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“The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery”
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John Llamas Vote score: 19296John Llamas

“The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery”

09/08/18 12:08:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

The doctor asked Kevin for a mid stream sample.

09/08/18 13:20:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Dave was thankful he was not up shit creek

09/08/18 14:36:59

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

The Yellow River.

09/08/18 13:02:20

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4636Paul Reeve

Drinking Walter

09/08/18 14:05:22

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

Bob wasn't too bothered until his mate started playing Poosticks.

09/08/18 12:54:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Have you got wood yet?

09/08/18 14:37:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Ray Mears invited Bear Grylls to see 'a wee river near Cockermouth'. "I'll show you survival" mumbled Ray.

09/08/18 13:28:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"That's Jack off in the distance.

09/08/18 13:12:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Going with the flow

09/08/18 12:39:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

Just passed the urine test.

11/08/18 19:38:14

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Well...when life makes the lemonade for you..."

09/08/18 19:33:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Another piss pour performance from Andy Murray

09/08/18 18:16:31

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

Let's hope he's not masturbating!!!

09/08/18 17:50:38

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 75Sam Cass

John had no filter.

09/08/18 17:28:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

I know that place. It's Brookside Corkhill.

09/08/18 17:13:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

You did say you would like to be on the piss right now

09/08/18 14:41:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

Dave's new river management job involved controlling water levels

09/08/18 14:01:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Q. What do these two have in common?
A. 'Sip' is also pis backwards...

09/08/18 13:23:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"Man this water feels cold on my dick."

09/08/18 13:10:27

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

"Hey Bob! The river smells like asparagus."

09/08/18 13:05:23

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

The river ur-Rhine.

09/08/18 12:59:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Pee Nant

09/08/18 12:44:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Adam's Ale

09/08/18 12:39:38

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10250Smuldo

Welcome to Lake Piscine.

09/08/18 12:33:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Dave preferred his water with a hint of lemon.

09/08/18 12:32:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Yukxton water

09/08/18 12:25:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19296John Llamas

🎶 It’s raining men ...🎶

09/08/18 12:22:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

River Sour

09/08/18 12:18:41

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Nope still can't taste it, try pissing harder.

09/08/18 12:18:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

In recent years the fast flowing stream had been reduced to a trickle. Time to get the prostate checked out.

09/08/18 12:17:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Yuk! Who'd want to pee in water contaminated by a dead sheep upstream?

09/08/18 12:13:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

DAM!

09/08/18 12:08:28

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19296John Llamas

Thirsty? ....... urine luck!

09/08/18 12:06:09

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

H2Ohhhh!

09/08/18 12:04:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

That's Jason for you, always taking the p*ss.

09/08/18 12:01:32

 
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