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Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Who says it takes two to tango?

07/07/18 22:39:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Very nice, dear, but when I said I fancied a Tango I meant a can of fizzy orange."

07/07/18 21:09:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Even when he was off duty, Constable 421 couldn't resist directing traffic.

07/07/18 20:24:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20706Michael Winner

The new formal ballroom and latin martial art, Tie Chi.

07/07/18 20:03:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"You don't seem to be getting your point across. I wonder if Speaker's Corner is quite ready for opinions expressed through the medium of interpretive dance?"

07/07/18 23:06:59

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John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

"Perhaps if you showered more, you would get a partner."

07/07/18 22:46:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Next on Britain's Got Talent, Ethan and his invisible double bass.

07/07/18 20:23:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

Sleep waltzing is more common than sleep walking in Vienna.

07/07/18 20:00:08

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 382Tina Flowers

Juan always danced alone, he liked plenty of ballroom.

07/07/18 21:56:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

Sleeping partner

07/07/18 20:05:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20706Michael Winner

“…and when did you first realise that your wife had been stolen?”

07/07/18 20:00:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

Dillip would often imagine doing it doggy fashion with Queen Latifah.

07/07/18 22:46:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26756Tony Edwards

José knows how to conduct himself in public.

07/07/18 22:31:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

Robert hadn't met his imaginary friend since childhood.

07/07/18 21:42:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4943Mr Dome

Blind date

07/07/18 21:39:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

The tailor holds a new robe for the emperor to try on.

07/07/18 20:25:37

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4616Paul Reeve

Jeff and his wife had grown apart.

07/07/18 20:13:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20706Michael Winner

Strictly Come Walking Dead.

07/07/18 20:01:45

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3735Kenny Ireland

Always choose a 24 hour deodorant.

08/07/18 19:46:11

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

Invisible partner

08/07/18 1:13:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

Ushering two invisible guests to their seats.

08/07/18 1:03:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

Blind man's bluff.

08/07/18 1:00:36

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 232Carey Sutton

Great now my Labrador ran off

08/07/18 0:57:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4928Greg Curtis

"His partner - CLEARLY - a better dancer."

08/07/18 0:28:22

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 801Andrea Ivey

Sadiq khant dance

07/07/18 23:32:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31908Welsh Rarebit

"and coming next is the Blindy Hop..."

07/07/18 21:32:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

"So, you have bought me a small gift, surprise me then, I won't look."

07/07/18 21:13:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"I only asked the way to the pub. Do you have to make such a song and dance about everything?"

07/07/18 21:02:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5894Vanessa the Guesser

I think somebody must have put Baby in the corner.

07/07/18 20:20:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Who's that waving his arms at the street musicians?"
"Oh, that's just the busk conductor."

07/07/18 20:17:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Say that again, your girlfriend is fat AND invisible?

07/07/18 20:12:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Strictly c*nt dancing

07/07/18 20:11:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

Too much Rum and not enough ba.

07/07/18 20:10:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5894Vanessa the Guesser

So curtains or venetian blind?

07/07/18 20:03:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20706Michael Winner

Argentina, where they have the classiest mimes.

07/07/18 20:01:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31908Welsh Rarebit

"The 2018 LGBT Strictly Come Dancing winners are... Carlos and The Invisible Man!"

07/07/18 20:00:16

 
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