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"Darling, have a word with the kids, will you?  Theyve put the fish in the washing machine again."
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Darling, have a word with the kids, will you? They've put the fish in the washing machine again."

09/06/18 10:21:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Other sea creatures hate it when whales fart.

09/06/18 10:16:15

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

Way haaay, the people that won me at the fair are releasing me into the river...YES! I'M FREEEE!....wait a minute....the bag, THE BLOODY BAG!?

09/06/18 13:18:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

Lenny was so stuck in the seventies.

09/06/18 14:16:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

" some Lion Fish spend their short life in a bubble, after being born with a rare disorder which makes them allergic to seafood "

09/06/18 8:38:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

The Lionfish is a sphered predator.

09/06/18 8:09:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

Another bad season for West Ham, but they're still blowing bubbles and apparently they've just signed Billy the Fish.

09/06/18 18:40:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

Blowfish

09/06/18 8:09:02

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

"Honey, have you seen my goggles?"

10/06/18 0:42:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

Dressed to kill.

10/06/18 0:33:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

"Hey Freddy, little too much bling for tonights affair?"

10/06/18 0:31:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Julie was getting mighty pissed off. Every time she fell asleep she turned into a buoy.

09/06/18 18:53:51

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

Come near me and you will be spherely dealt with!

09/06/18 17:51:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Blinding Nemo.

09/06/18 11:58:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

... and he never tried Wrigleys Spearmint again

09/06/18 10:53:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Why do you call him Squeak?"

09/06/18 10:40:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Police believe the break in at The Sea Life Centre and the theft of twenty litres of bubble bath from Boots may be connected.

09/06/18 10:34:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Tony loved his own tank, unfortunately he doesn't have a clue how to drive it

09/06/18 9:54:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

'Bob'

(He'd captioned himself)

09/06/18 9:25:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Kinder Surprise

09/06/18 9:09:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32210Welsh Rarebit

Even piranhas can be gay.

09/06/18 9:07:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

Poor thing's never going to get away from the London Stadium.

09/06/18 8:48:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Derek Acora saw this in his crystal ball and was clearly so moved by it he ended up scrying

09/06/18 8:31:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

King of the Roe

09/06/18 8:15:34

 
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