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Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"What's your handicap, Mary?"
"I'm blind."

24/08/18 19:46:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Fore play

24/08/18 19:01:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

She hit a bogey.

24/08/18 20:23:02

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John Llamas Vote score: 19602John Llamas

“When you said you fancied popping out for a drive .......”

24/08/18 19:02:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

Grandpar

24/08/18 19:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Tee for two

24/08/18 19:00:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

"We just hit it off."

24/08/18 20:50:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

Using a wood on the tee, she was able to hit the ball straight off the face.

24/08/18 19:54:30

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

"Fancy a sand wedge love?"

24/08/18 19:13:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

...and that's how her husband gained the nickname 'Voldemort'.

24/08/18 19:19:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"That's funny, tee he."

24/08/18 19:17:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

Ernie, Elsie

24/08/18 19:13:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 14106Mark England

"But Edna, when you said that you wanted to try swinging..."

24/08/18 19:09:46

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19602John Llamas

“Say what you like about Elsie, she still gives me wood”

24/08/18 19:03:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

"It's your fault George for pinching my tees for your cribbage board."

24/08/18 20:19:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3422Vivvy En

"That's so perilous! She'll get nasty blisters not wearing a glove..."

24/08/18 19:53:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

Ethel found a fantastic way to test if Arthur was faking his narcolepsy.

24/08/18 19:25:38

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

Well that's one way of getting rid of a bogey ,grandma.

24/08/18 19:19:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

George takes his punishment for playing around.

24/08/18 19:06:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Driving Miss Daisy

24/08/18 19:02:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

"Aha! A double bogey"

24/08/18 19:01:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

“Marjorie, when I asked you to give me a stroke...”

24/08/18 19:00:30

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3769Kenny Ireland

It was probably a bad time to tell Dave that her real name was Cinderella.

26/08/18 12:22:10

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

The whole things is a disgrace!! Wearing calf length grey socks with white shorts? What sort of club is this?!!

25/08/18 17:55:09

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

When I said use an iron this isn't what I meant.

25/08/18 3:21:26

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

What don't you like about your nose

24/08/18 23:47:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3773C CaMel

They are both on grass.

24/08/18 22:39:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

Although she was no longer a sex worker, she still had a hooker's grip.

24/08/18 20:03:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

Tee Mat

24/08/18 19:52:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

Berkdale

24/08/18 19:52:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

DIY rhinoplasty

24/08/18 19:44:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

It was time to stop Colin's addiction to bubble gum and as harsh as it seems there is no fairway

24/08/18 19:28:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

After catching Leonard masturbating online again, Beryl thought she'd mess him up good and proper this time

24/08/18 19:20:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

Ironically Brian was Miss Daisy's driver, yet he didn't have much to chauffer it

24/08/18 19:18:17

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Hold still Gary! I had to take off my prescription lenses so that my sunglasses would fit!!"

24/08/18 19:18:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

"But Honey, why can't we just pay for the operation?"

24/08/18 19:17:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Darling, this wasn’t what I meant when I suggested playing around in the garden.

24/08/18 19:17:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Age is no barrier when it comes to high risk sports.

24/08/18 19:17:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Always remember to keep your head down while tee-ing off.

24/08/18 19:16:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5070Hercules Rockefeller

Gertrude was going for the hole in Juan.

24/08/18 19:15:55

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

Well he looks really teed off.

24/08/18 19:15:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Crazies' golf

24/08/18 19:15:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

Beatrice had always suffered from clubfoot

24/08/18 19:15:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

There MUST be an easier way to get the spinach out of your teeth.

24/08/18 19:14:52

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Relationship goals

24/08/18 19:14:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Some people prefer to eat their boiled eggs al fresco.

24/08/18 19:14:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

But I only was only joking when I said 'kiss my balls'

24/08/18 19:14:06

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

That's a fairway to go.

24/08/18 19:13:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

That's an awkward lie...

24/08/18 19:13:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Apparently he was eventually clubbed to death

24/08/18 19:11:50

 
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