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Smuldo Vote score: 11583Smuldo

Corn on the Knob.

18/09/17 20:00:06

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Mark England Vote score: 16519Mark England

Cornographic

18/09/17 20:00:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"How was it for you babe?"
"Amaize-ing!"

18/09/17 20:45:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

Sweetporn

18/09/17 20:00:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18022Troompa Loompa

For the bullimic nymphomaniac that doesn't like to swallow.

18/09/17 20:42:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Kernel? I'd call that the General!

18/09/17 20:38:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cum Dine With Me

18/09/17 20:00:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

One of my 5 a day

18/09/17 20:02:43

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"What's the difference between a corn on the cob an a penis?"
"I don't know".
"Do you fancy going on a picnic?"

18/09/17 22:47:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Genitally modified

18/09/17 20:24:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

Prick Up Your Ear.

18/09/17 20:04:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Contains corn and pees

18/09/17 22:19:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The perfect accompaniment to a baked buttato.

18/09/17 21:17:21

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Jean only had to look at a vibrator, and it made her corny.

18/09/17 20:51:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I bet there'll be a load of corny knob captions.

18/09/17 20:00:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

100% Orgasmic

19/09/17 6:40:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18022Troompa Loompa

"Oh look, this end's got a handy hole for putting the skewer in."

18/09/17 22:56:36

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5477Ron Allan

"I think I'll go with this one for the transplant, Doc..the blow-jobs have all but dried up since the wife went vegetarian"

18/09/17 22:39:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

" ... and keep it away from the rape fields."

18/09/17 20:38:00

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Congratulations- this is the only rape joke that I've ever heard that is actually funny :) --Michael Winner
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9405Mr Dome

Corndildog

18/09/17 20:31:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

Circorncised

18/09/17 20:15:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Comes with sheath already provided.

18/09/17 20:12:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

...and serve with a knob of wanker butter.

18/09/17 20:00:27

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

Lost in translation

19/09/17 7:31:12

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

The illustrated handbook of Cockney rhyming slang. Next page, Morris Minor

19/09/17 3:44:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18022Troompa Loompa

Jane hopes that on the Gillian Taylforth diet her weight loss is spermanent.

18/09/17 23:23:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9405Mr Dome

Fits my cornhole perfectly

18/09/17 21:37:36

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

There's nothing like a good head..of corn..

18/09/17 21:14:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18022Troompa Loompa

One of the ingredients on Ready Steady Cock.

18/09/17 20:53:01

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

New kosher corn.

18/09/17 20:07:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Earectile Disfunction

18/09/17 20:01:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

Corn Snake

18/09/17 20:00:32

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Porn on the cob tastes better without the butt hair.

19/09/17 18:08:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"You want that 'to go' ?"

19/09/17 10:56:29

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Good length!

19/09/17 9:28:37

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

"Is corn a pulse?"

19/09/17 5:17:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"It's his most recent exhibition."

19/09/17 3:20:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"Hm?...edgy."

19/09/17 3:19:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Snap,crackle, POP!

18/09/17 23:42:13

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Mummy, Where do Kellogg Corn Flakes come from?

18/09/17 22:21:49

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Yeah, we've found the level. :D  --Pussy Galore
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

Drawn by my urologester.

18/09/17 22:15:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ann Summers introduce their new vibreators.

18/09/17 22:04:42

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Cum and get yer dinner!

18/09/17 21:52:58

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GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Ribbed for your pleasure

18/09/17 21:13:34

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Ear,Ear,Ear,I think I could manage two

18/09/17 21:13:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

"That's Mae's."

18/09/17 21:01:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

18/09/17 20:39:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Fuc-kernel!

18/09/17 20:38:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6572Hercules Rockefeller

"If you think this is perverse, you should see Ruth's dilldo."

18/09/17 20:30:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

It's just desperate to meet a jam doughnut.

18/09/17 20:26:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Doctor: This is not normal, you usually get a corn on your foot.
Patient: Well it's 11 and 1/2 inches, so it's nearly a foot.

18/09/17 20:24:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Interesting fact of the day: This is full of VD (Vitamin D)

18/09/17 20:19:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Well Mr. Jones, that really is the strangest side-effect of Viagra I've ever seen," said the doctor.

18/09/17 20:17:18

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Rub this on your jacket potato and you'll soon get a free helping of mayonnaise.

18/09/17 20:16:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Don't want to get pregnant? Try Cornwall.

18/09/17 20:13:30

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5024Chris Halliwell

Grown from seed.

18/09/17 20:09:55

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Yeah, and I dread to think where cornflakes come from...

18/09/17 20:09:09

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Pull back the skin to reveal the juicy husk.

18/09/17 20:06:22

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

There's a lot of endosperm in this one.

18/09/17 20:05:15

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11583Smuldo

The new logo is unveiled for the John Wayne Bobbitt Corn Company.

18/09/17 20:04:21

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5558Paul Reeve

Cornorrhea

18/09/17 20:00:55

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11583Smuldo

The Corn Sexchange.

18/09/17 20:00:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

Ho ho ho, Green Giant

18/09/17 20:00:18

 
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