Guys, 4 passengers is the max I'm allowed..what do you think this is..a bloody Tardis??

25/04/18 19:02:29

So we've conquered the Ford Galaxy, what do you want to do next?

26/04/18 6:27:46

“OK you three ....... we’re off to Cadbury’s, we’ve got an audition for some great new idea for an advert for a product called SMASH ..... best behaviour and whatever you do, no laughing ...”

25/04/18 19:15:12

"Don't be so silly! Daleks don't need a wee."

25/04/18 19:41:25

The true identity of the Stig is finally revealed

25/04/18 19:47:07

"I had that Theresa May in the back of my cab the other day. Guess what she threatened to do to me?"
"Expatriate! Expatriate!"

26/04/18 8:55:00

How do I drive this thing? I can't hold the steering wheel. Exasperate! Exasperate!

25/04/18 22:39:14

''A lousy 50 pence tip! You must think I'm from another planet.''

25/04/18 21:21:45

"Mum, why were all the staff in DFS watching us from behind the sofas?"

25/04/18 19:43:00

The Daleks ruled the cosmos but they still had difficulty with seat belts.

25/04/18 21:45:10

"Somebody's blocked us in, lucky I brought my plunger!"

25/04/18 20:14:59

Davros was feeling a little depressed, but fortunately he'd taken out Breakdown Cover.

25/04/18 20:14:02

At last my disabled blue badge has arrived

25/04/18 19:48:09

Stop moaning or i’ll shove the gear stick up your arse next time

25/04/18 19:29:55

"Don't think we can park here?"
"Have you got a Doctor on Duty card?"
"Are you taking the piss?"

25/04/18 19:16:32

Is it just me? Don't you find most mini cab drivers smell of darlic?

25/04/18 19:04:42

New top gear host who wants to exterminate all inferior species, still not as right wing as Jeremy Clarkson.

26/04/18 14:44:55

We don't have time, we don't want to be Tardis!

26/04/18 1:32:48

MUM!!!
traffic warden
EXTERMINATE

25/04/18 22:47:24

Licensed Merchandise

25/04/18 20:37:08

I hope they have got an elevator where we are going, I don't do stairs.

25/04/18 20:31:58

"RRR WEEE DERRR YETTT ???

25/04/18 20:20:37

"Are we there yet?"

25/04/18 20:11:33

Yay... there's Mixed Grills at the drive through today!

25/04/18 20:00:43

Failed the MOT ... my lights need adjustment

25/04/18 19:46:07

"Really I'm a film extra, I have this part time job as a car vacuum cleaner."

25/04/18 19:07:06

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Doctor"
"Doctor who?"
"Ha Ha HA you three fall for that one everytime".

25/04/18 19:06:34

"Mirror...Signal...EXTERMINATE!"

25/04/18 19:05:22

DAFros

25/04/18 19:04:08

"Who is driving the car!"

25/04/18 19:03:00

"I spy with my little eye something begining with E"
"EXTERMINATE"
"Well done junior. Now I spy with my little eye something begining with A"
"ALSO EXTERMINATE"

25/04/18 19:01:42

"Keep your eye on the road!"

25/04/18 19:01:29

Exgerminate?

25/04/18 19:00:58

Uber introduces fleet of new drivers in an attempt to allay safety fears.

25/04/18 19:00:30

"Mummy is just going to pop into the Dalekatessen for one minute, I'll be back in the blink of an eye."

25/04/18 19:00:28

Ford Gallifrey

25/04/18 19:00:20

"SHUT UP! Bloody kids, I should've had them ex-terminated"

25/04/18 19:00:07