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Crack shot
08/08/17 11:11:29
Fire in the hole!
08/08/17 12:36:33
Rifle butt
08/08/17 11:00:42
Riding shotgun
08/08/17 11:10:38
A weapon of ass destruction.
08/08/17 11:13:26
Just a part of my arse an all.
08/08/17 11:50:31
Pump Action?
08/08/17 11:02:03
Although Dave had had many medical checkups, doctors were still baffled as to why he was suffering from shooting pains in the bottom.
08/08/17 11:43:55
Ammunition dump.
08/08/17 11:25:39
Dave liked a big hard shaft to shoot off in his ass
08/08/17 11:24:06
Browning? Yeah, probably.
08/08/17 11:24:03
Shot in the line of Doody
08/08/17 11:18:10
This officer was one of the more intelligent ones. He got promoted to sheriff and now heads the CIA from a chair with a special inflatable cushion.
09/08/17 8:44:15
Shooting stick.
08/08/17 16:38:15
Don't worry, he won't give you any trouble - we've got him over a barrel.
08/08/17 15:51:11
Dave's really Anal about Guns
08/08/17 15:22:59
"This week, on 'Extreme Proctology'..."
08/08/17 11:59:20
"I've also got a pisstol."
08/08/17 11:34:32
Gunorrhoea
08/08/17 11:25:08
Enema of the State
08/08/17 11:20:57
"Here's my pitch- imagine C.S.I, A&E and America's Funniest Home Videos rolled into one..."
08/08/17 11:19:25
That's a bit drastic. He should try Preparation H first.
08/08/17 11:15:05
Thirty seconds later President Trump was rushed to casualty but surgeon's could do nothing after such severe brain trauma
08/08/17 11:03:28
A shitgun
08/08/17 11:01:31
Die-arrhoea
08/08/17 11:00:17
After each caption comes a rim shot.
10/08/17 8:17:58
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody back doors off!"
08/08/17 23:08:33
"Get the lead out of your ass and get to work!"
08/08/17 22:06:20
Napoleon Blown-apart.
08/08/17 17:34:22
Carlsberg don't make laxatives...
08/08/17 17:11:29
Sitting on the cold steel triggered his piles.
08/08/17 16:26:34
There are easier ways to get rid of tapeworms.
08/08/17 15:53:47
Bullseye
08/08/17 15:23:25
Fanny Get Your Gun
08/08/17 12:33:31
Billy was more used to sitting on a colt.
08/08/17 12:15:24
It must be a pellet gun
08/08/17 12:05:32
"There goes Rod, shooting the shit again."
08/08/17 11:51:37
♫ They Shoot Arses, Don't They? ♫
08/08/17 11:28:37
Scatterbum.
08/08/17 11:25:51
It a sight for sore eyes
08/08/17 11:24:39
They say you are what you eat- which is partly why his arse later resembled a donut.
08/08/17 11:21:39
Police Skidmarksman
08/08/17 11:19:52
knock, shock and two stinking barrels
08/08/17 11:18:25
Uzi 'ell put that there?
08/08/17 11:06:48
Since joining the force, Tom accepted rifling through the drawers as just part of the job.
08/08/17 11:05:49
"I'm bullet-poof"
08/08/17 11:01:12
Gary was REALLY fed up with his constipation.
08/08/17 11:00:05
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