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Welsh Rarebit		Sumo Russelling 28/12/16 20:31:55	15

Troompa Loompa		clever They'll all fall off when Islam on the brakes. 27/12/16 20:23:25	15

Mark England		lol "Darling. You know when you said that the wine tasted like cat's piss..." 15/12/16 20:10:01	15

Welsh Rarebit		Breast inplants 13/12/16 12:00:17	15

Smuldo		Puff Deady. 08/12/16 8:05:48	15

Vivvy En		"OMG! The snow plough's coming!" 06/12/16 8:08:11	15

Welsh Rarebit		Dev prefers his meat weld done. 02/12/16 8:58:57	15

Tony Edwards		clever x2 The Exorsister 27/11/16 20:11:58	15

Tiny Alien		clever Boatanical garden 17/11/16 12:00:27	15

Kenny Ireland		🎵 Sweet surrender. 🎵 17/11/16 9:31:16	15

Pete		"Come on down, Percy. We're having turkey this year." 14/11/16 12:02:33	1 15
hahahah can't get enough of this. --sandeep chahal
Pussy Galore		lol Thit! Don't you jutht hate it when you bite your tongue. 31/10/16 20:05:20	15

Tiny Alien		Pooched egg 27/10/16 8:25:24	15

Glyn Evans		lol x2 creative "This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly." 07/10/16 7:24:31	1 15
You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls		lol x2 Ahhh, look at the puppy longing for the ball. He will go on longing, for Murray suffers from DOG PARALYSIS. Just Â£2 a month will enable us to give Murray a swift kick up the rear so he can get up. Pick up the phone and give this dog a bone. 06/10/16 7:06:13	2 15
"NICE stroke." --Greg Curtis
Mark England		At the nudist club, all members must wear a hat 17/09/16 7:10:51	1 15
I like to think about the Spice Girls in the nude. Sometimes I keep my clothes on for it. --Michael Monkhouse
Neil Mackenzie		lol creative Romeo Beckham: For God's sake Mum I'm on the phone. 03/09/16 7:08:01	15

John Llamas		Nothing and nobody gets in the way of the 8 o'clock caption. 03/09/16 7:01:12	15

Dan Nicholls		creative "Thank you for coming in today Mr Wilson. We need to talk about your son's attitude in class." 01/09/16 19:47:54	1 15
"Too bad Mrs. Wilson couldn't make it today." --Martin Veith
Stephen Paterson		lol Fatter Seat Dogs Home. 29/08/16 7:13:25	15

Boycie		lol x2 clever Despite buying half the shop, Nish still refused to pay 5p for a carrier bag 22/08/16 11:02:42	15

Tony Edwards		The hippy couple 22/08/16 7:01:56	2 15
let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
Darthey Bussell		The Decapthlon 18/08/16 19:01:43	15

Tony Edwards		Gagpuss 16/08/16 7:00:55	15

Pete		clever Windows for Dummies. 10/08/16 9:05:18	15

Boycie		creative x2 The builders have made a huge four-cup 01/08/16 19:12:48	15

Dan Nicholls		Michael Caine-ine 28/07/16 11:00:20	3 15
I'd take out an 'n' and make it Caine-ine. --Darthey Bussell
Boycie		clever "When I said 'Off' I meant you, not the shirt" 27/07/16 7:32:26	15

Karen Oakenfull		lol Oscar Pistorius's campaign bus 24/07/16 11:40:44	15

Leroy Brown		lol The race ended with a photo finish 24/07/16 8:29:30	15

Dan Nicholls		The Chair Witch Project. 15/06/16 13:37:18	15

Mark England		Ben just couldn't control his crack addiction 08/06/16 11:05:10	15

Tony Edwards		Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight. 30/05/16 19:54:06	15

Pete		lol x2 creative Jerry Adams. 29/05/16 9:46:17	15

Mark England		"That's strange. The streets are desserted" 11/05/16 19:01:41	2 15
Just saying your caption is super-clever! --larry G.
Michael Winner		lol clever Ban this cruel sport of Panda Skittles. 15/04/16 11:15:39	15

Welsh Rarebit		lol x2 Have you ever suffered from a car Ninjary that wasn't your fault? 12/04/16 11:00:21	15

Welsh Rarebit		clever "Yes nurse, it was a cupid stunt" 02/04/16 19:00:07	15

Welsh Rarebit		clever x2 Nanny McFe 18/03/16 8:58:43	1 15

Welsh Rarebit		Joseph and Mary were overwhelmed with their gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Purr. 14/03/16 20:01:18	15

Leroy Brown		Santa's little yelpers 27/02/16 12:24:17	15

Leroy Brown		lol creative Jack Lemon 23/02/16 8:50:25	1 15
Missing --[anon]
Tony Edwards		clever Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job. 15/02/16 20:07:31	15

Dan Nicholls		creative It's an awfully big wrench, but I am going to have to leave you gentlemen. 15/02/16 9:08:57	15

Welsh Rarebit		clever Flabbey Road 14/02/16 8:00:13	15

Leroy Brown		City of Lost soles 07/02/16 8:01:54	15

Pete		I use him as a beer mutt. 28/01/16 20:00:08	15

Zac Kramer		Careful when you bend down, you might slip a disc 20/01/16 12:00:25	15

Pete		lol "Trust me, it'll be funny. Now pull the bloody finger." 10/01/16 20:00:11	15

Tony Edwards		Black pool tower 17/12/15 12:44:15	15

Zac Kramer		Bootique 28/11/15 12:00:07	15

Mark England		Gran kids 24/11/15 12:07:20	15

Stephen Paterson		Well that's Frosty off the Nice list, thought Santa after witnessing his inappropriate salute. 23/11/15 13:28:52	15

John Llamas		"I think you might have a puncher mate." 17/11/15 20:24:01	15

Stephen Paterson		Guilt trip. 14/11/15 12:17:02	15

Neil Mackenzie		lol Is that why all my Kids are little shits? 29/10/15 8:06:41	15

Leroy Brown		Sometimes Bill would just stand and reflect. 16/10/15 11:22:49	15

John Llamas		"Sit down, you look shattered." 16/10/15 11:08:24	15

Michael Winner		lol Who would have guessed that when the Messiah returned, he would taste so delicious? 12/10/15 20:13:59	15

Tony Edwards		Holy Ghost writer 12/10/15 11:01:12	15

Tony Busby		Glutton dressed as ram. 05/10/15 7:20:36	15

Zac Kramer		When I ordered Chilli this wasn't what I expected 03/10/15 11:02:54	15

John Llamas		"What makes you think I've cheated on you again darling?" 01/10/15 12:16:38	1 15
Very good. --Michael Monkhouse
Kenny Ireland		"It won't stand up in court". 30/09/15 21:07:27	15

Dan Nicholls		Creche landing 28/09/15 19:32:29	15

Ron Allan		'Sleighed' 22/09/15 19:00:19	15

Leroy Brown		Peeping Tom 21/09/15 19:11:20	15

Tracy Davidson		"Right Mrs Smith," said the vet. "What first alerted you to the fact your dog had lost his sense of smell?" 19/09/15 7:05:35	15

Chris Halliwell		Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste. 16/09/15 21:18:57	15

Ron Allan		creative Captain Karinski was getting a little irritated at the final requests during Firing Squads 13/09/15 19:00:42	2 15
Hi there..glad you enjoyed it, and yes, it's a great place to learn how to word captions to get the most out of them. I've been on here for several years and am still learning..as are most of us. For me I try never to go for the obvious and alwa... --Ron Allan
Michael Winner		She could see him coming from a mile off. 13/09/15 7:00:40	15

Cath Jones		Pet Detective 12/09/15 7:00:17	15

Tosser Wivlov		Honey! I don't think this is the right lid for the blender. 07/09/15 13:47:04	15

Michael Monkhouse		Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. 05/09/15 11:51:55	2 15
What a lovely comment. Thank you!They say Stephen Hawking's so intelligent he can pick up anything strauiht away. Well, I dropped a sheaf of papers, bugger all. --Michael Monkhouse
Tony Edwards		Love is in the air 04/09/15 11:04:19	15

Smuldo		Less Paul. 29/08/15 7:39:07	1 15
Brilliant! --Michael Winner
AXE		These days parents are not allowed to give their children a clip round the ear 19/08/15 19:13:02	15

Paul Gledhill		"OK. So you've been shot. Don't harp on about it" 12/08/15 8:18:32	15

Smuldo		"How sat?" 07/08/15 19:14:22	15

Hercules Rockefeller		lol "A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17	15

Boycie		"Cowabangra dudes" 31/07/15 7:26:52	15

Tony Edwards		Chopin mall 30/07/15 19:20:55	15

Cath Jones		Cygnet rings 30/07/15 11:03:22	15

AXE		In the latest MPs' expenses row, John Bercow tries to defend the amount of money he's laid out on furniture 24/07/15 19:00:08	15

John Llamas
	lol x2 20/07/15 19:09:51		15

Hercules Rockefeller		"Not now, Thing!" 07/07/15 19:06:31	15

Cath Jones		Cops and Rubbers 03/07/15 19:00:06	15

Cath Jones		Warning: Beware of the Bares 02/07/15 11:00:06	15

Mark England		"I told you not to take too long in the car wash" 27/06/15 10:13:52	15

Tony Edwards		Prickled egg 22/06/15 11:00:15	15

Tony Edwards		"Need help to write your captions sir?" 17/06/15 7:12:19	1 15
No thanks ill just look back over the old ones and use them. --mmmmm maybe
Doh Nutter		Model T Fjord 07/06/15 19:18:08	1 15

Cath Jones		Voltures 30/05/15 11:00:07	15

Smuldo		The Black Eyed Tease. 22/05/15 19:40:53	15

Tony Edwards		Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly. 22/05/15 11:56:44	15

Doh Nutter		Period Drama 18/05/15 19:21:56	15

Leroy Brown		clever Cycledelic 18/05/15 7:03:52	15

Ian Skelding		"Dip yer headlights yer Bastard." 15/05/15 7:09:25	15

Bobby D		where do YOU stand on drugs 23/04/15 19:03:20	15

Cath Jones		clever and here's a trailer for the new Disney movie... 23/04/15 7:00:30	15

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