'Drop the facade!'

04/05/17 11:13:43

Due to customer complaints, Unibond recalls its 'No More Nails' product.

04/05/17 12:01:40

Salvador Dali's little known painting, 'The persistence of 21 Tottenham Court Road,' went up for auction today at Christies.

04/05/17 11:41:28

It will be a nice flat when its finished.

04/05/17 12:05:02

Located on a slip road

04/05/17 11:33:09

'Poundland cement 99p per bag!'

04/05/17 11:51:20

Bloody Feng shui

04/05/17 11:24:41

Wall Street Crash

04/05/17 11:37:58

Housing market slump anticipated

04/05/17 11:04:06

Flexible housing.

04/05/17 23:45:09

The Witch realised that her cover was blown. She had used too much butter in the gingerbread

04/05/17 11:27:48

♪ Slip sliding away...♪

04/05/17 18:14:51

"Paddy I told you to start at the bottom!"

04/05/17 16:02:32

Slide walk

04/05/17 13:17:10

FOR SALE: Delightful South-facing property in need of slight facelift.

04/05/17 13:08:36

"I think we must have a word with our builder, the quality of his work is beginning to slip."

04/05/17 12:28:51

Well, that chair idea was a complete failure.

04/05/17 12:06:11

The humble abode of Mel Ting.

04/05/17 11:57:56

Recent works include ground floor flat and loft conversion.

04/05/17 11:12:29

"Please use the rear entrance."

04/05/17 11:05:26

Sliding doors

04/05/17 11:03:49

Due to budget cuts, International Rescue have had to sell Tracey Island and move to Wantage

04/05/17 21:50:57

".....and the innovative design allows maximum use of daylight in the bedroom"

04/05/17 21:27:01

The authorities are at a loss to know how Mr Smith of 25 Acacia Avenue managed to sleep through lightning striking his house last night.

04/05/17 18:33:25

It's a Gayble End.
Don't you mean a Gable End.
No, it's a Gayble End because it's bent.

04/05/17 18:25:04

"They just added another story."

04/05/17 17:54:53

Sean Connery's building shite

04/05/17 16:43:17

"Where are you going, Basil?"
"Just off to see O'Reilly, dear."
"Basil...BASIL...BASIL."

04/05/17 16:34:29

Off the wall

04/05/17 15:27:25

Hello, good evening and welcome to a slightly different edition of 'Through The Keyhole'.

04/05/17 13:25:08

Downtown

04/05/17 13:08:43

Keith's new design for a fire escape caused some distress to his neighbours.

04/05/17 12:36:19

"Commissioner! Rick Waller has been pretending to be Batman again!"

04/05/17 11:38:15

It's a very depressed area.

04/05/17 11:29:46

Slip of the tongue and groove.

04/05/17 11:29:43

'This'll teach Colin not to crawl home from the pub every night ...'

04/05/17 11:29:18

Getting on the housing ladder can actually be a slippery slope.

04/05/17 11:26:13

Wallpaper

04/05/17 11:24:15

Clown House

04/05/17 11:10:36

House prices are sliding since Brexit.

04/05/17 11:04:05