?

05/11/17 21:33:26

"I'm taking you two to my favourite Chinese restaurant."

05/11/17 20:31:36

"Bloody hell Nan ... lets go find the dogs in the park, then discuss your new home ..."

05/11/17 23:01:01

That's just Quackers!

05/11/17 20:02:23

I don't understand it. I phoned ahead to see if the restaurant serves duck and they said yes, but when we arrived they wouldn't let us in.

05/11/17 23:31:58

Mum told me to get all of my ducks in a row ...

05/11/17 20:30:15

Shouldn't those Pit Bill terriers be muzzled?

05/11/17 20:10:44

Waddle they do next

05/11/17 20:08:56

Speed up Percy! I think that bloke in the red shoes is following us.

06/11/17 15:03:14

Je suis mallard

05/11/17 21:37:44

Dave had to walk because he'd been done for duck driving

05/11/17 20:52:01

"He gets real fussy when I make him wear his sailor outfit."

05/11/17 20:20:41

"Waddlies!"

05/11/17 20:13:25

"When we get to the crossing, follow that chicken."

05/11/17 20:10:00

"TEAL!"

05/11/17 20:00:07

I first got into duck walking because I got in too much trouble for goose stepping

06/11/17 13:22:03

F**k Canard!

06/11/17 11:26:15

Two ducks on their way to their favorite movie, omen , with Gregory Peck.

05/11/17 22:35:56

Out for a duck.

05/11/17 21:56:59

Amphibbey Road

05/11/17 21:45:18

Their Agent hadn't been able to get them any acting work since their last appearance on Hilda Ogden's wall.

05/11/17 21:03:57

This remake of The Birds is a lot less scary than the original.

05/11/17 20:54:11

The duck of the Irish

05/11/17 20:32:51

Seeing-eye duck trials in Chiswick

05/11/17 20:31:32

Turns out he did have two ducks to give.

05/11/17 20:28:51

River Island here we come.

05/11/17 20:23:52

The leash won't come off till they learn how to conduck themselves in public.

05/11/17 20:20:50

'Under the bird walk, down by the sea'

05/11/17 20:16:51

Duck out of walker

05/11/17 20:12:42

That's not how duck hunting works, Dave.

05/11/17 20:12:08

Lack of funding grounds the flying doctors.

05/11/17 20:10:34

Web Protection!

05/11/17 20:07:32

Duck and cover.

05/11/17 20:06:11

Oh no, not more High Street bills.

05/11/17 20:05:28

He's Mallardjusted.

05/11/17 20:03:25