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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"What's your handicap, Mary?"
"I'm blind."

24/08/18 20:46:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29236Tony Edwards

Fore play

24/08/18 20:01:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

She hit a bogey.

24/08/18 21:23:02

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John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

“When you said you fancied popping out for a drive .......”

24/08/18 20:02:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Grandpar

24/08/18 20:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35633Welsh Rarebit

Tee for two

24/08/18 20:00:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

"We just hit it off."

24/08/18 21:50:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

Using a wood on the tee, she was able to hit the ball straight off the face.

24/08/18 20:54:30

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

"Fancy a sand wedge love?"

24/08/18 20:13:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21686Michael Winner

...and that's how her husband gained the nickname 'Voldemort'.

24/08/18 20:19:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"That's funny, tee he."

24/08/18 20:17:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Ernie, Elsie

24/08/18 20:13:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 14785Mark England

"But Edna, when you said that you wanted to try swinging..."

24/08/18 20:09:46

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

“Say what you like about Elsie, she still gives me wood”

24/08/18 20:03:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18888John Glover

"It's your fault George for pinching my tees for your cribbage board."

24/08/18 21:19:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4065Vivvy En

"That's so perilous! She'll get nasty blisters not wearing a glove..."

24/08/18 20:53:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21686Michael Winner

Ethel found a fantastic way to test if Arthur was faking his narcolepsy.

24/08/18 20:25:38

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Well that's one way of getting rid of a bogey ,grandma.

24/08/18 20:19:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29236Tony Edwards

George takes his punishment for playing around.

24/08/18 20:06:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35633Welsh Rarebit

Driving Miss Daisy

24/08/18 20:02:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8024Vanessa the Guesser

"Aha! A double bogey"

24/08/18 20:01:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35633Welsh Rarebit

“Marjorie, when I asked you to give me a stroke...”

24/08/18 20:00:30

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

It was probably a bad time to tell Dave that her real name was Cinderella.

26/08/18 13:22:10

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

The whole things is a disgrace!! Wearing calf length grey socks with white shorts? What sort of club is this?!!

25/08/18 18:55:09

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 245Generic RedHead

When I said use an iron this isn't what I meant.

25/08/18 4:21:26

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 524Carey Sutton

What don't you like about your nose

25/08/18 0:47:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

They are both on grass.

24/08/18 23:39:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

Although she was no longer a sex worker, she still had a hooker's grip.

24/08/18 21:03:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

Tee Mat

24/08/18 20:52:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3990Dave Bryan

Berkdale

24/08/18 20:52:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29236Tony Edwards

DIY rhinoplasty

24/08/18 20:44:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5604Chris Keegan

It was time to stop Colin's addiction to bubble gum and as harsh as it seems there is no fairway

24/08/18 20:28:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

After catching Leonard masturbating online again, Beryl thought she'd mess him up good and proper this time

24/08/18 20:20:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

Ironically Brian was Miss Daisy's driver, yet he didn't have much to chauffer it

24/08/18 20:18:17

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Hold still Gary! I had to take off my prescription lenses so that my sunglasses would fit!!"

24/08/18 20:18:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21686Michael Winner

"But Honey, why can't we just pay for the operation?"

24/08/18 20:17:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Darling, this wasn’t what I meant when I suggested playing around in the garden.

24/08/18 20:17:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Age is no barrier when it comes to high risk sports.

24/08/18 20:17:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Always remember to keep your head down while tee-ing off.

24/08/18 20:16:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5573Hercules Rockefeller

Gertrude was going for the hole in Juan.

24/08/18 20:15:55

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Well he looks really teed off.

24/08/18 20:15:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29236Tony Edwards

Crazies' golf

24/08/18 20:15:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

Beatrice had always suffered from clubfoot

24/08/18 20:15:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

There MUST be an easier way to get the spinach out of your teeth.

24/08/18 20:14:52

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Relationship goals

24/08/18 20:14:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Some people prefer to eat their boiled eggs al fresco.

24/08/18 20:14:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6570Mr Dome

But I only was only joking when I said 'kiss my balls'

24/08/18 20:14:06

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

That's a fairway to go.

24/08/18 20:13:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

That's an awkward lie...

24/08/18 20:13:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5604Chris Keegan

Apparently he was eventually clubbed to death

24/08/18 20:11:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Bruce FOREsight

24/08/18 20:10:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8024Vanessa the Guesser

The follow-through was quite extraordinary.

24/08/18 20:08:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35633Welsh Rarebit

Watch the Bertie!

24/08/18 20:06:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 14785Mark England

Peter, Alice

24/08/18 20:06:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Mr. T and fortunately she missed her tee too.

24/08/18 20:04:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Spread Eagle

24/08/18 20:03:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 14785Mark England

Neal Clubbing

24/08/18 20:02:28

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Nurse - Curtains NOW !!

24/08/18 20:01:06

 
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