I had to cover the roof of my bird table with nails like a hedgehog because one of the neighbours cats would sit on the roof waiting for lunch to arrive.
I do hope they're grateful because as I was hammering the nails in, a wasp started buzzing round my head and I wafted it away, forgetting I was holding a hammer. Ouch! It would probably have been less painful to let the damn wasp sting me!
Oh dear. I honestly don't know what's worse: a self-inflicted conk on the head with a metal mallet, or the aggressive itching and swelling caused by the venomous toxins of an angry bee sting? You might just have got off lightly!
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Please, go on with the story...Nice caption!
7:30pm
Thanks, anon.
7:48pm
I had to cover the roof of my bird table with nails like a hedgehog because one of the neighbours cats would sit on the roof waiting for lunch to arrive.
8:32pm
The cat wouldn't have been too happy, I'm sure, but the birds will be forever grateful!
9:17pm
I do hope they're grateful because as I was hammering the nails in, a wasp started buzzing round my head and I wafted it away, forgetting I was holding a hammer. Ouch! It would probably have been less painful to let the damn wasp sting me!
10:02pm
Oh dear. I honestly don't know what's worse: a self-inflicted conk on the head with a metal mallet, or the aggressive itching and swelling caused by the venomous toxins of an angry bee sting? You might just have got off lightly!
6:36am
Nice caption, Ant. :)
2:23pm
Thanks, Pussy :)
2:53pm