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Ben Samuel	Dave realised he would be repaying the loan for his cinema snacks for the next 10 years 20/08/25 7:01:31, edited: 20/08/25 7:01:50	14

Vanessa the Guesser	"It's a buoy!" 15/08/25 7:02:29	14

Paul Gledhill	Methane powered cars still need a bit more thought 12/08/25 7:25:58	14

Dave Bryan	clever FLOG IT ''What do you think it will fetch, Paul?'' ''A couple of sticks.'' 06/08/25 20:14:23	14

Tony S	Did you manage to get a photo of those flesh eating maggots yet Dave ? 03/08/25 11:03:38	14

Karyn Harrison	Duck à l'orange 01/08/25 8:30:43	14

Stephen Bean	"Ok, which one of you stole all the catni... Ah, don't worry. I can guess." 31/07/25 11:04:49, edited: 31/07/25 11:05:40	14

Al Overy	Paddy hadn't quite got the hang of being a drug mule. 31/07/25 7:09:13	14

Hercules Rockefeller	creative Dave was thrilled that he could finally cross pigeon off of his bird watching list. 30/07/25 7:04:23	14

Kathleen Ralph	A gift that really sucks. 28/07/25 7:02:39	1 14

Kathleen Ralph	A Nuclear War-head? 22/07/25 19:13:35	14

James Lennox	lol "About that mugshot of the man-hating serial killer, Sarge. Do you think we should have removed the severed penises first?" 20/07/25 7:08:54	5 14
Does that mean she's wearing a cock ring? --Glyn Evans
Vivvy En	"May the sauce be with you" 18/07/25 11:13:42	14

C CaMel	lol “Ok, any other requests?” 18/07/25 7:12:43	14

Tony S	I told you to hurry the service before my waters broke. 17/07/25 19:02:51	14

Phil Swan	Sue regretted not putting on deodorant 16/07/25 11:01:21	14

Stephen Bean	The Missing Drink 15/07/25 19:02:27	14

Dave Bryan	''Why are you wearing bathing trunks?'' ''I like to keep my nuts hidden.'' 15/07/25 7:07:01	14

Karen McDonald	A miner inconvenience 13/07/25 19:04:19	14

Lara Holly	Bone china 12/07/25 11:00:21	14

James Lennox	Pop Art 11/07/25 7:00:57	1 14

Tony S	As a result of my jolly rogering. 09/07/25 7:06:25	14

James Lennox	🎵 Staying alive ... just 🎵 08/07/25 7:00:44	14

Stephen Bean	Toadster 04/07/25 11:00:11	14

Lara Holly	The Mule High Club 01/07/25 7:05:32	14

Jo	JK Rolling 30/06/25 19:00:19	14

Dave Bryan	creative He's making a pig of himself. 29/06/25 7:05:25	14

Al Overy	Three of them are seriously twisted. 23/06/25 7:00:47	14

Ian Skelding	lol “Nice and easy one today lads, just a kitten stuck up a building.” 22/06/25 11:39:42	14

Dave Bryan	Stool Hand Luke 20/06/25 20:02:20	14

Mark England	"Mr Biden, would you like a stool?" "I think I might already have one" 20/06/25 12:38:25	14

James Lennox	"I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... Oh, wait, you mean the younger one?" 16/06/25 7:01:31	14

Dave Bryan	''Does my bum look small in this?'' 15/06/25 11:02:26	1 14

John Harrison	He used to be shy but he's coming out of his shell a bit now. 09/06/25 11:03:39	1 14

Paul Gledhill	This is my friend, Jack 07/06/25 7:04:01, edited: 07/06/25 10:16:09	1 14

Scrijjy Doo	Paw & Order 04/06/25 19:07:47	14

Tony S	Back to the fruiture. 31/05/25 11:07:01	14

Stephen Bean	Road kill 30/05/25 19:15:03	14

John Harrison	"Order!" "Six Sardines and two Mackrel." 30/05/25 7:10:54	14

John Harrison	Dave always had a sense of humour and so at the funeral buffet after he croaked... 29/05/25 7:01:17	14

Ben Samuel	Let me take a snap of you 24/05/25 11:00:29	14

John Harrison	lol When you live in Birmingham, West Midlands and have looked at the weather forecast for Birmingham, Alabama. 22/05/25 12:41:15	3 14
'Black Betty' would be fantastic done in a Brummy accent. --Karen McDonald
Mr Dome	A pecknic 21/05/25 7:02:26	1 14

Dave Bryan	Pump Fiction 20/05/25 7:15:24, edited: 20/05/25 7:18:21	14

Vivvy En	Everyone stopped for a gander. 19/05/25 19:03:37	14

Dave Bryan	''I wish the crocodiles wouldn't play with their food.'' 19/05/25 11:09:03, edited: 19/05/25 11:10:34	14

Valerie Fish	Jurassic Harp 17/05/25 19:03:54	14

Mark England	"Im struggling to control my pupils" 14/05/25 11:02:59	14

Al Overy	1* Very bad for the spine! 13/05/25 7:08:14	14

Al Overy	All the President's Menus 10/05/25 11:06:39	14

C CaMel	creative “Sunken tanks near the coast, Sarge.” ‘With turrets?’ “Sunken bastard tanks near the fucking coast, Sarge.” 08/05/25 11:16:45	14

Tony S	clever War weddings and a funeral 05/05/25 7:12:58	14

Hercules Rockefeller	Unsurprisingly, nobody had any objections as to why they should be married. 05/05/25 7:03:21	14

Vanessa the Guesser	He's on a power trip. 03/05/25 11:09:43	14

Phil Swan	“I want whoever suggested we invade India “ 03/05/25 7:13:34	14

James Lennox	Bitch Perfect 02/05/25 19:12:43	1 14

Dot Old	It's Frank's furtieth 27/04/25 19:05:30	14

Vivvy En	"To make America great you need a solid foundation," said Donald. 27/04/25 11:27:42	1 14
One minor criticism, Cap Auth. This sentence is too coherent for Donald. --James Lennox
KT A	clever 🎵 Hit the Road Yak 🎵 19/04/25 22:15:55	14

Stephen Bean	"May the Ground Force be with you." 13/04/25 11:04:30	14

Lara Holly	lol Did she really knead all that 08/04/25 19:06:33	14

Dave Bryan	We've all been there. You pick up a couple of girls for a one night stand and they end up as part of the furniture. 08/04/25 11:17:50, edited: 08/04/25 11:31:11	1 14

Hercules Rockefeller	clever Puss in Boobs 05/04/25 7:00:30	1 14

Dave Bryan	''Dave must have been lying when he said she couldn't hold her beer.'' 04/04/25 19:19:12	14

Karyn Harrison	Game of Throwns 29/03/25 12:08:44	1 14

Al Overy	Bark and Ride 28/03/25 8:02:56	14

James Lennox	"Yes, sir, 72 hours straight of Celine Dion. They're bound to surrender any minute." 26/03/25 12:01:02, edited: 26/03/25 12:06:13	7 14
And if that doesn't work, go nuclear with Cliff. --John Harrison
James Lennox	The Emperor's New Pose 25/03/25 12:00:45	14

Karyn Harrison	"I'll swap you my Penguin for your Fun-Size Mars Bar." 20/03/25 12:09:34	14

Dave Bryan	''There are no lights on this vehicle. What have you got to say for yourself?'' ''Don't take your foot off the wheel. There's no brakes either.'' 20/03/25 8:26:58	14

James Lennox	lol "Front desk? I'd like to make a complaint. This turquoise headboard is disgusting." 19/03/25 12:17:43	14

Stephen Bean	Joseph and his technicoloured dream cat 17/03/25 8:00:34, edited: 17/03/25 8:03:12	14

Ian Sanderson	“This is the name of my next child” 16/03/25 12:37:24	14

Tony S	I had to return the McDonald's toy I had ordered the Happy meal. 16/03/25 8:23:14	14

Jo	I think he misunderstood when you said you were going to add some cauli to tonight's dinner 15/03/25 12:02:32	14

Vivvy En	I'm now going to show you how to make a proper dog's dinner. 14/03/25 8:00:56	14

Hercules Rockefeller	Instagramps 08/03/25 20:01:49	14

James Lennox	In these tough financial times, even Poseidon had to take a second job as a window cleaner. 07/03/25 20:10:01	3 14
In these tough financial times, couldn't Poseidon have moved to seek out job prospects in Italy? 🤔Or would Neptune be sitting there sulking in protest "these Greeks coming over here taking my jobs, look at the greedy bastard, he's got two --Glyn Evans
Phil Swan	“Please can you remove your tanks as they give me terrible wind “ said the shark 06/03/25 12:01:40	14

Peter	I'm not into this typo fashion 06/03/25 8:21:25	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Something orange groping a pussy. Sounds familiar. 03/03/25 20:03:09	14

Dave Bryan	''That's it,'' thought Santa. ''No more mince pies.'' 02/03/25 8:26:04	14

oblong cassidy	I came home from holiday to find my house had been taken over by these squatters.. 28/02/25 8:09:47	14

Scrijjy Doo	Tabby Road 23/02/25 12:02:29	14

James Lennox	clever Surely you can't be cirrius. 18/02/25 8:00:45, edited: 18/02/25 8:01:51, suggested edits	2 14

Vivvy En	clever x2 Just don't look in its mouth. 17/02/25 8:21:45	14

Dave Bryan	''Can you shut the front door? You're letting all the hot air out.'' 13/02/25 12:34:34, edited: 13/02/25 12:38:04	14

Stephen Bean	I have piles of their records. 11/02/25 20:01:07	14

Stephen Bean	Lapin up the attention 09/02/25 12:11:28	14

Vanessa the Guesser	All passengers need to be monitored. 08/02/25 20:00:57	14

Tony S	lol "This one is Barbie ,this is Sindy and this is Ken." "Do you have an Oscar ? " "F#ck off." 07/02/25 12:15:56	14

James Lennox	A Bale of Two Cities 05/02/25 8:22:53	14

Crunchy Chords	Barrooster 04/02/25 20:00:58	14

Lara Holly	Lick Me Quick Hat 04/02/25 8:22:07	14

Stephen Bean	clever The Bitches of Eastwick 02/02/25 12:02:01	14

Stephen Bean	clever Dolled up to the nineties 31/01/25 20:01:02	14

Stephen Bean	Poor old lady died from a hart attack. 25/01/25 12:06:39	14

Stephen Bean	"No Comet." 20/01/25 20:05:35	14

Stephen Bean	clever Denim Moore 20/01/25 12:01:52	1 14

Kathleen Ralph	Private Cry'n. 19/01/25 20:05:35	14

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