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Mystery virus affects trunks and branches, then leaves.
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Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Mystery virus affects trunks and branches, then leaves.

18/07/18 12:11:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Forest mumps.

18/07/18 12:01:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11249Dave Bryan

Tree surgeon: ''Just let it die. We need the bed.''

18/07/18 14:41:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20842John Glover

Harry Potter did that, it's got hog warts all over it.

18/07/18 12:53:20

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

That must be my wife's family tree going by all that cellulite

19/07/18 11:06:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Trees can get arthritis, too.

18/07/18 12:02:40

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Especially elder trees. --Pete
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

This tree is planted in memory of the Elephant Man.

18/07/18 12:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A Sickamore tree.

18/07/18 12:19:44

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Green sleeves

18/07/18 19:09:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13031Vanessa the Guesser

This gnarled old tree insisted on reading my palm.

18/07/18 19:05:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

Nobody had twigged but it was a clear case of botched collagen inplants

18/07/18 18:43:16

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

"Did you know that some trees symbolize fertility?..behold... the STD tree..."

18/07/18 16:31:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10130Mr Dome

An enchanted tree?? What a load of bollocks

18/07/18 15:32:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5910C CaMel

STreeD

18/07/18 13:52:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

polyplar.

18/07/18 13:07:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

Juniburr

18/07/18 12:56:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

Trunk and disorderly

18/07/18 12:36:06

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Gonorrtrea, a Veneereal disease.

18/07/18 12:27:50

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

As examples of Tree Burrs go, these were Mint.

18/07/18 12:23:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Its bark is worse than its blight.

18/07/18 12:17:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

Fun fact: some trees are allergic to peanuts.

18/07/18 12:14:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

Obesitree.

18/07/18 12:13:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Look, just below the bough on the left, that bloody Clown has possessed that tree."

18/07/18 12:11:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Here comes the Lumperjack."

18/07/18 12:08:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

The Great Bunion

18/07/18 12:07:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Leprotree

18/07/18 12:00:12

 
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