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C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Farmchair

28/07/17 22:53:24

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Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Rest in fleece.

29/07/17 0:20:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 14808Mark England

Futon dressed as lamb

28/07/17 20:14:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

'I just got the chair, the footstool was a little deer'

28/07/17 23:00:59

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

"Come in and take a p-ewe..."

28/07/17 20:28:06

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

Wait 'til you see the matching lambshade

28/07/17 20:01:21

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

- I need a carpet to match. How about a shag?
- OK, then we'll talk carpets.

28/07/17 21:30:51

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

In Wales, for some reason, you always see blokes standing around behind the sofa.

28/07/17 20:58:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Ramchair.

28/07/17 20:00:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Come buy!

29/07/17 7:59:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Scientists deny any problems with the offspring of cloned sheep Dolly.

28/07/17 20:50:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords
Farmchair

28/07/17 22:53:26

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Three-piece bleat.

28/07/17 20:21:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't buy that chair, there's a dip in the middle of the seat.

28/07/17 20:20:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It's so comfortable. Once you sit in this, you lose all your get tup and go.

28/07/17 23:24:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

FARMER ADVISED TO SPECULATE: He took a gambol on the Flocks and Chairs market

28/07/17 21:44:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Flocking chair.

28/07/17 21:23:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

Fleecy chair

28/07/17 21:14:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Trophy furniture

28/07/17 21:00:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8044Vanessa the Guesser

Don't mention the price, I don't want any sheep worrying.

28/07/17 20:17:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

Sheependale

28/07/17 20:00:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

"John, when I said that I wanted a new bar stool..."

28/07/17 20:00:06

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 192Charles Gilbert

Chairberus the three headed seat of Satan.

30/07/17 16:20:01

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

Aries, not chair ease

30/07/17 14:49:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6575Mr Dome

🎼 Welcome to the sheep seats 🎼

29/07/17 3:31:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

How do clean the chair?
Try woolite.

29/07/17 1:13:41

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Years of stress had taken its toll on Little Bo Peep.

29/07/17 0:05:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Let someone else have a seat. Don't hogget all the time."

28/07/17 23:34:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8044Vanessa the Guesser

"What's next, a Tupperware party?"
"No, Ikea"

28/07/17 23:08:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Meanwhile in Swansea...

28/07/17 22:29:10

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Come on Dolly,stop Cloning around

28/07/17 21:21:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Three Heads are better then One..thats what Dolly always said

28/07/17 21:19:31

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Designs@#SellafieldNuclearPlant

28/07/17 21:18:17

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Sittin on the flock of the baaay.

28/07/17 21:14:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9140Neil Mackenzie

Ewe never have to worry about having a seat because it follows ewe around the house.

28/07/17 21:12:03

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

- I'm looking for an expensive-looking dining room table with a horse design.
-Mmm. We only sell sheep stuff here.

28/07/17 20:52:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21692Michael Winner

“It’s a nice design, but I just can’t see the Targaryens and Lannisters fighting over it.”

28/07/17 20:34:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21692Michael Winner

“Madam, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but it’s not an original Mouseman.”

28/07/17 20:28:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12390Dan Nicholls

"How many of these are left?"
"Not sure, we need to do a flock-take".

28/07/17 20:28:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I sit and pen my captions here in the ewetility room.

28/07/17 20:26:48

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I always said farm-themed furniture was a bit of a woolly idea.

28/07/17 20:25:44

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

"Chair for sale, ewes'd only three times..."

28/07/17 20:21:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18903John Glover

"£3,000, ewe've been fleeced mate."

28/07/17 20:18:23

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Shawny and Cher.

28/07/17 20:18:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Nigel Farmage's favourite seat at Ewekip HQ

28/07/17 20:11:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

"I ordered it from the Shear's Catalog."

28/07/17 20:06:00

 
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