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"We know youre in there, you snake in the gas."
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Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"We know you're in there, you snake in the gas."

19/07/17 19:40:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5052Kenny Ireland

In black and white. ( no calor )

19/07/17 20:08:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20974John Glover

Not sure what's happening here, it's a bit sketchy.

19/07/17 21:33:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20974John Glover

"Mum. Why are you trying to blow up a turnip?"

19/07/17 21:23:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"That Gas Fitter saw us coming. It's the age-old story of Cowboys and Indians."

19/07/17 19:43:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Mum, I don't think that's how they make Yorkshire puddings rise here in Bradford.

19/07/17 20:28:25

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Boy-"No, mum I don't want to be here I hate burnt food!"
Mum-"And you wouldn't have been here if I just did this for your dad six years ago"

19/07/17 19:04:06

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

...and when she used the vacuum cleaner she attempted the Indian rope trick.

20/07/17 4:56:58

 
Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

Bombay, Na-fire

19/07/17 22:33:22

 
Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

"It ain't half hot, mum!"

19/07/17 22:29:03

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

its not working mamma try rubbing 2 sticks

19/07/17 21:18:20

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Why can't we cook in the kitchen like everyone else on the estate mum ? And I'm tired of going to school on an ox.

19/07/17 21:05:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"This recipe is a family favourite in Bongladesh."

19/07/17 20:37:12

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"Don't just stand there boy, phone Bharat-ish Gas..."

19/07/17 19:49:58

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Aloooo Gobi. Alooooo Gobi. AloooooOOOOO. Damn it. Nothing.'

19/07/17 19:37:27

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

2 Wong's don't make a light

19/07/17 19:14:31

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*Northern accent* "There's this Welsh Presbyterian Eskimo mother-in-law, blowing a snake charmer pipe into a gas ring..." --Michael Winner
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Has the Phantom Bagpipe thief been outed?

19/07/17 19:03:55

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Johnny thought desperately how he could gas himself using only a stove.

20/07/17 5:02:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10301Mr Dome

'I really think you need to get one of them blower jobs mum'

19/07/17 23:25:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5052Kenny Ireland

"Maa. I think you are supposed to blow".

19/07/17 22:24:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5052Kenny Ireland

Light music.

19/07/17 20:05:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Pied Piper of ham and Lynn

19/07/17 20:04:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6525Vivvy En

Raj was currently performing a gas trick of his own

19/07/17 19:26:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13315Vanessa the Guesser

Meet Korma, the fifth Spice Girl

19/07/17 19:25:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Mum! It's Basmati rice, not Basmati rise!'

19/07/17 19:22:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Blowing out a stove flame from 12 inches qualifies you for geisha selection.

19/07/17 19:22:51

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Forget the flamin' charmer, just change the bottle of gas.

19/07/17 19:08:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Steak Charmer

19/07/17 19:07:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"HELP... My Gran is having a gas-thma attack!"

19/07/17 19:05:47

 
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