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C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

'Drop the facade!'

04/05/17 11:13:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Due to customer complaints, Unibond recalls its 'No More Nails' product.

04/05/17 12:01:40

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Salvador Dali's little known painting, 'The persistence of 21 Tottenham Court Road,' went up for auction today at Christies.

04/05/17 11:41:28

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I heard it went down for auction --Mr Dome
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

It will be a nice flat when its finished.

04/05/17 12:05:02

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

Located on a slip road

04/05/17 11:33:09

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

'Poundland cement 99p per bag!'

04/05/17 11:51:20

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

Bloody Feng shui

04/05/17 11:24:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

Wall Street Crash

04/05/17 11:37:58

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

Housing market slump anticipated

04/05/17 11:04:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Flexible housing.

04/05/17 23:45:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 14099Mark England

The Witch realised that her cover was blown. She had used too much butter in the gingerbread

04/05/17 11:27:48

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Her bestie, Wicked Witch of the West, has the same problem when it rains. ;-) --Crunchy Chords
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

♪ Slip sliding away...♪

04/05/17 18:14:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

"Paddy I told you to start at the bottom!"

04/05/17 16:02:32

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

Slide walk

04/05/17 13:17:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3360Vivvy En

FOR SALE: Delightful South-facing property in need of slight facelift.

04/05/17 13:08:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

"I think we must have a word with our builder, the quality of his work is beginning to slip."

04/05/17 12:28:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18004John Glover

Well, that chair idea was a complete failure.

04/05/17 12:06:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

The humble abode of Mel Ting.

04/05/17 11:57:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

Recent works include ground floor flat and loft conversion.

04/05/17 11:12:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

"Please use the rear entrance."

04/05/17 11:05:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

Sliding doors

04/05/17 11:03:49

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Mr Dome Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Due to budget cuts, International Rescue have had to sell Tracey Island and move to Wantage

04/05/17 21:50:57

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

".....and the innovative design allows maximum use of daylight in the bedroom"

04/05/17 21:27:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

The authorities are at a loss to know how Mr Smith of 25 Acacia Avenue managed to sleep through lightning striking his house last night.

04/05/17 18:33:25

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This caption was inspired by Mr Galore, who claims that he doesn't sleep well yet manages to sleep through thunderstorms and has even slumbered on through a couple of earth tremors that shook the house. ;)  --Pussy Galore
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8722Neil Mackenzie

It's a Gayble End.
Don't you mean a Gable End.
No, it's a Gayble End because it's bent.

04/05/17 18:25:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"They just added another story."

04/05/17 17:54:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Sean Connery's building shite

04/05/17 16:43:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Where are you going, Basil?"
"Just off to see O'Reilly, dear."
"Basil...BASIL...BASIL."

04/05/17 16:34:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19720Ian Skelding

Off the wall

04/05/17 15:27:25

 
Nanny Pop Dougie Nanny Pop Dougie

Hello, good evening and welcome to a slightly different edition of 'Through The Keyhole'.

04/05/17 13:25:08

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Downtown

04/05/17 13:08:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Keith's new design for a fire escape caused some distress to his neighbours.

04/05/17 12:36:19

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Commissioner! Rick Waller has been pretending to be Batman again!"

04/05/17 11:38:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21040Michael Winner

It's a very depressed area.

04/05/17 11:29:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

Slip of the tongue and groove.

04/05/17 11:29:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'This'll teach Colin not to crawl home from the pub every night ...'

04/05/17 11:29:18

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Getting on the housing ladder can actually be a slippery slope.

04/05/17 11:26:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Wallpaper

04/05/17 11:24:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

Clown House

04/05/17 11:10:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

House prices are sliding since Brexit.

04/05/17 11:04:05

 
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