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Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

He's been using factor 50/50 again.

20/08/18 7:47:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

"But Sherlock, how on earth did you know that he always wears trousers?"

20/08/18 8:05:46

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6706Vanessa the Guesser

All tank drivers need a break now and then

20/08/18 7:05:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21052Michael Winner

At least twice a day, Abdul's legs call the cops complaining about his arms, head and torso.

20/08/18 8:40:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27783Tony Edwards

Top tan

20/08/18 8:14:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3707Chris Keegan

Half cast

20/08/18 7:00:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Leather upper

20/08/18 10:38:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1517Karyn Harrison

"Ross Geller, I presume?"

20/08/18 9:38:57

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

♫ Ebony and Ivory...♫

20/08/18 8:59:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

You can take a man out of Scotland but you can't entirely take Scotland out of the man.

20/08/18 8:45:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Ditch digger.

20/08/18 21:01:29

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 499Carey Sutton

John was a bit browned off having to work on such a nice day.

20/08/18 18:48:45

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

“ Hey, Maria. Have you been cleaning the hot tub with Domestos again?”

20/08/18 17:08:36

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

Black & white Decker

20/08/18 17:02:30

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Dom swore he would never go to the Cut-price Tanning Salon again, half way through the session the machine broke down.

20/08/18 15:28:41

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 499Carey Sutton

Get off my face

20/08/18 11:05:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Jack had a lot to learn about solar flares.

20/08/18 10:36:46

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

Teak a Peek

20/08/18 9:26:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3707Chris Keegan

Would you look at that..only this morning they said it would be cloudy in the south whist northern regions would be particularly sunny.

20/08/18 9:22:43

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

Walk the blanc

20/08/18 9:10:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19601John Llamas

Ramon had seemed curiously subdued, notwithstanding his successful double leg transplant when initially they feared that they may not find a match.

20/08/18 8:15:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"I asked my Nan to rub sun cream on me before I started staining her decking. I've been telling her for ages that she needs new glasses."

20/08/18 8:06:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6706Vanessa the Guesser

It was a very Happy Monday and Shaun would no doubt soon be twisting his melon man

20/08/18 8:03:30

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 507Molly Romanov

I don't know what happened to the water in this pool - it bleached my legs and then all drained away.

20/08/18 7:57:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21052Michael Winner

Rakim suffered from Honkie Legs Syndrome.

20/08/18 7:45:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19601John Llamas

Ronseal Deckstain ...... now 50% off

20/08/18 7:06:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

"I've had strict instructions from the wife not to come home until I've tanned my legs, or she'll deck me."

20/08/18 7:00:16

 
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