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C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

'Drop the facade!'

04/05/17 12:13:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Due to customer complaints, Unibond recalls its 'No More Nails' product.

04/05/17 13:01:40

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Salvador Dali's little known painting, 'The persistence of 21 Tottenham Court Road,' went up for auction today at Christies.

04/05/17 12:41:28

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I heard it went down for auction --Mr Dome
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

It will be a nice flat when its finished.

04/05/17 13:05:02

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

Located on a slip road

04/05/17 12:33:09

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

'Poundland cement 99p per bag!'

04/05/17 12:51:20

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

Bloody Feng shui

04/05/17 12:24:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Wall Street Crash

04/05/17 12:37:58

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19754John Llamas

Housing market slump anticipated

04/05/17 12:04:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Flexible housing.

05/05/17 0:45:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 14808Mark England

The Witch realised that her cover was blown. She had used too much butter in the gingerbread

04/05/17 12:27:48

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Her bestie, Wicked Witch of the West, has the same problem when it rains. ;-) --Crunchy Chords
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪ Slip sliding away...♪

04/05/17 19:14:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

"Paddy I told you to start at the bottom!"

04/05/17 17:02:32

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4830Paul Reeve

Slide walk

04/05/17 14:17:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

FOR SALE: Delightful South-facing property in need of slight facelift.

04/05/17 14:08:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18903John Glover

"I think we must have a word with our builder, the quality of his work is beginning to slip."

04/05/17 13:28:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18903John Glover

Well, that chair idea was a complete failure.

04/05/17 13:06:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5521Greg Curtis

The humble abode of Mel Ting.

04/05/17 12:57:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19754John Llamas

Recent works include ground floor flat and loft conversion.

04/05/17 12:12:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"Please use the rear entrance."

04/05/17 12:05:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

Sliding doors

04/05/17 12:03:49

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Mr Dome Vote score: 6575Mr Dome

Due to budget cuts, International Rescue have had to sell Tracey Island and move to Wantage

04/05/17 22:50:57

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

".....and the innovative design allows maximum use of daylight in the bedroom"

04/05/17 22:27:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The authorities are at a loss to know how Mr Smith of 25 Acacia Avenue managed to sleep through lightning striking his house last night.

04/05/17 19:33:25

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This caption was inspired by Mr Galore, who claims that he doesn't sleep well yet manages to sleep through thunderstorms and has even slumbered on through a couple of earth tremors that shook the house. ;)  --Pussy Galore
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9140Neil Mackenzie

It's a Gayble End.
Don't you mean a Gable End.
No, it's a Gayble End because it's bent.

04/05/17 19:25:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5521Greg Curtis

"They just added another story."

04/05/17 18:54:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Sean Connery's building shite

04/05/17 17:43:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Where are you going, Basil?"
"Just off to see O'Reilly, dear."
"Basil...BASIL...BASIL."

04/05/17 17:34:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

Off the wall

04/05/17 16:27:25

 
Nanny Pop Dougie Nanny Pop Dougie

Hello, good evening and welcome to a slightly different edition of 'Through The Keyhole'.

04/05/17 14:25:08

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Downtown

04/05/17 14:08:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Keith's new design for a fire escape caused some distress to his neighbours.

04/05/17 13:36:19

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Commissioner! Rick Waller has been pretending to be Batman again!"

04/05/17 12:38:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21692Michael Winner

It's a very depressed area.

04/05/17 12:29:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8044Vanessa the Guesser

Slip of the tongue and groove.

04/05/17 12:29:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'This'll teach Colin not to crawl home from the pub every night ...'

04/05/17 12:29:18

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Getting on the housing ladder can actually be a slippery slope.

04/05/17 12:26:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Wallpaper

04/05/17 12:24:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8044Vanessa the Guesser

Clown House

04/05/17 12:10:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

House prices are sliding since Brexit.

04/05/17 12:04:05

 
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