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C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

Farmchair

28/07/17 21:53:24

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Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Rest in fleece.

28/07/17 23:20:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 14246Mark England

Futon dressed as lamb

28/07/17 19:14:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

'I just got the chair, the footstool was a little deer'

28/07/17 22:00:59

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"Come in and take a p-ewe..."

28/07/17 19:28:06

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 69Sauce Pan

Wait 'til you see the matching lambshade

28/07/17 19:01:21

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

- I need a carpet to match. How about a shag?
- OK, then we'll talk carpets.

28/07/17 20:30:51

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

In Wales, for some reason, you always see blokes standing around behind the sofa.

28/07/17 19:58:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Ramchair.

28/07/17 19:00:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

Come buy!

29/07/17 6:59:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Scientists deny any problems with the offspring of cloned sheep Dolly.

28/07/17 19:50:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1416Crunchy Chords
Farmchair

28/07/17 21:53:26

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Three-piece bleat.

28/07/17 19:21:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't buy that chair, there's a dip in the middle of the seat.

28/07/17 19:20:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It's so comfortable. Once you sit in this, you lose all your get tup and go.

28/07/17 22:24:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3687Vivvy En

FARMER ADVISED TO SPECULATE: He took a gambol on the Flocks and Chairs market

28/07/17 20:44:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Flocking chair.

28/07/17 20:23:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20004Ian Skelding

Fleecy chair

28/07/17 20:14:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Trophy furniture

28/07/17 20:00:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7238Vanessa the Guesser

Don't mention the price, I don't want any sheep worrying.

28/07/17 19:17:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20004Ian Skelding

Sheependale

28/07/17 19:00:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

"John, when I said that I wanted a new bar stool..."

28/07/17 19:00:06

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 131Charles Gilbert

Chairberus the three headed seat of Satan.

30/07/17 15:20:01

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 883Glad You Remember

Aries, not chair ease

30/07/17 13:49:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5906Mr Dome

🎼 Welcome to the sheep seats 🎼

29/07/17 2:31:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1105larry G.

How do clean the chair?
Try woolite.

29/07/17 0:13:41

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Years of stress had taken its toll on Little Bo Peep.

28/07/17 23:05:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Let someone else have a seat. Don't hogget all the time."

28/07/17 22:34:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7238Vanessa the Guesser

"What's next, a Tupperware party?"
"No, Ikea"

28/07/17 22:08:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

Meanwhile in Swansea...

28/07/17 21:29:10

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Come on Dolly,stop Cloning around

28/07/17 20:21:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Three Heads are better then One..thats what Dolly always said

28/07/17 20:19:31

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Designs@#SellafieldNuclearPlant

28/07/17 20:18:17

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Sittin on the flock of the baaay.

28/07/17 20:14:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8855Neil Mackenzie

Ewe never have to worry about having a seat because it follows ewe around the house.

28/07/17 20:12:03

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

- I'm looking for an expensive-looking dining room table with a horse design.
-Mmm. We only sell sheep stuff here.

28/07/17 19:52:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21164Michael Winner

“It’s a nice design, but I just can’t see the Targaryens and Lannisters fighting over it.”

28/07/17 19:34:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21164Michael Winner

“Madam, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but it’s not an original Mouseman.”

28/07/17 19:28:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

"How many of these are left?"
"Not sure, we need to do a flock-take".

28/07/17 19:28:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I sit and pen my captions here in the ewetility room.

28/07/17 19:26:48

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

I always said farm-themed furniture was a bit of a woolly idea.

28/07/17 19:25:44

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"Chair for sale, ewes'd only three times..."

28/07/17 19:21:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18352John Glover

"£3,000, ewe've been fleeced mate."

28/07/17 19:18:23

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

Shawny and Cher.

28/07/17 19:18:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3687Vivvy En

Nigel Farmage's favourite seat at Ewekip HQ

28/07/17 19:11:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5259Hercules Rockefeller

"I ordered it from the Shear's Catalog."

28/07/17 19:06:00

 
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